#cursed thought

[this-is-ali]

I have this cursed thought every time I watch The Phantom of the Opera so I decided to make it everyone else's problem.

[deathupontheangels]

Would Raphael and Simeon have eyes on their dicks in their true form 🤔.

[crowreys-wormstache]

"They're just two forces, one is creation and one is destruction"

I can't believe A Crown of Candy is set in the same universe as miraculous ladybug

[miss-k-lovenikki]

Hey looking at references... i'm realising we've never seen Momo's ears... they're always hidden by something

So he might not even have any ?

[bonefries]

franco is just what happens to flapjack when he becomes evil as an adult

[kirkinfleffer]

Oh.

Oh no.

I just had. THE. Most cursed thought.

So I was thinking about twink hunter 9000 Ambessa Medarda and that it was a lucky thing she didn’t meet Viktor before season two because she’d have eaten him alive.

And then I was thinking about Viktor and Mel’s visual parallels.

And then Kino’s cheekbones.

And then the fact Ambessa fucked some enigmatic wizard.

And then that Mage Viktor is canonically booping around the multiverse being totally her type.

And EUGH

Like logistically the timeline of it all is confusing and would mean Mage Viktor would’ve gone back for pussy which seems just as fucking unlikely as a first time happening but like that would mean doubting Ambessa’s powers of seduction which just seems unwise.

I’m not saying I actually believe it but like can you imagine?

Mel in a grudge match with this sickly waif trying to steal her goddamn boyfriend and her mom busts into the lab unannounced to drop off her lunch or whatever when she sees Viktor for the first time and just rushes to kiss him with a tender “my love, how is this possible?” And everyone’s floored.

Whole gamut of human emotions going through their heads. Viktor red up to his ears, Jayce red up to his eyes, Mel caught between disgusted, furious, and confused, Ambessa horny as usual.

This is tail-end of season one Arcane so like mages and wizards and shit haven’t even come up for them to even conceive this to be a possibility; it’s just Ambessa salivating over Viktor bc he looks exactly like her past lover only to find out by season two that yeah Mage Viktor is Mel’s father due to time travel shenanigans between saving Jayce’s in the snow.

Like it’s terrible.

It’s the worst.

No.

But also yes.

I’ll die in this ditch.

[bunbunbunni]

If there was a particular crossover event I just think…

[rock-a-noodle]

Ling from Mulan is Adam Sandler from a previous life in ancient China.

[daytrippergilmour]

What if Roger sang Learning To Fly

[this-is-ali]

I had a cursed thought.

[cuddlyclover]

Masculine womb tattoo:

[xarva]

Omg guys i just realized

They're basically tkkg hahahaghggjbhkhfkg

[circleturk]

Seth Macfarlane’s Schindler’s List

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[sagakam]

mayo a la mode

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again