trollsgettingreallymadatfood

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me if im beign h::nest

night 3

drinking the cavern flo^oo^or water i guess, yeah idk why either

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hOw’s the garden grOwing?

::h, it’s gr::wing really well! the vegetables are cl::se t:: ripe and the fl::wers are beautiful. y::u sh::uld c::me visit! ::)

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Ш Ignore Our inferior sibling. They’re a mutant and consume electronic parts regularly. We swear, We only keep them around because they would lick a socket if We didn’t keep a constant watch on them. Ш

wgat

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if not edible why yummy? :o(

it’s really n::t?? palmhusks and similar devices have danger::us metals in them that can be t::xic t:: tr::lls. did y::u n::t kn::w this??

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my SSibling yelled at me once because ciy broke faer PPalmhuSSk and i ate the motherboard :o(

i didn’t think i had t:: say this but D::N’T EAT ELECTR::NIC PARTS?!?! D::> that’s incredibly danger::us!!!!

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@trollsgettingreallymadatfood Ii 5howed thi5 to one of my hatefriend5 and they 5hot me. Wwhilk Carbonara, a mix of whi5key, milk, and carbonated watr.

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MY SOPAR 🔥

why is every::ne eating s::p::r???? that’s n::t healthy at all!

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bef0ar i was krilled, i caug#t a fis# and just ate it raw. admittedly it was praytty tasty, id recc0mend giving it a try. -🐙

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::h.

Eenjoying 5ome fine prple blood cui5ine.

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::h that’s nice t:: hear! did y::u attach the wr::ng ph::t:: by accident?

Eenjoying 5ome fine prple blood cui5ine.

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i may n::t be the best tr::ll t:: ::ffer advice ::n this, but “Something like this maybe?” is readable ::n dark m::de and d::esn’t seem pink t:: me

mod eleven your hemotype is nigh unreadable in dark mode

I'm sorry, that's just how my blood looks. I thought people could just select it if it was too dark. But i guess i could consider something lighter if it's a problem. I don't want to stray too far into actual purple or pink.

Current one.

Would this be any better?

Or this one?

Perhaps this?

Something like this maybe?

I don't know, these a11 look too pink to me. And i don't want to get in trouble for pink hemotyping.

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cArbOnArA mEAns cArbOnAtEd In trOll ItAlIAn thOUgh

n:: it d::esn’t????

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Hhehhehhehhehhehh..... Bboutta get fukceddddd up.

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My fucking. My kismesis thinks that you make carbonara by adding carbonated water to something. Fie just handed me a portable dried sweetgrain container fie poured carbonated water into and is calling it “Dried Sweetgrain Carbonara”. Fuck me.

ugh, this made me shudder in real life X( t:: be fair i can’t drinking carb::nated liquids because the bubbles feel bad in my m::uth s:: this s::unds like straight t::rture t:: me

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how.w lon.ng do edibles usually take to expire? askin.ng for a fren.nem.my

um….i may n::t be the right tr::ll t:: ask????

if i had t:: guess, maybe base it ::ff ::f the f::::d part ::f the edible? sweetened ch::c::late grubl::afs will expire quicker than s::lidified ch::c::late rectangles, f::r example.

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ok not to be a can nib al on the food blog but have an y of you ev er mixed grub sauce with blood ? be cause it is act u al ly pre tty good

y::u kn::w, i’ve been l::::king at this ask f::r a while and trying t:: think ab::ut h::w t:: resp::nd, but i just.

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sometimes i buy a loaf of unsliced bread and just start taking bites out of it :3 i probubbly s#ould slice it boat i like eating it like t#at