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[trying to think of something to tweet about ancient egypt that will appeal to many people]

so how about them pyramids and emoji writing system

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I'm starting a collection

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Wow did you REALLY just say egg fried rice? How do you know it isnt just gnc man fried rice? 🤨

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Bastet 𓎯𓏏𓏏𓁐

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"uhm scoose me where's mine??"

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my cute pig of luck

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drew a constant mood on the mind

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😟

alexa, play "my heart will go on" by celine dion

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Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

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They hate it

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you hate modern trains because their service is shit

i hate trains because they no longer go chugga-chugga choo-choo

we are not the same

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before you speak, think:

T: is it true? lie instead

H: is it helpful? always deceive when possible

I: is it inspiring? make everyone uncomfortable by bringing up your strained relationship with your parents & your three ex boyfriends

N: is it necessary? who cares

K: is it kind? be cruel instead

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i am not autistic

but

i have had a special interest of ancient egypt ever since i was little and my favourite pharaoh is ramesses ii and-

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