23. college student. majoring in esl education. minoring in english. misanthropic. black & native. i cuss a whole fucking lot and i avoid the shift key. my simblr
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if those are the berries i think they are, then you can eat them but the seeds are poisonous. but they taste like poop from what i hear...

Before it goes to sleep for the winter, Virginia creeper puts out food for the birds.
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President Obama after Oregon shooting: “Our thoughts and prayers are not enough.”
Hours after today’s massacre in Oregon, President Obama took the podium for the 15th time after a mass shooting. Sounding stern and appearing frustrated, Obama challenged Americans to respond more forcefully to this shooting. His full, impassioned statement is one every American needs to hear.
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Pokékittens! Pokittens?
I’ll be selling these buttons at Fanime Artist Alley Table 208 this weekend! The full set will also be available online after the convention.
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its really weird when i look at my reblogs and people have found a post from 3 years ago and are like OKAY BUT LET ME TELL YOU A THING
#maybe if i respond#we can wrap this up in three years#i don't care about your opinion of my opinion from three years ago#i wrote that when patrick stump was still chubby
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meat subsidies. taxes paying for meat and dairy.
i mean... they already explained it.

FACTS!!!
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me: um. hi. yes. i need you to come tow my car away. i can't get it started it at the moment
dispatcher: sure, no problem. does it seem to be a starter issue? can you hear the engine try to turn over?
me: oh. actually, when i opened my car, a wasp flew in and i'll be damned if i'm going in there now.
me: actually the car's been tainted. it is now dead to me.
me: you can probably just incinerate it i guess.
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Recreating famous logos by hand
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my right tit has six moles. my left has none.
i’m clearly a human chimaera of one moley person, and non-moley person.
actually all of the moles i have are on my right side besides my birthmark. i think. i can’t see my birthmark.
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what otter nonsense
worst day ever
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