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the artstyle is so pretty 🥲

t4t newtmas because why not

!TW! healed self harm scars

look at them look at the goobers please

no blinking no blinking its disrespectful

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"Sejanus isn't gay!" Yeah well why was he called Sejanus and not Sejussy huh

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I haven’t seen anybody do this yet so

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WHATTTTTT THE LIGHTNING US SO WELL DRAWN?? THIS IS SO SICK 😭

finished product! :D

(ignore how weird the Gladers look, i can barely draw humans 💔)

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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"We need more complex characters!!!!" SYBAU YALL COULDNT EVEN HANDLE TERESA PACK IT UPPPPPP🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Why are the punishments in the glade so funny to me? Like oh just put them in the slammer. Out of sight out of mind 🙂‍↔️

Or it’s like oh they’ve broken the rules rlly bad, let’s shove them into the maze with sticks so they die 🤩 bro rlly said get out of here

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HOLY MOLY THIS IS COOL

guys im making another tmr cake

for my brother's birthday this time

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THISSSSS 😭😭💔

reading the scorch trials rn and GROANING every time i read hermano or muchacho (or any spanish word for that matter) and james dashner's white ass HAS to italicize it. like. you are using the same five words over and over, at least let jorge have a whole sentence in spanish or SOMETHING instead of him saying one word at the end of every sentence,,, please god,,,, i am miserable !!! something that also bugged me was as SOON as thomas and the gladers meet brenda, she kisses thomas on the cheek and flirts with him... she just got introduced, maybe let me learn about her character before she starts a romantic relationship with a character she doesn't even know 😭😭😭 maybe im reading into too much of this, or maybe its not that serious, but little things like these pmo so badly that i had to set my book down and take a breather, and i wanted to rant about it on here

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the aforementioned maze runner version

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road trip au but everything goes wrong.

newtmas are in nevada. soniet end up in new york. brenderesa somehow get to california. minally finds themselves in florida.

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How to tell my friend that it upsets me when they randomly vent to me without a warning no glue no borax

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SOBBING CLAWINF MY EYES OUT HOWLING

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It's so humbling when you make a grand exit but you have to go back into the room to collect something/someone that you forgot

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otherkin haters are stupid man.

"omg u still have a human body tho!1!!!1!!" stop looking in my freezer

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STOP OMG

the way newt started calling thomas Tommy out of nowhere and no one questioned it makes me genuinely ill. its like neither of them realized it and just fell back into routine bc it was just how it was before the maze,, like a habit so engraved in their beings that it transcended wickeds memory manipulation. and dont even get me STARTED on the entire plot of The Fever Code this book destroyed me. i think abt that one chapter where thomas helps newt see his little sister for the first time in years on a daily basis. and the fact that thomas went into the maze for newt? yeah. "newt and the others" yeah. AND the entire scene with newt telling thomas about his suicide attempt, not knowing that thomas had witnessed it all in real time behind the cameras? YEAH.