your too late mr bond I've alreasy peed out all of the pee from my penis
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Honestly I still think about "is that a cheese stank no its berroteros" at least 4 times a week
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3 years ago I got off work late & was in line at the grocery store and I accidentally made eye contact with a white boy in a SnapBack, he looked me up and down then in the sleaziest voice said “Salaaaa malaikum” to this day it echoes as I see him vividly during sleep paralysis
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"if you don't like the smell of burning meat, then get the fuck off the planet"
Today in Hip Hop History:
Vast Aire of Cannibal Ox was born February 5, 1978
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