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mickey 17 asks its protagonist what very few movies dare to ask: would you fuck a clone of yourself? and mickey 17's answer is no, but mickey 18's answer is yes

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who knew all took to save anime was autistic protagonists with weirdly specific hyperfixations (thank you laois dunmeshi, frieren, and maomao apothecary diaries)

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Steven Universe - Art Nouveau Series by Alexa Rockman

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on a scale from cazaril to gen how well do you react to the realization that your gods set in motion a plan to ultimately unite several kingdoms on a peninsula by causing you personal suffering and permanent damage to your body

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corm

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murderbot is really like "thru the power of all of the tv i have watched and my robotic components which include a lot of weapons, I can handle any situation"

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POV : you're about to get served the most bomb food to ever exist possibly

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Brennan Lee Mulligan plays to win but Vic Michaelis plays to make Sam Reich lose

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r/malelivingspaces 🤕

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

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im cooking

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The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

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“Cats Instructed By an Owl in the Art of Mouse-Catching” (1700)

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When the sun sets, we're both the same

Half in the shadows

Half burned in flames

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it had no choice

it needed to blast its cache