the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet
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me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case
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*smokes bong and blows towards moon*
me: magic
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There has been a lady inside my brain screaming for the past 10 yrs and u think taking a bath and doing yoga will stop her? U are wrong. She is a very mad lady and she will not be silenced
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pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
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Historic Cemetery // The Front Bottoms
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Vacation Town // The Front Bottoms
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Twelve Feet Deep // The Front Bottoms
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Just Another Face // Modern Baseball
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