"Oh, I suppose he has an interesting face and body - but it turns me right off because he can't talk intelligently about art."
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its ripley (and jonesy) o'clock
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according to my tumblr dash summer is the season of shirley jackson and jacking off
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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
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If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs
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one of my favorite nonbinary to nonbinary communication bits ive been doing recently is me and my other nonbinary friends will call each other "they" the way ppl say "girl". like. "you got this they" "thank you they" "god forbid a theythem do anything". ideal.
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one of my favorite nonbinary to nonbinary communication bits ive been doing recently is me and my other nonbinary friends will call each other "they" the way ppl say "girl". like. "you got this they" "thank you they" "god forbid a theythem do anything". ideal.
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absolutely nothing in the world pleases me more than my expandable bedside table
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Oda Iselin Sønderland (Norwegian/Irish, 1996) - Linse (Lens) (2025)
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ive been illegally downloading shit like its my job since i was 10
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its like. really not that hard.
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i need to get back into keeping a physical diary but establishing the habit of writing every day is so difficult like. finding the time to sit down with it. it's a headspace thing.
#cricket.chatterbox#also sometimes getting me to reflect on my feelings is like getting a cat to take a bath
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you are morally ethicallyand spiritually obligated. to think about gay sex on the clock
#once i showed up to work 15 minutes late because i'd been making out with a girl#and i was lucky that no one cared about my lateness bc then i got my assignment for the night#which was just being 1 guy's personal assistant bc he needed someone to hand stuff to while he disassembled his work area#and then i was REALLY lucky that he was so patient with me#bc it took me like 10 mins to coil six feet of cable (this is a job that normally takes me like 10 seconds max)#bc i kept daydreaming about her boobs (the girl i was making out with before clocking in) and having to start over with the coil..
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Tying shoelaces is never easy 👞
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I've never cared about a sport in my life but I might for the rpf
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every time i think i have seen the most beautiful woman alive another beautiful woman walks by. what a time to be alive.
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SOME mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. jenny is just sort of asocial and bad at assisting in energy production but she’s ok i guess.
we invented a new mitochondria who is disliked by her coworkers and is generally a loser
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we invented a new mitochondria who is disliked by her coworkers and is generally a loser
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