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The glow up 😭

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Muscle mommy wanted and needed plz thank u

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

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Nooo Fish 😭😭😭😭😭 you were too good for them

I have been fired from my job and I am unemployed. I put everything I had into working at this place, did everything they asked of me, and moved to a new city to work here. They terminated me with no severance pay. I'll post more positivity content once I mentally recover from all this, please do not worry about me, I'll always be alright, I just need some time to sort this out

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Mutals I regret to inform you today has brought forth upon us

tummy issues

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they're girlfriends,,,

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Please help my history is filled with DHL my ISP is going to think I am a slut for shipping

I keep clicking on the DHL ad help SOS I just want to scroll

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Ive been struggling for months figuring out the best way to curb the 2pm tiredness.Today… Today is the day I was so absolutely out of it instead of pouring hot water from the coffee machine into my cup - I poured it all over my hand.

I am awake and I have found it. Guys I have found it. The best way to stay awake at an office job around 2pm is to just burn your flesh! (:

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I keep clicking on the DHL ad help SOS I just want to scroll

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They (trying to) adapt

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amazing

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Ngl if these alarms kept going off during my meetings id also think about causing domestic terrorism.

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My brain saw (1) leaf and now I cant focus on my corporate job. I must paint, crochet, bake pies and enjoy fall.

I cant focus for shit but hey look i made a blankie for the boi

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They do be gay doe 🤍

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The prince is presented with a fish

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I guess I’m just gonna post sealife memes for a bit

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Sick of poetry - words of farce

Just etch it on my skin

Let me feel their weight

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I saw this fucking chair at a used furniture store and omg 🥺. Imagine doing work in this chair. Luxuriating in this chair. Acting flippant  towards the guests you invited in this chair.

Queen shit