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// No offence. Just that long posts are irritating. 

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Fluffy rp Starters

"We could play chubby bunny."

"Aww, you're so cute!"

"Oh, come here. You need a hug."

"There! Now you're adorable~!"

"Will you cuddle with me?"

"Scoot over. I want to be under the blanket too."

"Mmmm, you smell like jasmine."

"I want snuggles. Now."

"Do you wanna go watch a movie? You know... with me?"

"I could just watch you all day."

"You have the cutest smile~"

"Can I play with your hair? Please?"

"You have no idea how much I want to hug you right now."

"Hey! Stop hitting me with pillows!"

"That is the goofiest thing you have ever done."

"Gosh, you're just so beautiful..."

"Need some cheering up? I brought fluffy blankets and a movie."

"You are adorable, and I love you~"

"Do you want to have a picnic?"

"You make me feel all warm and fuzzy."

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Ben, if you had a genie and he can grant you three wishes (EXCEPT raise/contact/control the dead, resurrect people, create life, bestow immortality or grant you godhood), what kinda wishes would you make?

"...I...There's lots of things I'd wish for, but I mean, if I only get three... First wish would be to stop Ghostfreak from possessing Benzarro...guy didn't deserve what that monster did to him... Second wish would probably be to stop my world from hating me... And third... I mean, you said I can't raise the dead so... I'd probably wish to see Gwen... Just... Just to know if she really does hate me or not..."

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The 9th icon in your folder is your muse's reaction to meeting the mun for the first time.

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{should probably write on my personal blog that I am not a roleplay}

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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"

"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"

"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."

"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."

"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?"

"I don’t know you, but thanks."

"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"

"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."

"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"

"It’s none of your business. We just met."

"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."

"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"

"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"

"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."

"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."

"You know, most people watch porn at home."

"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."

"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"

"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."

"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs."

"The girls team beat the boys!"

"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."

"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."

"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."

"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"

"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."

"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."

"Being a freshman sucks."

"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."

"She/he told me they were a junior!"

"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"

"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"

"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"

"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."

"I definitely failed that test."

"I got an A on my essay!"

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."

"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."

"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."

"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."

"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."

"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."

"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!"

"I don’t need to listen to this."

"You’re lying."

"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."

"I can’t look at you."

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"If you say one more word, I swear…"

"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."

"You must be crazy."

"I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."

"What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."

"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"

"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want."

"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."

"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."

"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."

"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."

"Please, don’t leave me."

"I need you more than you will ever know."

"I love you more than I could ever express in words."

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"

"I brought vodka and ice cream."

"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."

"I can’t believe you went without me!"

"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"

"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"

"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."

"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

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Given an option between going into a swamp or a sewer, which place would you go, Ben?

"Why am I even having to decide between these two? Both places are gross and smell weird."

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Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.

Sexual

Never have I ever kissed a girl.

Never have I ever kissed a boy.

Never have I ever had sex.

Never have I ever fallen in love.

Never have I ever cheated on someone.

Never have I ever been cheated on. 

Life

Never have I ever gotten into a fight.

Never have I ever done something illegal.

Never have I ever gotten wasted.

Never have I ever used an illegal drug.

Never have I ever snuck out.

Never have I ever stolen something.

Never have I ever vandalized something.

Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.

Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.

Never have I ever been arrested.

Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt.

Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.

Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.

Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.

Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.

Never have I ever tried to kill myself.

Never have I ever felt like an outcast.

Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.

Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.

Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.

Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.

Never have I ever been friendless.

School

Never have I ever failed a test.

Never have I ever cut class.

Never have I ever had to eat alone.

Never have I ever failed a course.

Never have I ever been suspended.

Never have I ever received detention.

Never have I ever dropped out of school.

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Nega just chuckled at the other's response. Whether he was as bad as he was talking about, belittling himself and his ability to do things was just something he always did. Bad habit but it wasn't going to change for a while. Who knows, maybe he wouldn't do too terribly in this hypothetical game of soccer.

It was good to see the mood had lifted at the mention of the Revonnahgander. Hearing the other talk so enthusiastically about Rook was a nice break from the awkward tension brought from the previous two topics of conversation. "That's pretty cool. Being friends with your partner probably makes it all the better, huh?" He chuckled again. Patrolling (when the other Ben could tag along anyway) must've been fun.

"I’m sure you’ll be fine." Ben rolled his eyes, still grinning. If anything he’d go easy on him, maybe. Hard to shake that competitive spirit he’d had since he was ten. Least he wasn’t such a sore loser anymore.

At the mention of Rook his grin became much more genuine. “He’s pretty much my best friend. We met during my classes at the academy and when Rook graduated, he was ‘coincidentally’ stationed on earth. I tag along with him on missions, we’re kinda like partners.” He was starting to think there were no such thing as coincidences at this point.

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Speaking of Ben 10K, how would you describe him (in three words)?

"Um... I don't know... Didn't really talk to that Ben all that much. Or fight him so um... He's tall...he's tall... Dude I don't know. If he's prime me's future self, then I'd just describe him as prime: lucky, pompous, and trash. Only different is that now he's tall."

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Do you see yourself as a father figure later on in the future, Ben?

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I'm betting you might look very buff as your other counterpart Ben 10,000 someday.

"I just wanna be taller. Like, if I can make it to at least like 5'11, I will be fine with that. I could careless if I'm muscley or not. I just wanna be tall."

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"That'd...actually be kinda cool. Th-though it'd probably be an easy win seeing how out of practice-," and shape for that matter, "I am. Heheh. So I guess I'll apologize in advance for how bad I'd probably be!" He sort of chuckled, though it was more nervous than Nega wanted it to come out as. He twiddled his thumbs a bit, unsure of how else to continue things.

"...H-hey, does you universe have a Rook? I mean, I know you're just a part time plumber, but you ever work with the guy before?" At this point, he was trying to find something that wouldn't back fire conversation-wise. Nega wasn't close to his Rook, so hopefully the other didn't have some tragic story with the blue cat to make this already awkward conversation worse.

Okay, family is a sore subject. Noted. Seems like a running theme with alternate Bens. He shrugged sheepishly. “Well I never really had a reason to stop, I guess. But hey! If you ever wanna play some one on one, I’d be down for that.” Might be interesting, playing soccer against himself.

In all honesty this convorsation could probably have gone a lot better. He wasn’t sure how, but it could have. Had they really exhausted most small talk topics already? Well aside from talking about the weather… Which was not going to happen because that would be stupid.

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In three words, describe your prime universe counterpart. Describe Ben Prime.

"Three words huh? How about lucky, pompous, and trash? Tried to keep it as child friendly as possible."

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Once the plates were set, and he could hear Benzarro washing up, Nega finally took the opportunity to stretch. His shoulders always hurt after baking. It was weird and never made sense to him, but it was just something he picked up after baking. Maybe he should invest in an actual electrical mixer and not keep using the traditional one. Might end up taking a bit of stress off his shoulders when baking.

He noticed Benzarro coming towards him, and was about to say something before the other started wiping his mouth with the wet paper towel he had in his sleeved hand. Once he finished, Nega let out a laugh. "Thanks buddy! Yeah, I better go wash my hands too. They're still sticky from baking..."

Nega made his way to the bathroom to go wash his hands. He looked back at the other and quickly stated, "Tell the others we're probably gonna be eating soon. Mad said he wants everyone at the table by the time he gets there!" And he disappeared into the bathroom.

Benzarro promptly put down the wrong plates and waddled over to the silverware drawer. The utensils inside were old, worn and of assorted designs, likely coming from at least a dozen different sets. He sifted through and picked out the fanciest looking forks and knives. Then he placed them around the table, making sure to put the ones with the fewest discolored blotches at Bad Ben’s plate. That boy was weird about that sort of stuff, and he didn’t want thanksgiving dinner ruined over it.

Nega was right about washing. “Yes, wash,” he agreed. There wasn’t much he could do with his hands—they wouldn’t be coming out of his sleeves, so it didn’t matter how dirty they were—but he rolled up the loose ends of his sleeves and buckled them shut tight using the loose belts that hung out of the ends. There, now his sleeves wouldn’t drag in his food at least. He then took a paper towel, dampened it under the sink, and patted it against his mouth a few times. That was usually enough to placate his black-haired alternate.

Benzarro then took another wet paper towel, went over to Nega, and started cleaning his friend’s lips with it. “Nega wash too,” he said.

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"Benzarro wait! We're using the other plates!" Nega couldn't help but chuckle at how quickly the other grabbed those plates. The hooded Ben grabbed the other short stack of plates of big plates. "But if you can, just grab some forks and knives from the drawer. I'll handle the plates.

Nega walked past the zombie boy, shot him a quick smile to reassure him getting the wrong plates was fine, and then starting setting up the table. "Once your done with the forks, remember to wash up okay? You know how snippy Bad gets when no one washes properly." He chuckled again at the thought of the black haired Ben getting so angry people didn't wash their hands right before dinner. Have to do it literally three times so this guy can stay chill. Even if we wash it right before we eat. Ugh, what a neat freak...

Benzarro was about to argue that burning his tongue would be a hundred percent worth it, but he kept his mouth shut. The point about ruining his appetite was a valid one, although he felt like he could eat a tractor and still have room for Thanksgiving dinner.

The promise of an extra piece sparked his enthusiasm again. “Okay!” He grabbed the nearest stack of plates and awaited further instructions. To be honest he wasn’t sure if these were the right plates.