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more alex!

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im yelling because all of the stuff on this page sounds familiar im dyin g

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Introducing: Alex!

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Hello folks!

Tumblr should hopefully let us post in tags now, so that’s what we’re doing.

This blog is where me (Jack) and Pink post things we remember about our noncanon homestuck timeline, which we call Tunnelstuck!

Info about said timeline will be under the cut.

First off, let’s start with the kids.

There’s Jack McHeck, who somehow knew some stuff about Sburb before the game was even out. For example, he knew who he needed in his session to have a chance at winning, and his land - the Land of Dust and Tunnels - and he thought he knew his classpect as well. But instead of Heir of Doom, as he assumed, he turned out to be an Heir of Mind.

Then there’s Elle, who was Jack’s best friend. (She used mainly ae/aer pronouns, but also she/her, and for ease of reading I’ll be using she/her in this post). Her actual name was Rachelle, but nobody called her that. She was a Sylph of Hope, and her land was the Land of Possibilities and Dreams.

This is Pink (not her real name, we don’t remember it yet), a Maid of Space. She had the Land of Paths and Frogs, which, holy shit was it terrifying, but we’ll get to that later. She was reluctant to play at first, but we managed to convince her.

Next, there was who we affectionately call Wind Guy. Mostly because we don’t remember his name. He was definitely a Breath player, and most likely a Knight. We don’t know anything about his land.

And, in sort of a package deal with Wind Guy, there was Time Guy. He was probably a Mage of Time. We don’t yet remember what his land was named, but it had lava and spooky scary bird consorts. Jack met him on a forum for apocalypse preppers.

Lastly, there was also Tiny (again, not their actual name). They were Pink’s younger sibling, about 8 years old. They only played with us because somebody who was supposed to play couldn’t, and we had to fulfill our number of players.

Now, the lands.

We don’t know much about Tiny’s land, apart from the fact that it was really scary and we didn’t go there much.

Time Guy's land had the spooky scary birds. They flew above large lakes of lava and could easily carry a children and well... him. Time Guy died at the hands (or... beaks) of the spooky scary birds while saving Tiny from them. The only way to travel through the land was on large, damaged bridges. Each bridge was connected by a stone-looking tower for it to branch off, but it could also had been land. Below the bridges, piles of burning hot rocks sat.

The only two who ever went into Wind’s land were Wind and Time, so we don’t know anything about it.

The Land of Paths and Frogs had.. well. Giant frogs. They were terrifying. But not like... evil. The paths didn’t really go anywhere. In some of the trees, there were giant lanterns that were actually... buildings, sort of. They were stocked with food, mostly, and what food was in them depended on what the person who got into them craved. Thing is, it wasn’t really real - you couldn’t take anything. You also couldn’t talk to anything in the land. All in all, it sort of.. forced you to just keep walking along the paths. Because if you left the paths and wandered into the forest, you’d see fewer frogs and more.. foxes. Annoying tiny ass foxes. Those would definitely get you to return to the paths.

Then the Land of Possibilities and Dreams. Now this one was REALLY fucked. We spent a lot of time here because it looked safe and fun, and you could eat pretty much all the plants there. Sadly, there was a downside to it. The consorts - tiny, pastel pink lizards who lived in the trees and changed colors with the leaves - had warned us, but we didn’t... really listen. They told us of the lakes that could show you the future, but would try to drown you with visions of what you desired. And they told us about the caves that could replay the past, but if you wandered into them longing for a time long passed, you would never return. We lost Tiny to these caves.

And lastly, the Land of Dust and Tunnels. On the surface, everything was dead. A desert with dead trees. But underground, there was a huge network of tunnels. We retreated into these after Tiny’s death. “Us” being Jack, Elle, Pink, and Wind. At some point, Pink left the tunnels to go to Tiny’s land, but she never returned. Wind died in the tunnels shortly after Pink left, and LODAT pulled some fucking bullshit. Basically, it liked acting as if people who died in the tunnels stayed there in the form of their aspect. So when Wind died, from then on there was just a slight breeze through the tunnels at all times. Elle died next. We don’t know how exactly it happened, but the land chose to portray her aspect - Hope - as writing on the walls. I thought she was still there, talking to me. I stayed in the tunnels for who knows how long. Just talking to her. Until the writing said something that Elle would never, never say. That’s when I realized it was fake, she was gone, she was dead. And I thought, I have to win this game for her. For all of them. I have to win and hope that brings them back. I died a Heroic Death trying to escape the tunnels.

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*cant tell if this is a kin blog or not and its frustrating bc elle looks familiar*

kin blog indeed! we’re compiling all the info we have abt our timeline here!

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none of my friends are cis or het: a novel 8y Jack McHeck

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Could I ask what Tunnelstuck even is?? Sounds lit but I mean I'm pretty new to the blog ;-;

i haven’t posted a8t it much so dw!!

(out of quirk for readability)

tunnelstuck is what i call my noncanon hskin timeline! basics are:

this is me, Jack McHeck (yes thats what my name was,)

and this is my best friend (/ qpp / moirail ??) elle! (she used mainly ae/aer pronouns but also she/her and for readability im gonna go w she/her!)

i somehow knew about what sburb really was before we even started playing and tried to get a good team together for our session!

said team was: jack, elle, pink, time, wind, and tiny (disclaimer: except for me and elle those werent there actual names, i just have no idea what their names were yet)

me n elle had to convince the other to play with us

tiny was pink’s younger sibling so while the rest of us were like 13? 14? tiny was maybe.. 8 or smth. but i knew we needed another player so we had to include them

i knew many things before we ever started playing! i knew my land was the Land of Dust and Tunnels, and i thought i knew my godtier too - heir of doom, but it turned out i was an heir of mind

sadly all my prior knowledge of the game didn’t help us all too much - it was a doomed timeline and not a single one of us survived

(which is mainly because of our lands, which were all fucking deadly)

so thats the basics! if you wanna kno more please feel free to ask

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she’s Here

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Were you all humans in tunnelstuck?

yep!! i think we might have talked to some trolls via pesterchum may8e? 8ut we never actually met any

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Do you remember any of the lands besides your own? (Tunnelstuck)

yeah!! elle’s land was either the Land of Dreams and Memories OR the Land of Dreams and Possibilities (it was also rlly fucking cool but rlly fucking dangerous)

pink’s land was the Land of Paths and Frogs and it had HUGE creatures and i have no idea what they were but they were TERRIFYING

i also know time’s land had flying consorts and fire, and the flying consorts just Snatched somebody at one point so yeah that was really dangerous

tiny’s land was ALSO very dangerous but idk anything else abt it bc we werent there much bc it was… dangerous

and wind’s land… no idea

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Ministrifes!