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biting is such a versatile response to things
you love someone? bite them
you hate someone? bite
bored? bite bite
tired? chomp
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Once again. Everyone say happy birthday ta one of my other wonderful daughters, May. Even if she’s had my life fer the past 10 years.
Today also officially marks the day I started adoptin’ children, ‘n the day I named our main ship! Big day today. <3
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Once again. Everyone say happy birthday ta one of my other wonderful daughters, May. Even if she’s had my life fer the past 10 years.
Today also officially marks the day I started adoptin’ children, ‘n the day I named our main ship! Big day today. <3
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Compared to the average person ehhhhhhhhh, the friend group gives a skewed perspective of normal
Once again. Everyone say happy birthday ta one of my other wonderful daughters, May. Even if she’s had my life fer the past 10 years.
Today also officially marks the day I started adoptin’ children, ‘n the day I named our main ship! Big day today. <3
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Do I need to spell it out why you are not normal? This is fully friendly fire here I am also a weirdo
Once again. Everyone say happy birthday ta one of my other wonderful daughters, May. Even if she’s had my life fer the past 10 years.
Today also officially marks the day I started adoptin’ children, ‘n the day I named our main ship! Big day today. <3
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You have too many kids to say you're a normal parent. You're a good one I'll give you that but normal? You have never been normal
Once again. Everyone say happy birthday ta one of my other wonderful daughters, May. Even if she’s had my life fer the past 10 years.
Today also officially marks the day I started adoptin’ children, ‘n the day I named our main ship! Big day today. <3
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FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT YOUR WHORISH NATURE FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO YOU BEFORE IT WAS ELABORATED TK BE ADOPTION!
Once again. Everyone say happy birthday ta one of my other wonderful daughters, May. Even if she’s had my life fer the past 10 years.
Today also officially marks the day I started adoptin’ children, ‘n the day I named our main ship! Big day today. <3
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Happy birthday May and also the anniversary of me getting a fucking heart attack after a call from you because of the adoption thing /silly
Once again. Everyone say happy birthday ta one of my other wonderful daughters, May. Even if she’s had my life fer the past 10 years.
Today also officially marks the day I started adoptin’ children, ‘n the day I named our main ship! Big day today. <3
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I'm trying to be FUNNY you buffoon
How funny would it be if I did the Sonic Real time Fandub Eggman speech but replacing Shadow with Johnny?
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Is a guy who sleeps around and consistently flirts with everyone who looks in his direction really an example of a good man
Well then you're only focusing on Johnny's worst trait. He's got good morals and doesn't let bad shit slide. He also knows how to take no for answer, the pester-y flirting he does with me is just him being annoying in the friend way.
#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#pokemon irl#agent inbox#poking at a pirate#((I don't know how long this was sitting in the askbox for because tumblr is STUPID and didn't send me the notification
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How funny would it be if I did the Sonic Real time Fandub Eggman speech but replacing Shadow with Johnny?
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This is one of the few things I'll stay firm on regarding Johnny is that he's a good guy. He may be a whore but he's way better than a fuck ton of other guys out there. And that's just a simple fact, if you don't agree then clearly you don't know who Johnny is.
Dude. You're a womanizing (yes, yes, I know there's more than just women) pirate. I don't think having a that kind of heart is on the table
Why is me havin’ several casual relationships somethin’ that makes my heart ‘bad’? ‘N the piratin’ is all so I can give back ta communities ‘n give folks a stable, safe place. I really don’t get why these are bad things.
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That we can
… Can we all at least agree that I’ve got a good, kind heart…?
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Why were you running with Johnny
He helped me out of a rough spot and I didn't really have anywhere else to go at the time so I just stuck with him. It was frankly the best option I had at the time.
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📺!
Got this old camera I keep on me that I remember nabbing from some guy from when I was still actively running with Johnny, I don't use it any more but it's a nice memento of that era.
[Insert Image of a nice green Polaroid camera]
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Show and tell! Send a 📺 [TV] emoji to my muse to have them show off one random item they own and explain why they have it!
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It's ok man I think your tits rock and your ass is fat
Exactly. They do. ‘N my ass is fat.
Jus’ don’t ask any of my lovers ‘bout that last one…
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