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My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

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Getting close to someone? Gotta start preparing for their departure in advance

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why the fuck are these people projecting someone's tiktok fyp onto the fucking wall and sitting in a circle like they're watching a fucking movie

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suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds character s̶̡̢̧̹̯͕̄͗͑͐ư̷̢̡̧̛̘̻̩̫̪̠͕̣̯̞̯̓̆̀́͊̐̇̑͐̚͘ͅf̴̨̛͚̔̓̍̓̄̂̄f̷̬̪̲̣̯̩̪̘̺̱́͛̓̿͒̍̇̏͠͝ȩ̶̥̮̱̲͎̦̪͚͓̽̋ͅr̵̬̝̠̻͔̹̫͌̉̓͛̃̌̓͝ỉ̸̧͈͇͉͇͇̖̱̗̰̭̼̪̽̐̔̍́̾̑̽́n̴̖̗̊̎̅̂͗ģ̷̢̡̨͎͉͙̦͋͌͒͌̓́͊̌͆͋͋͘͜͜͠͝ ̷̨̢̞́́͆̋͑̒̈́̈̓͌̍́̈́b̸̢̛̭̬̙͚̮͉̫̜̦̈́́͆̾̐̓̉͆̾́̐̎͘͜ự̸̧̳̱̥̐̏̀̐̿̀̀̊͆͊i̷͇̟̤̯̖̥̲̝̒̓̓̈́̐͜ͅl̷̢̧̛̳͍̣͈̼̟̦͓̗̓̾̔͆̏̋̊͑͘͠d̸͎̱̙̫̩̏̏̋̾̈́̆̿͑͊̈́͂̃͝s̷̡͔̖̞͖̱̠͎̘͚̀̔̽̊̍̍͛̊̌͆̇̐́̀͝ ̴͖̣͎̲͇̗̰͙̯̏̄̍͗͜c̴̯͖͇͕̆̓̈́̌͘ͅh̵̼͋̊̊̓̀̔̀͜͝ä̶̧̢̨̭̬̝͉̳̹̘͙͔́̓̀̃̄̽̐̾͂̒̐̈́̕̕͝ͅͅr̴̢̙̗̱̼̺͍̰̐́͋̋̈́̓͜͜ą̴̲̐͂̍̎̈́̀͊͆̆̍̀c̴͍̥͔̬̤̪͉̓̀̓͂͂̽̅̏̈́̍̊̅t̵̩̙̠͕̿͊͆̓e̸̛̟͍̭͔̻͇͛̒̒̿̉̆̐̌͋̈̔̂̀͝r̸͓͗̈͛̓͑ ̶̢̘̼̳̪̬̩̞̘̼̘͉͚̪̈́͊̈́̑̉s̶̡̢̧̹̯͕̄͗͑͐ư̷̢̡̧̛̘̻̩̫̪̠͕̣̯̞̯̓̆̀́͊̐̇̑͐̚͘ͅf̴̨̛͚̔̓̍̓̄̂̄f̷̬̪̲̣̯̩̪̘̺̱́͛̓̿͒̍̇̏͠͝ȩ̶̥̮̱̲͎̦̪͚͓̽̋ͅr̵̬̝̠̻͔̹̫͌̉̓͛̃̌̓͝ỉ̸̧͈͇͉͇͇̖̱̗̰̭̼̪̽̐̔̍́̾̑̽́n̴̖̗̊̎̅̂͗ģ̷̢̡̨͎͉͙̦͋͌͒͌̓́͊̌͆͋͋͘͜͜͠͝ ̷̨̢̞́́͆̋͑̒̈́̈̓͌̍́̈́b̸̢̛̭̬̙͚̮͉̫̜̦̈́́͆̾̐̓̉͆̾́̐̎͘͜ự̸̧̳̱̥̐̏̀̐̿̀̀̊͆͊i̷͇̟̤̯̖̥̲̝̒̓̓̈́̐͜ͅl̷̢̧̛̳͍̣͈̼̟̦͓̗̓̾̔͆̏̋̊͑͘͠d̸͎̱̙̫̩̏̏̋̾̈́̆̿͑͊̈́͂̃͝s̷̡͔̖̞͖̱̠͎̘͚̀̔̽̊̍̍͛̊̌͆̇̐́̀͝ ̴͖̣͎̲͇̗̰͙̯̏̄̍͗͜c̴̯͖͇͕̆̓̈́̌͘ͅh̵̼͋̊̊̓̀̔̀͜͝ä̶̧̢̨̭̬̝͉̳̹̘͙͔́̓̀̃̄̽̐̾͂̒̐̈́̕̕͝ͅͅr̴̢̙̗̱̼̺͍̰̐́͋̋̈́̓͜͜ą̴̲̐͂̍̎̈́̀͊͆̆̍̀c̴͍̥͔̬̤̪͉̓̀̓͂͂̽̅̏̈́̍̊̅t̵̩̙̠͕̿͊͆̓e̸̛̟͍̭͔̻͇͛̒̒̿̉̆̐̌͋̈̔̂̀͝r̸͓͗̈͛̓͑ ̶̢̘̼̳̪̬̩̞̘̼̘͉͚̪̈́͊̈́̑̉suffering builds character s̸̨̧̻͓̲͙͔̳̻̥̣͕̥̪͔̐̊͒̐̆̋̀̉̑́̉̊͗̀̄͒̀́́̓͐́̓͜͠͠͠ų̷̨̡̢̛̘͎̟̬̗͎̞̥̬͙̫̖̱̹̫̬͖̯̹̮̃̿͒͊͛̃͜f̸̧̭͓̟̥̤͇͖̞͚̣̰̲̌͌̂̀̀̅̏̓̄̂̏́̇͐̑̚̕͘͠f̸̛̙̟̠̗̣̜̪̟̜̯̜̞͔͓̹͈͓̙̭̏͂͌̓̈́̆͊̓̄́ͅȩ̶̮̣̻̰̀̍̔̈́͆̐̊̐̀́́́̀͝ř̸̡͍̺̩̭͎̣͚͍̩̣̳̣̟̻̪͎͇̯̠̙̠̙̗̭̲̆̌̋͐̒̐̿̈́̽͑̐̀̒̽̆̂̒̂̀̈́͑͆͂̔̓͘͜͠͠į̶̨̛̝̘̲͍̣͕̹̙̻͙̻͈͚̱͉̼͗̊̓̃̎̇̂̾̇͐̈͂̈́͋́͐̽̕͝͝ñ̵̢̨̡̡̟̦̼̤͓̼̼̻̤̰͓̺̹͇̣̜̰̹̤̯͔̙̭̲͋͐̀͗̀́̿͗͒͂̅͒̂͑͂̿̄̕̚̕͜g̶̡̧̙̲͓̠͇͍̖͇̙̙͇̠̮̳̥̩͎̿́̈̎̅͝ ̷̡̟̭̦̥̖͍̼̩͇̺͈̩̫̲̓̓̂̏͌͐̒̈́̈́̏b̸̧͉̮͈̺͎̗̹̬̗̹͕͓̲̑̆̉̄̒̆̌͆͆̀̈́̄̋͘̚ͅu̶̘̐̋̽͗̀̓͊̾̂̋̀͊͛͌̍́̇̀̏͛̈́̐̓̊͘̚͠ȉ̴̼͇̪̲͉̰̹̖̞͔̞́̊͌̿̑̒́̈́̊̓̑̿̀̔̀͐̌̄̚͘͝͝͝͝ḽ̵̡̛̳̗̥̓̓̉̋̀͗͒̊̋̌͐̓̑͠͠d̷̩̲̭̠̼̻̓̀̂̈́̂̽̅͋͌͒́͋͌̆́̐̃̽́̄̀͌̀̊̅͘͘͠s̷̢̨̘͖̳̟̣͇͉̻̠̥̖͔̼̜͈̫̪̯̤͎͚̯̿͊͑͗̉̉̑̊̀̂͜͜͝ ̷̛̛̛̼͈͕̫͍̰̭͐͌̌̓́̈́͂̋̀͂̐̈́̅́̈́̌̈̾̾͊͌̓̐̉̚͜͝c̶̢̢̛͔̘̰͍͕̹͚̠̹̻̤̩̞͔͉̻̘̝̰̪͗̂͌̎͂͗͂̽̈́̓͜͝͝͝ḧ̶̢̞͇̹̥̦͇͈͉͓̘̝̻̯͍̺́̎̈́͐̇̈̈̅͌̉͌̓͜ͅa̵̧̡̯̯̱̜̦͖̞̖̘̥͓̣̲̺̤̲͖̠̭̱͛̀̓̂̋͐̌̉̚͜͝͝ͅͅȑ̷̢̢̜̯͕̙̤͚͍̬̣̮̜̲̍͂ă̸̛̹̘̄̎͂͛͌͋͒͑͒͌̅̓̒͌́̏̓̃̿͘͘c̷̨̨̢̧̜̠͈̖̩̱͍͖̟̻̬̼̘̬͓̘͙̜̟̬͕̯̜͚͍̆̃̔̉̏̋̈́̐̅̅͒̈́͘͠ţ̵̹̤̬̙̫̬̣̠̈͌̀̾̒̈́͊̾͋ͅé̶̡̧̧̢̧̧̛̛̛̝̭͍͔̜̬̭̹͇͔͖̭̣̰͈̪͉͎̠͚̉͛̋͂̾̆̀̈̊̈́͂͆̀̓̔̊͊̍̾́̚͜ͅͅͅr̴̢̛̘͈̖͖̝̃̌̔̈́͂ ̶̢̧̨̠̥̲͖̝̗̜̱̹͋̃̈́̾̽͒͑̆̑̋̀͌͒͂̆̓̍̚͠

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this too shall pass but like… when

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Go to the Wikipedia page of Schizoid Personality Disorder for a beautiful image of the sea

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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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"Ready for compromise", my ass. I have Always been ready for any agreement that doesn't completely fuck me over. It's on you to so kindly lower your gun for a fucking minute

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getting better but also becoming worse. u wouldn't get it

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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if you're better than everyone, and I'm better than everyone, then who is flying the plane ??

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questioning aspd culture is being a nihilist and misanthrope

ASPD Culture is

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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

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and SOMEONE FLASHED A FUCKING LIGHT TO MY EYES??

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this city needs a fucking rage room I swear to fucking god

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Feeling unwanted. Not by the people around me, but by life itself — that I've slipped through a crack, but am not supposed to be part of this bigger image. That it needs correcting, that I'm nothing but an overlooked error. That existence isn't sure what to do with me, for I'm not supposed to be there in the first place, that my presence is hindering what would otherwise be a flawless script. Feeling unwanted.

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An anon submitted a banger post ^^ unfortunately images can't be sent on anon so I'm making a post for the pic.