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Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?

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points have been made

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choose ur friend!!

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reblog the shiny lucky eevee for good luck this week

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Bokuto: The eagles won last night.

Kuroo: Oh you watched Shiratorizawa’s game?

Bokuto [covered in blood and scratches]: what game?

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a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

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“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

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“I’m me! … I’ve always been me.”

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Steven: “Yellow pearl, what’s my name!?”

YP: your name is steven but you told me to call you lasagna,lasagna, lasagna,lasagna,lasagna,lasagna, lasagna-

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can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

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english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

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What the hell did I just watch? 

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detective pikachu vs. detective jj bittenbinder

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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper