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by the way . explodes

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i heard there's a guy who lives in my blood called michael plastics and hes going to kill everyone?

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This isn't a donation post. I just need people to read this.

I keep saying "It's dire" and it keeps getting even worse. I don't even know what I'm asking people to do, just that I don't want this to happen in silence. I want everyone to know this.

I received these messages from my friend Anas, and soon all my other friends in Gaza started crying from the same ache: there is no food in Gaza.

The gist of the messages, shared with permission, until I translate more thoroughly:

Used to be that the problem was that aid was being sold (instead of just given, as it should be) for ridiculous prices. Now there isn't even food to sell!

Most people in Gaza have now gone at least a day without eating. Many of my friends have gone multiple days.

We are now on a timer before hundreds drop dead unless food is allowed into Gaza. This is not hyperbole. This is a countdown to death unless something changes very, very soon.

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hogan’s heroes season 1 episode 32 - he shows up at about minute 14 with a comical German accent. as the fairest-haired and bluest-eyed member of the M*A*S*H cast, this casting makes sense, but it’s still a bit jarring.

“Listen, friend. I am on my first leave…my FIRST LEAVE in a year and a half! I don’t want any complications!” 

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I could write a 90 page thesis on the setup and payoff of this joke

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scruncheis are heal their for your hair

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“Beautiful names for your indigenous baby” as if they’re not gonna call him Yogurt for the rest of his life after he refuses to eat anything else for a month when he was 7. Maybe it’ll change to Taco when he’s 20 for the same reason.

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squishies for when you need a nap

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at the end of the day disney adults are cringe yeah sure but it’s harry potter adults we need to tar and feather in the town square

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You think your Crosby but your not even Nash

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i honestly think she mighthave fucked him gay man style

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Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

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your future medieval art history professor is posting about bob dylan rpf on tumblr

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor