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WHY ARE VANILLAS DOUBG THIS TO ME

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UPDATE: god hates me because i have the sneeziest fucking cold ive ever had and i live in a house where no one knows the complicated feelings from someone saying my sneezes are cute and blessing me after a fit of 6...... Whut the fuck..

Ah fuck.

I have a fucking cold (its day 3 of feeling kinda shit) and im living with roomates my age now and i know if i say im not feeling well they will acually care and stuff (which is entirely new to me ) but i dont wanna bring it up because i dont wanna be a burden or anything like that but also i cant really hide it cuz im sneezing like a ton and i cant stifle it silent anymore so now im just in a very pickley pickle

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Ah fuck.

I have a fucking cold (its day 3 of feeling kinda shit) and im living with roomates my age now and i know if i say im not feeling well they will acually care and stuff (which is entirely new to me ) but i dont wanna bring it up because i dont wanna be a burden or anything like that but also i cant really hide it cuz im sneezing like a ton and i cant stifle it silent anymore so now im just in a very pickley pickle

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Bruuuuuh. Perfection.

bad cold stuffy talk

"I have a bad cold id by dose ad it's baki'g be s'deeze so buch. I'b so stuffed up ad I cad't stop s'diffli'dg ad I deed to blow by dose so badly. ah-ah-uh-CHOOOO! sdf. excuse be. could you please had be sobe tissues?"

"I've had a bad cold for two weeks dow a'd I thi'dk—hhdjisschewww!—I thi'dk I'b catchi'g adother ode."

"AH-CHOO! I'b so sorry, I did't bead to s'deeze od you. I have a bad cold a'd I—ACHOO!—I haved't beed able to stop s'deezi'g all week. AHAHCHOO! Sorry... I hope I did't give you by cold."

"I had to walk hobe last dight a'd it was raidi'dg a'd I did't have ad ub'brella. I got so cold a'd wet a'd by dose was ruddi'dg so buch. By the tibe I got hobe I was shiveri'g a'd by dose was bright pi'dk a'd I was s'deezi'g like crazy. I could'dt stop s'deezi'g all dight a'd dow I have a really stuffy dose a'd it wod't go away. I thi'dk I caught a bad cold frob bei'g id the rai'd."

"I'b—ADJCHOO!—I'b cobi'g—AHD'JHISH-CHOO!—I thi'dk I'b cobi'g dowd withAHGK-CHOO! with a bad AHHTCHOO! AHGKT-CHOO! with a bad cold. AACHOO! AHHPTCHOO! AH-AAH-AAAHH–AAHPTSSSCHOO!"

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little life rant ig

so I'm really upset and i just want to yell about it on here

so i have a shit gas station job and I'm on suspension because some asshole complained about me for a bs reason, so I find out tomorrow if I'm fired which wouldn't be a big problem if the place I had an interviewed at today actually cared enough to give me an address for which store wanted me at so I could have denied the interview that was too far for me to go to but not only that, my abusive ass parents are either kicking me out or charging me an astronomical amount of rent because i didn't mow the lawn during a 50 hour work week. i just feel like life is shit and there is no way out of this bullshit.

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Hewwo

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when will this happen to me

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Doing this to prove a point to my mum

Reblog if you think you can have a fulfilling relationship without sex.

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So this one time, i was on the bus and was talking to my bus driver, a lady named sarah, we were talking about her family and she mentioned her son in law is hispanic (south american i believe) and we started talking about how hispanic and latinex people have beautiful sun kissed skin and my friend in the back heard a bit of our convo and confronted me when i was in her class 1st period (my bf was also in there) and she got PISSED like started shouting about racism and when she stopped i just said "i wasnt being racist, i was complimenting that gorgeous sunkissed skin y'all have, hun" and we both started laughing, and in short thats how i got the nickname 'racist'

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Sitting incorrectly with your feet in the chair

homosexuality

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I need a job so bad i cant risk it

This is the employment Steve, reblog for bountiful job opportunity.

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F***ing parents, i swear

Why is it that parents have no fucking respect for their kids? My mom has been looking for some stupid fucking hat for days now and accused me of stealing it when i never fucking touched it and fucking spilled coffee on my shit and ruined my room looking for it, its like im some stupid puppet at this point, she dosent give a shit about me and my privacy. Im so fucking done

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I drew lips on the tumblr lab doodle!

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What do you call an unsatisfied cow?

Utterly disappointed.

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I can't believe I leave for florida in exactly a week, 1300 mile long drive here we go…

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me, ready to get More Emo Than I Already Am: *puts on a full-length video of harry’s concert yesterday*