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[ ==> Look around prospit room ]

Your room has quite the few items of comfort, ones your SPECIAL VISITOR has often brought with him when he visits your room, you know it might not be the most trustworthy thing to be talking to a DERSITE however… you find yourself always feeling safe. It has a lot more plush toys around too.

You soon hear a voice from your window.

“I CAME JUST IN TIME DIDNT I KID?”

Speak of the devil! Your friend is here!

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[ Jaybee ==> Take that nap the stranger told you] @alternias-madness

Well… who are you to deny the requests of the strange man telling you to sleep… you just have to close…

Your…

Eyes.

You wake up. Your body feels lighter and more comfortable then normal.

You sit up from your recuperacoon, and look around the room…

This place always felt safer then your hive…

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[ ==> Ponder what this unknown person wants ] @alternias-madness

==> Why ponder when you could just be them?

You are now PUZZLING SUPERSTITIONIST you are the ARCHAGENT of PROSPIT but when you’re not doing your work overlooking the planet, you are a PROBLEM SLEUTH, a very good on at that. You’re feeling particularly HARD BOILED today, however…

You are struggling, however. Youre trapped in your FUCKING OFFICE and you are trying SO fucking hard to get out of your office, to the point you have decided to contact the HERO OF MIND to free you. Your efforts are not going well.

Your pronouns are HE/HER and you are have COOL and NORMAL habits like SLEUTHING, of course, which you are FUCKING AMAZING AT. You also like to collect CANDY CORN, and you PROMISE IT IS NOTHING WIERD. God you fucking heathens! You also have a passion for THE UNKNOWN OUT THERE.

==> PS: Continue talking to IM

You’re still typing your ass off, actually.

[IM] I… guezz I can do that… you zeem truztworthy enough!

[?] Oh thank the queen- I’ll see you soon buddy!

[IM] Alright..?

—— isolationistMindgames has stopped trolling problemSleuth—

hell. Fucking. Yes! You got your ticket out. You have a feeling thought your troll friend is confused.

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[sneaks a peek towards the pester conversation]

@alternias-madness

==> TIAReader: Snoop

[?] Are you perhaps a Jaybee Bumble?

[IM]: That iz correct, yez.

[IM]: Who are you?

[?] Well Thats a bit forward, give me a moment sugar i need to ask you a few questions.

[?] Do you remember your dreams?

[?] Specifically of a golden city?

[IM] Well… yez i do- wait are you one of the onez thoze agentz?

[?] No! No calm down lady.

[IM] I’m not a girl???

[?] Wait right you don’t- okay Anyways.

[?] I might need you to take a nap… and find that sleuth office.

[IM] ????

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“Yez hello you baztard.”

“(H8ll8 d8ar)”

You don’t seem to know who the other troll is yet…

Do tell us abt your quadrants (at all three)

"OwO Oh! For me, I only have Kielas as my moirail, though I kinda wanna fill my other quadrants! Mostly my... matesprit quad :3"

"0h, y34h 1 0nly h4v3 Bl0rb0 4s my m01r41l, 1'm n0t n3cess4rily l00k1ng f0r 4ny 0th3r qu4dr4nts, but 1 w0uldn't m1nd f1ll1ng th3m s0m3t1m3."

"... Th0ugh,"

"D0n't l3t... h3r, h34r th4t... pl34s3"

"-\ guEEss who has most of thEEir quadrants fillEEd~? this guy right hEErEE /-"

"-\ my matEEsprit quad is takEEn by my bEEautiful partnEEr, snyowEE, and my kismEEsis quad is takEEn by jaybEEEE /-"

"-\ in fact i think hEE can sEEEE thEEsEE, /-"

"-\ hEEEEEEyyyyy jaybEEEE <3< /-"

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-\ awww that sucks for you. hopEE you nEEvEEr rEEalizEE thEE causEE <3< /- -@alternias-madness

“you’re not going to zay that when trollian alzo ztopz working.”

==> Jaybee: Receive strange pester.

You happen to hear Jaybee’s computer suddenly ring out with a pester from some unknown user.

— problemSleuth[?] started pestering isolationistMindgames[IM] at 4:13Pm —

[?]: I Hope this is the right person…

[IM]: Oh uhm hello there, do I know you?

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"-\ jaybEEEE~ nEEEEd any hEElp? ;] /-"

-@alternias-madness

“I dont actually. Unlezz you have a clue what the hellz happening with ouroboroz.”

==> Introduce the young troll infront of you

You happen to be JAYBEE BUMBLE, at the current moment you’re dealing with quite a a lot, including your browser OUROBOROS messing up, denying you from doing a BLOG WITH YOUR FRIENDS, so you are here.

You’re a GOLDBLOOD with a family lineage of PSIONICS as strong as THE CYNIC SIGNs. However you don’t use your abilities a lot since they give you a fucking headache.

You happen to be the LEAD SINGER of a underground band with a LOYAL FOLLOWING called THE OUTCASTS.

You have quite the good amount of interests, too! Which includes playing BASS, but you KEEP IT TO YOURSELF as you think you AREN’T THAT GOOD AT IT. You also have a passion for CODING and ODDLY PROPHETIC DREAMS.

Your pronouns are THEY/HIM and you happen to use trollian, which you HAVE MIXED OPINIONS ON. Your tag on the platform is isolationistMindgames and you type in way that remindz people of bugz, which you happen to alzo like! Buzzzzzz buzzzzzz!

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==> Begin

You happen to find yourself in the midst of three stories.

One, a young troll having recently dealt with their KISMESIS fucking with their plans with their friends, and is struggling with their computer.

Another, a HARD BOILED DETECTIVE on PROSPIT hard at work on dealing with the daily sleuthing, however is currently TRAPPED IN HIS OFFICE.

The last the LEADER OF A NOTORIOUS BAND OF CRIMINALS who is not doing anything particularly special, yet.

[JAYBEE, PUZZLING SUPERSTITIONIST and SPADES SLICK are available for questions]

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==> WHO ARE YOU?

a young Troll stands in their room, who are you?

JAYBEE BUMBLE [They/Him]

EARTHH ORBITT [any]

BUNNBH HOPPIT [she/her]

TUNSEI TECOLR [they/him]

KARROT MYDTER [it/xim/honk]

SNYOWE FAYLEN [she/them]

DERSPT DREMAR [they/them]

JASTEX TYRANT [he/them]

BANDYE JAEDZE [they/it]

LOVSEE DOVSEE [she/them]

——🌗——

Meanwhile, in a two kingdoms, agents are hard at work.

PUZZLING SUPERSTITIONIST [he/her]

PERTURBED INTERPOSER [they/it]

AUTHORITATIVE DISCIPLINARY [he/him]

SPADES SLICK [it/them/him]

DIAMONDS DROOG [he/him]

CLUBS DEUCE [she/her]

HEARTS BOXCARS [he/it]

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♣️INFO + DNI♣️

Greetings folks of Tumblr! My name is Rave and I’m a 19 year old artist with a fixation on Homestuck, and a bunch of ocs I’d like to just throw into the melting pot of askbloggery! So!! Here I am!

I use any pronouns and I’m generally just sorta eh on most things like art trades unless we’re close! That and our main is @starsandscreaming so expect follows from there!

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