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true-hetalia-texts
Muffins And Cinnimon Rolls
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Here You Will Find Hetalia Texts That I Make Up Or You Guys Make A Send To Me! And If I Like Your Text Idea I Will Put It Up!
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true-hetalia-texts · 8 years ago
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When I realized that I can only have a major ship if it has aph america
My Friend: You only have ships with aph america in it
Me: I have ships without him in it!
My Friend: Name one
Me: There's...Um...Oh! There's this one- no...What about! No that has America in it...
Me: M Y L I F E I S A L I E
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true-hetalia-texts · 8 years ago
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I Love Nyo America If You Didn't Know
Someone: Who is your favorite Hetalia Character?
Me: Nyo America
Someone: Who's your favorite non-Nyo character
Me: Female America
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true-hetalia-texts · 8 years ago
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Dad Look!
2p! South Korea: Dad look! It's the good kush!
2p! America: Its the dollar store how good can it be.
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true-hetalia-texts · 8 years ago
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South Korea The Savage
S.Korea and Japan: *Fighting About Something*
S.Korea: I'M GONNA TELL AMERICA ON YOU!
Japan: Don't You DARE!
S.Korea: Watch Me Grandpa *Runs*
Japan: You Little- *Runs After Him*
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true-hetalia-texts · 8 years ago
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Russia's Playin Games
*Beautiful RusAme Sex At A Gas Station*
America: Harder!~
Russia: Hose Your Daddy Now
America: Get The Fuck Off Me
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true-hetalia-texts · 8 years ago
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JUST GIVE AMERICA BACK
France: Russia! Just Give America Back!
Russia: What's The Password?
France: Stop Playin!
Russia: HA! YOU WRONG!
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true-hetalia-texts · 8 years ago
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Live Stream!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXJh5gkfTBSMSIImtq1Qe3g/live
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true-hetalia-texts · 8 years ago
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Russia Daddy
America: *Phone rings* Prussia: *Looks At America's Phone* Alfred! You Still call your Dad, Daddy? *Laughing and Drinks* Denmark: How old are you Alfred! *Laughs and Drinks* America: *At both of them while answering the phone* Hello, Ivan Prussia and Denmark: *cHoCKiNG*
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true-hetalia-texts · 8 years ago
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I'm Back Bitches
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true-hetalia-texts · 9 years ago
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Only Minnesotans will get this XD
America: Canada! Take What’s Yours And Leave!
Canada: *Grabs Minnesota and leaves*
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true-hetalia-texts · 9 years ago
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Open Your Borders Japan
America: Open your Borders Japan!
Japan: Can you stop referring my ass as a 'Border'
America: Nope!
Japan: God Damnit
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true-hetalia-texts · 9 years ago
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Kiss My Ass
America: Kiss My Ass Russia!
Russia: Okay.
America: Wait What?!
Russia: Come Here America.
America: Fuck No *Runs*
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true-hetalia-texts · 9 years ago
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When You Caught (Nsfw-ish XD)
America: Harder Russia!
England: *Walks in* America I heard somethi- OH JESUS FUCK AMERICA
America: I'm fucked aren't I...
Russia: Well You are already 'fucked'
America: Shut up
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true-hetalia-texts · 9 years ago
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England: Okay, take care of America while I'm gone.
France: Don't worry me and America will have fun!
-Later-
England: I'm here to pick up America
Young America: Salut l'Angleterre, la France m'a appris le français!
England: You Son-Of-A-BITCH
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true-hetalia-texts · 9 years ago
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Black Friday
England: Why are you covered in bruises!?
America: Deals...
England: Wtf does Deals have to do with this!?
America: DEALS
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true-hetalia-texts · 9 years ago
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Greece: Say It
Turkey: I'm Not Fucking Saying It
Greece: What Are You Chicken, Or Should I Say Turkey
Turkey: Fine! I'll Say It!
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Greece: Damn Right Gobble Gobble
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