Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
would rlly love if snapchat stopped suggesting bitches i never cared abt in highschool
0 notes
Text
there should be a word for friends in other countries tht u haven't spoken to in years but still think abt
#like#i haven't talked 2 u in ages but i still wonder how the sycamores in ur hometown r doing#how's ur dog#shit like tht
0 notes
Text
BREAKING NEWS:
we just adopted a tree frog nd i'm in love w him
#his name is frankie#my mom's friend found him in a potted plant so we took him nd we're keeping him until he can go outside again#i wanna keep him forever :'(#but he's a native species so we've gotta let him go#we're helping boost northern delaware's green tree frog population so ig there's that tho#i'm obsessed w him#he's got a cute lil face nd he only moves when we're not watching him
1 note
·
View note
Text
wish i wasn't an alcoholic nd could imbibe alcohol responsibly tbh
#like what do u mean i can experience emotions nd connect w ppl#why can't they put this in a pill tht doesn't make u ineligible to drive#in others news unto others still FUCKS HOLY SHIT
0 notes
Text
fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever
#deftones#always fuckin deftones#i had like a 3-month deftones phase in highschool but they're honestly not that good
39K notes
·
View notes
Text
genuinely hate highschool me for turning perfectly good artists into 'call ur therapist' music
#like bro why can't i listen to whiney goth shit w/o#experiencing the crushing guilt nd depression of teenage alcoholism anymore#like#i'm a taxpaying adult who just wants to responsibly enjoy some recreational drugs while reminiscing#WHY CAN'T I DO THAT
0 notes
Text
GOTH MUSIC IS DRINKING MUSIC NF U CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
0 notes
Text
maybe getting drunk right aftermy first addiction counseling appointment was a bad idea lol
0 notes
Text
told myself i was gonna quit drinkin for the night nd then my old drinking music came on autoplay?
bro who am i to argue w fate
#literally#why? why me?#blood in blood out bitch#ND NOW BALLROOM BLITZ BY 3TEETH R U FUCKING KIDDING ME
0 notes
Text
I think copious amounts of alcohol will fix my brain problems rn
0 notes
Text
vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold
101K notes
·
View notes
Text
one thing about me is when i read or watch something and there's an evil child or some sort of monster who was born a monster i'm always going to side with the monster. sorry about your loser parents i would have loved you. skill issue
47K notes
·
View notes