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I didn’t know there was this much green in the whole galaxy [x]
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I’d love the help if anyone on here is willing to donate!
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This may be the tequila talking, but potatoes are fucking awesome. You can’t go wrong. Baked. Roasted. Fried. Hashed. Mashed. Double baked. Caked. Damn, they good.
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I bet secretly birds migrate because of Seasonal Affective Disorder and they just wanna keep the good times rolling.
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I am glad I get to be reminded how boring my state is. Thanks.
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I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”
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Amazon prime should have a couples option, so I can purchase things for my husband without him seeing what I ordered.
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I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
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UMMMM ARE Y'ALL AWARE THAT VADER’S “BE CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE ON YOUR ASPIRATIONS” IS A *DOUBLE* PUN
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