turnipstewdios
turnipstewdios
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turnipstewdios · 10 hours ago
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turnipstewdios · 5 days ago
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People who stop the microwave at :02 instead of :01 are cowards.
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turnipstewdios · 10 days ago
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Today's Bird is this cardinal fledgling
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turnipstewdios · 10 days ago
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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved
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turnipstewdios · 13 days ago
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turnipstewdios · 18 days ago
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if fighting fatphobia is not part of your politics i don't trust you.
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turnipstewdios · 18 days ago
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Ho boy! I want to cook food but I need to turn it over halfway through, and i have ADHD. I know! I'll set an alarm to remind myself! 10 minutes later: I am deeply engrossed in work, when there is an annoying noise(tm). I absently turn it off so I can continue work undisturbed.
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turnipstewdios · 19 days ago
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do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it
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turnipstewdios · 19 days ago
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It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.
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turnipstewdios · 19 days ago
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Justifiable Crashout
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turnipstewdios · 20 days ago
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Not watching Eurovision is so easy when you’ve never watched it once in your life
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turnipstewdios · 21 days ago
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turnipstewdios · 22 days ago
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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.
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turnipstewdios · 26 days ago
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turnipstewdios · 27 days ago
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Reblog Midnight in a box everybody.
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Eight years ago the nephew and nieces told me this excitedly, "MIDNIGHT'S IN THE BOX. TAKE A PICTURE. PUT IT ON FACEBOOK. MAKE HIM FAMOUS." While he didn't get famous on FB book I believe with all of your help he can be tumblr famous, even if it's just for a day.
so here is midnight in a box for your enjoyment
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turnipstewdios · 27 days ago
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Tumblr is such a delightful space because there really is people from all walks of life. There's somebody with the life experience range of an 11-year-old in a 33-year-old body going "actually being engaged with this thing that I have never encountered in real life is super weird and creepy, I don't know anybody who does that", and the next person is like "we are trying to teach my daughter latin since she already knows all the latin names of her favourite animals and my grandmother's best friend is an university professor who teaches it", and the next one is like "anyway a funny thing happened today when I was sucking dick for meth "
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turnipstewdios · 29 days ago
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