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I hate the fact that people have to get embarrassed or lie about how many sugars they want in their drinks! It's an outrage, if you come to my house and tell me you want 5 sugars I'm gonna give you those five sugars my only rule is I'm gonna have more than you no matter what.

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christ,

can someone just be proud of me?

im trying really fucking hard for someone who’s lost themself

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Aaaaaaa my gender dysphoria is way worse than usual,

I have to shower in the dark now but I'll be crying so I can't focus on my balance and I'm scared I'll slip.

My voice gets high when I'm excited so I'm sleeping less to make it deeper.

I can't sleep as much

I'm scared to eat

I can't drink water at school since I can't bring myself to use the girls bathrooms

We have to go back to change rooms again and I almost cry at the thought

I have to do school sport and it's all girls

My friend needed another member on her out of school soccer team so I signed since she's loved soccer for her whole life

I just can't look at myself

My teachers deadname me every day

My mum and brother who know I'm FTM deadname me and misgender me

I want to go by Richie around my friends but I'm nervous to ask them to use that name

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lmao my friend drew me and this is grand i love it so much

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Hello and hi, today I have to tell you about my deep hatred for easy Mac,

I'm a deep lover of mac'n'cheese and I'm very open to new things but I tried to make easy Mac a few nights ago and it was awful. The pasta refused to cook even after 7 minutes and it was just soft enough to chew (I followed all instructions) and the so called 'cheese'? BURN IT

It was soup and just gross in general just no. Nien, nyet, nonono

but I tried to redeem the meal by adding my own cheese but that did nothing! It just disappeared and gave no effect to the 'easy mac' and I just hated the meal, I ended up just eating buttered toast and having a coffee for dinner but 0/10 never again I just give up

#no #im a Karen rn #never again #im in such deep despair over this #mac'n'cheese

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Haha you look cool

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I want a shirt that says ' divorce? I thought you said egg salad'

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My fellow, I drew him earlier and he is god and will put a curse on you to make moss grow in your liver, say thank you to he

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The only movie to ever make me cry was when I was watching open season 3 (I think) and Mr weeny was reunited with his mum and I just went "it's enough to make a teenage boy cry" and now I refuse to watch the movie

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Sleepover with my frog loving friends

Me: cough

My friend pepperoni: oh my sweet toad, take that back you mole I swear to cherry trees I'll eat your spleen so shut up

Our other friend Red bean: let. Me. SLEEP.

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Concept:

documentaries but it's ASMR

Better concept:

BuzzFeed unsolved but it's ASMR

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you’re welcome

hello losers im your resident coke bottle and im here to post my weird thoughts since my friends threaten to beat me up if i message them at 5:30am on a tuesday saying “send frog pics and im gonna break into your house and steal your mac’n’cheese... also your sisters cooler” lookin’ at you spaghetti (i use my friends nicknames a lot so get used to it you toddler)