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“what is the best way to take care of your mental health?”

neyra: talk about your feelings.

will: stay active.

lauren: eat a sandwich.

lukas: recite a dark spell.

lila: kiss a bird gently.

bella: make fun of someone you don’t like.

dylan: lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you.

soph: bombs.

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tristan: you better have a good explanation for this.

lauren: we have three.

tristan: that’s not-

lauren: pick your favorite.

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lauren: why does dakan call you babygirl?

tristan: how about we stop talking for a while…

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CC: ok… alright now, let’s see, where were we? oh, yes… in the pit of despair.

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season 3 premiere was so good it raised me from the dead

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[during the circus royal arc - kieran trying to join the pantheon]

kieran: i was thinking i’d do some magic-

lauren: you? magic? kieran, it says talent show.

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[kieran joining the apd]

hermann: [going over kieran's resume] okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

kieran: yes.

hermann: okay... may i know what you create?

kieran: problems.

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lauren & kieran: what’s up guys? we’re back.

kym & will: what the- you can’t be here. you’re dead. we literally saw you die.

lauren: death is a social construct.

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lauren: can you keep a secret?

kieran: do you know anything about my life?

lauren: no i do not. good point.

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mctrevor: i’m not talking.

kieran: [sharpening a knife] we got ways of making you talk.

kieran: [cuts out a slice of cake]

mctrevor: can i have some?

lauren: cake is for talkers.

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lukas: i can’t believe everyone is dressing in all black. all black was my thing and now everyone is doing it to be “cool.” they’re all posers

lila: lukas, honey.

lila: for the last time-

lila: we are at a FUNERAL-

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kym: [to will] what the hell are daddy issues? just traumatize your father back.

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kieran: [writing in his diary using a glitter gel pen] i'm losing my sense of humanity. nothing matters. god is dead. there’s blood on my hands.

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Kieran: Is now a good time to tell you about my feelings?

Lauren: We might die!

Kieran: I know. I won’t have to deal with the consequences if it gets awkward.

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What is friendship but a string of homo erotic moments we decide to make platonic?

Kym Ladell

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Lucas: Sometimes I imagine what it’s be like to get hit by a bus.

Kieran: Don’t. Sucks.

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will, kym & kieran: [scream]

lauren: [running into the room] will, what’s wrong?

kym: why are you only asking willame? we’re all screaming.

lauren: because he doesn't scream unless it’s an emergency. you two morons scream whenever you have the chance.