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FJAHDJK YOU DID NIXON IM SO HAPPY THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY

Vogue!Nixon🍀🍀

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M҉A҉S҉T҉E҉R҉L҉I҉S҉T҉

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guys

guys what the fuck a bunch of bob accounts just followed me

wwwhhhaatt are yall doing on here this blog is a mess

i love yall sm

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Easy Company as Tweets from my TL

Luz: yeah i'm a simp. super into mashed potatoes

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Lipton: Captain, it's time to wake up

Speirs: five more minutes

Lipton: alright, but only because patrol ran late yesterday

Winters: Nix, time to get up

Nixon: ugh five more minutes

Winters, with a water pitcher: maybe you misheard me

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Guarnere: Bitches be like, this is the love of my life, and the person will have killed like 50 people

Toye: It's Lip. He's bitches

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Luz: you know, I've heard rumors about the Captain being a cannibal

Perconte: ain't cannibal the thing people yell when they jump into a pool?

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Winters: do i smell something burning?

Nix, leaning against a wall: only my burning desire for you

Winters: Nix, the CP is on fire

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Perconte: *farts*

Luz: that was an E sharp

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WhaT-

im sorry just checked and @legally-devorak followed me???

queen what r u doing here on my absolute mess of a blog how did i deserve this 

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carwood “ima be calm as hell until im not” lipton

the way luz smiles hearing lipton yelling at dike is ✨ magnificent✨

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some BoB characters as greek gods and goddesses because why not

dick winters - athena, goddess of the just war, wisdom and handicraft

lewis nixon - dionysus, god of wine, grape-harvest, fertility and festivity

harry welsh - eros, god of love

ronald speirs - ares, god of the violent war and brutality

carwood lipton - hestia, goddess of hearth, care and sacrifice

eugene roe - asclepius, god of medicine

darrell "shifty" powers - artemis, goddess of hunt, wild animals and moon

george luz - hermes, the herald of gods, protector of thieves, travellers and merchants

joe liebgott - nemesis, goddess of revenge

david webster - apollo, god of arts, light and knowledge

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i feel

so attacked

yeah, it’s very funny to me 😌✨

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sTiLL A bEtTer LoVE StOry tHan-

“By the time we jumped into Holland, I was so lonely that I needed someone in whom I could confide my inner thoughts. That someone was Nix. Whenever the bullets began to fly, I could turn and there stood Nix. He always walked on my left side.”

“In hindsight, Nix probably needed me as much as I needed him.”

“As different in temperament as Nixon and I were, he was the one man to whom I could talk. He provided an outlet that allowed me to unburden myself as a combat leader. “Nix” and I completely understood each other.”

“Nixon was always there for me. He kept me from second-guessing myself.”

“From a personal standpoint, I would have been devastated had Nixon been killed. As a leader you do not stop and calculate your losses during combat. You cannot stop a fight and ask yourself how many casualties you have sustained. You calculate losses only when the fight is over. In that regard Nixon seemed a special case.”

“As I think back and I put it together and compared our two lives, how different we were, yet how similar we were in many ways.”

“On reflection, Nixon always seemed to be around.”

“Nixon was undoubtedly my best friend. Our friendship evolved naturally. My first recollection of the impact I had on Nixon occurred on the troop carrier taking us back to England after Normandy. Nixon asked me to talk to the battalion officers on leadership. What could I say? That impressed me.”

“He always trusted me, from the time we met at Officer Candidate School. While we were in training before we shipped overseas, Nixon hid his entire inventory of Vat 69 in my footlocker, under the tray holding my socks, underwear, and sweaters. What greater trust, what greater honor could I ask for than to be trusted with his precious inventory of Vat 69?”

“Nixon departed Joigny the next week, making me about as lonesome as a lovesick sailor who married a Wave on an eight-hour pass.”

Richard Winters on his friendship with Lewis Nixon

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When Winters got promoted  and lost Easy Company

George: and that was the day we lost our dear father, Lieutenant Winters

E company: *nods solemnly*

Dick, still writing the field reports: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD

George: sometimes, i can still hear his voice...

Muck: amen

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lipton: so there’s there’s this war criminal...

Someone had to do this

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the energy is i m m a c u l a t e

Enlisted men reading on edge of elevator aboard USS Lexington (CV-16). November 1943

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Tumblr Code.

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Winters: I think you have PTSD.

Nixon: Yeah I have PTSD

Nixon: Proficient Talent for Sucking D–

Winters, interrupting: WE ALSO need to talk about your use of humour as a coping mechanism.

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Honestly fuck romance except for whatever that army major and drunk intellegence officer had going on in Band of Brothers

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will seductively calling hannibal “doctor”