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Julia Louis-Dreyfus — Settles Your Petty Disputes by Vanity Fair

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no ones surprised about this, but they were so funny.. so clumsy.. i loved them plEASE

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You know it's a Doctor Who day when you check the tag and there will be posts like "This was soooo sooo good! Bombastic episode! Instant fave!" immediately followed by posts saying "This SUCKED SO BAD! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!" Welcome to Doctor Who, babes.

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!

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For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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dogs I saw on vacation

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Pippin doodles bc he is the character ever

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I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

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Neil banging out the tunes in Kid Pix Deluxe 4??

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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

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DANA SCULLY | 5.10

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love how aragorn's just going through it 24/7 in lotr and it's never the point. he hasn't slept in weeks and he thinks everyone he loves is dead and he's covered in open wounds and it's just accepted that that's just how he rolls.

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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

THIRD ROUND: 18th Tilt (Final Tilt of this Round)

King Henry V Plantagenet, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) VS. Aragorn Elessar, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Propaganda

King Henry V Plantagenet, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) Portrayed by: Tom Hiddleston Defeated Opponents: - Arthur Pendragon [Oliver Tobias], Arthur of the Britons (1972-1973) - Ahchoo [Dave Chappelle], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) - Prince Charmont [Hugh Dancy], Ella Enchanted (2004)

“Hal is Shakespeare’s sexiest history protagonist by virtue of sheer range. He’s a roguish rake, a dashing prince, a rugged king and you bet your ass Tom Hiddleston serves cunt all the way through. I know y’all love Loki and I promise you he’s even sexier blonde.”

Aragorn Elessar, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) Portrayed by: Viggo Mortensen Defeated Opponents: - Isildur, Son of Elendil [Maxim Baldry], The Rings of Power (2022-) - Ahmad [Mahesh Jadu], Marco Polo [2014] - Lin Shu [Hu Ge] Nirvana in Fire {Lángyá Bǎng} (2015)

“I don't even know where to start with Aragorn because everything about him just makes him so ridiculously hot. He's brooding and mysterious, but he has a great smile, he's an incredible fighter but also recites Elvish like the most beautiful love poetry, he looks great all grimy but also very fine when he's all cleaned up, his voice is sexy when he's whispering gently to those he loves and when he's barking out an impassioned speech on the battle field. He's brave, loyal, humble, selfless, intelligent, compassionate. And then just look at his face and his hair and his hands. All so hot.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For Henry V:

“I can't believe [it took so long for people to submit] text propaganda for Hiddleston!Henry V. Did everyone just look at him in leather trousers and lose the power of speech? I teach with this film, and I am convinced that the leather trousers are responsible for more than one student missing key plot details in that scene (and possibly for more than one epiphany re: sexuality.)...

"... Thea Sharrock directed this, and she clearly Knows about the female gaze. Surely any time you see a man drawing a longbow like that, it's an invitation to think about hands and arms and shoulders (shoulders!) in other contexts. From a characterization standpoint, too, the coiled physicality of his Henry and how he uses it are really interesting. Also this man's cheekbones should be illegal. And the wooing scene where he lays aside his crown and kneels as if in homage to the princess who is about to be signed over to him via treaty in the next room? Hot damn, I do love a good use of courtly love imagery.”

For Aragorn:

“Does this guy really need propaganda? Is it not enough that he led an entire generation into having unrealistic hopes in their choice of partners? Does he not just drip hotness out of every pore of his being? Well. Let’s sum it up: - mysterious ranger with cool hood - loves his wife - wears cool jewelry - sharp humor - hair - cool sword - opens doors like no one - can and will sing - horse girl at heart - king - do I need to continue?”

“He looks great scruffy, he looks great cleaned up. He's kind and smart and caring and also really good at fighting. He's everything.”