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Whoever made this deserves a kiss, making my two favorite pieces of media combine into one
Knock knock , who’s there? f*** off.
he's just ricky trailer park boys if you think about it
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funny enough when I read it my brain immediately went “buss down tora” (because I know he got that 🍑) but that was an even better surprise BDT (I was crying laughing seeing him say it)
BIG
DICK
TORA
Thanks to my cursed stream for birthing this unholy meme~
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Literally Isobel gives total English major w/ minor in creative writing vibes to become a writer alongside her Art History major gf Aylin.
Withers the ghost of the building/jk. Actually the building inspector that shows up out nowhere freaking out Raphael. Withers doing the job so long his looks like you can blow him away with the wind but nice old man vibes. Is like one of those elder people that gives cryptic advice about the world ending. “The universe spins as it should”//alright mister 😐.
okay so i've been mulling over modern AU tadfools for a while and this is what i got so far
Lae'zel is a skater lesbian (and super autistic lmao), nobody really knows what her whole deal is but they are pretty sure she was raised by some kind of doomsday cult
she's flatmates with Karlach, who is really into MMA and partying it up now that she finally moved out of her old flat where everyone else were just the most fucked up assholes in existence, everyone exclusively calls it "hell" when talking about it
Astarion is the most flamboyant catty twink in existence and currently crashing on their couch because he's been kind of broke since he left his much older toxic boyfriend Cazador (who won't stop bothering him on Grindr)
Shadowheart is the nu goth girl who lives across the hall from them and is really into crystals and witchcraft/paganism, Lae has a crush on her but doesn't know how to deal with it so she's just really mean all the time
Wyll met Karlach when she almost put his lights out in a drunk brawl at a frat party but now they are besties and he constantly hangs around their flat, his father is a politician and he is dating Mizora, who is his dad's lawyer and everybody is telling him to break up with her because she's toxic af but for some reason he just can't bring himself to do it
Gale lives in the same building and never goes outside ever since his ex broke up with him but he met the rest because his cat slipped outside and he had to catch her again and Karlach had picked her up and brought her home because she thought it was so cute
Halsin is an old hippie guy who is the pot dealer of the whole party and constantly tells everyone how great Woodstock was whether they asked or not (they did not)
Jaheira is the teacher of Karlach's MMA group and comes over occasionally because hanging with them "reminds her of her wild twenties" and "makes her feel young again", sometimes she brings her buddy Minsc who is the life of the party
dunno about Minthara she always died in my playthroughs up until now so can't really say much about her
Raphael is their landlord and just insanely weird about everything, everyone is dreading when he shows up except Astarion who thinks "he's got a certain je ne sais quoi to him" (cue everyone throwing pillows at him and booing him for his terrible taste in men)
Gortash is Karlach's ex who got her into "hell" in the first place, he's a lawyer and nobody likes him, there's a dart board with his face taped on it in the bathroom and nobody knows who put it there (it was Lae'zel)
Ketheric is the owner of the law firm he works at and Orin is his other junior partner, she and Gortash are constantly competing about who will inherit the firm despite Ketheric never saying anything about planning to retire, he hates both of them and wishes his daughter Isobel would take over but she quit law school to go to a liberal arts college with her girlfriend whom Ketheric refuses to acknowledge
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how to make whatever you’re writing or drawing better:
- add lesbians
you’re welcome!
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Hey, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm wondering if it's okay if I tag you in any Sevika content I may come across? 😊
Sure I don’t mind tag away!
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Sub sevika my favorite 🤩
hii, could you please write something for sub puppy sevika and a dom reader? i just really like to top the tops--
sorry this took awhile, i took a nap after i posted the last ask 😭
Behave
subSevika x Reader
Type ⇢ Oneshot♥︎
Requested ⇢ Yes/No
Sevika had always been a “Mutt” when it came to you. You weren’t sure if you were doing something wrong or if she just enjoyed you being in control. Sevika had been visiting the brothel for the past week even when you told her not. However it was up to you to remind her were home was.
“None of those whores can make you feel like how I can, can they?” You said from behind her through gritted teeth.
Sevika was trying not to make a sound, but you knew it wasn’t gonna last long, espcially at the pace your fingers were going.
“Can they?” You started slowing down, reaching your hand around to her neck
Sevika choked out a moan.
“No-no, they c-can’t”
“You know they can’t, dirty bitch”
Your pace quickened and she came all over your hands with strangled moan.
“Did I say you could cum?”
“This is punishment sweetheart, we’re going all night with you.”
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🧎♀️💕💕💕
I imagine touching myself in front of a tied up Sevika.
Nsfw 18+ minors don't interact
Tw: Shibari, rope, nsfw, no reader genitals mentioned, mirror sex, Brat Sevika, Punishment sorta, Dom/sub, gn!reader
Notes: honestly I have nothing to say for myself this time, I just wanna fuck Sevika rn okay
Words: 1000+
She hated it, being so out of control. Tied up at your mercy, she hated feeling powerless. Yet it was so exciting, knowing you, the gorgeous person she dedicated everything could for, able to do whatever you pleased to her.
You thought maroon would be her color the one that tinted her signature cape. If she gave you a reason why that was "her color" she'd say "the color of blood doll." With a stupid wink like that was the funniest shit. So edgy...
Then you tried gold, and as beautiful as she looked tied up in gold, Royal blue was her color, it brought out the glistening in her scars, the ones that revealed your lovers heart even through her attempts to hide it.
You had her tied up in front of a mirror legs spread and still, no matter if she squirmed or not. You had her entire body on display and how you loved doing this to her, she had to love her body as much as you did. Her hands were tied behind her back, and black strands of hair stuck to her sweat slicked skin.
You always took your time, as much as you'd love to tease her you'd always make sure she was thoroughly fucked first. You scanned her body, as you stood behind her in perfect view of the mirror in front of the two of you.
Her shoulders leaned on your shins as she looked up at you from below, blue rope in her mouth the keep her from speaking. Because "how can she be such a dick when she's tied up like a bitch. You'd have to gag her every time, but now you know better you gag her first.
Wide grey eyes watched you from below, your fingers working so slowly messaging every thing as you decided, the way you wanted.
You could hear mumbles coming from the sub at your feet, then whines before she began struggling. You stepped on the rope that held her wrists, which stopped most of the movement she could do to get away.
Sevika grunted, her eyes watching you as you touched yourself for her, showing off, moaning her name you watched her body react in the mirror her thighs trembling. And her pussy clenching in need of your touch.
You moved from behind her to kneel in front of her on the floor. You left a quick kiss on her forehead, then let you lips trail down her scarred cheek. You could feel her chest heaving and her nostrils flaring your hands found their way to every scar you could reach you felt her perfect muscles spasm from ghosting your finger tips across such insecure spots.
Whimpers fell from her throat as your finger traced lower and lower before cupping the curve of her. Massaging her clit lightly with your palm you let your middle finger circle around her entrance a sharp gasp escaped her as she tried her best to keep herself up with her hands tied.
"I'd love to see your buddies reaction if they ever found out what a fucking slut you are Sev" you smiled licking your lips looking down at her.
She mumbled something that you recognized so clearly, coming from her mouth. Her defiant "fuck you" as if to instigate you or something.
"you're so cute, now you have to watch me cum instead"
She began to argue through the rope when you sat Infront of her began to fuck yourself right in front of her. She keeps thinking misbehaving is gonna get her what she wants. It's cute.
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I bet sevika would look really pretty with all tied up in maroon rope.
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no because i’m actually about to gatekeep Sevika from a lot of you.
the way you call her choker a “collar” really??? jinx wears the same damn thing but i dont see yall referring to it as a collar. having the audacity to say sevika, a Black woman, only wears it bc shes “like a dog to silco” not to mention your art portraying her as hella masculine and hulking over your white oc’s. she walks around wearing eyeshadow and lipstick, wearing a crop top. literally nothing about her is “masculine”
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@kingofzaun facts if I’m happy and they’re happy who cares if they’re criminals and ppl get hurt , that is a sacrifice I’m willing to take 🥰
My toxic trait is "I can fix them!"
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My toxic trait is that “I can make them worse so much worse” 😭😭😭🧎♀️🧎♀️
My toxic trait is "I can fix them!"
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happy pride month don’t forget to appreciate & care for your local butches! & to all the butches out there I hope you have a wonderful month! this includes trans & nonbinary & bigender butches, bisexual butches, butches of color, disabled butches, autistic butches, fat butches, shy quiet butches & loud extroverted butches, butches with long hair, butches who like the color pink, butches who bind & butches who don’t bind, butches who tuck & butches who don’t tuck, & excludes butch terfs & butch cops 💖🤍🧡
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This is too cute I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
Heya I dunno if you've done this before but could you please write a little something about surprising Grayson with a puppy 🥺
here’s what i was listening to while writing
Puppy Love
Requested ⇢ Yes/No
Type ⇢ Fanfic ♡
“What’s that?”
Grayson does so much for you. If she ever felt you were under a bunch of stress she’d wake you with a bouquet of flowers on your nightstands with one of your favorite desserts for breakfast with a little love note. It was just her way of showing she loved you. It was so much so who were you to not give her a gift in return.
Grayson was spending a bit of extra time in the office when you had set everything up. You were gonna give her a nice meal before you actually gifted her. Like a calm before the storm type deal because how would Grayson react to a puppy? What if she didn’t like it? It was best to serve her a good meal just so she won’t be too upset.
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You had just put away the ‘surprise’ when Grayson walked through the door.
“Y/n, I’m home” She called out
You hurry to greet her so nothing seems suspicious.
“Welcome home” With a kiss you lead her by the hand to the kitchen table where you serve her one of her favorite meals. She looks a bit confused and wonders why you're being so nice all of a sudden. Then she ask
“Y/n…what did you do?”
You gasp, getting defensive
“What? Can’t I just do something nice for you?”
“There has to be something. What is it Y/n?” Grayson continued, forgetting the food and giving you her whole attention.
When you didn’t give her an answer she pats her thighs motioning for you to sit on her lap, which you did.
“Tell me what it is sweetheart” She spoke so softly.
“I swear it’s nothin-“
Arf!! Arf!!
You stop.
Grayson looks around trying to figure out what happened.
“What was that?” She asked. After a quick pause, within seconds you’re running off to make sure said surprise was okay. They were making too much noise and you didn’t want Grayson snooping. Too bad it’s Grayson.
“Y/n???” Graysons following far behind you just being a good girlfriend and making sure your not hurt or anything.
“CLOSE YOUR EYES!!” You shout from behind the door.
“Y/n what’s wron-“
“JUST DO IT” And with a loud groan Graysons closing her eyes.
You carefully pick up the puppy, trying not to make him bark and open the door. How should you do it? Put him in her face and tell her open? No that’ll be weird. What about letting him run around her?? What if she steps on him?
“Y/n I’m getting tired” She said bluntly.
You decided to go with the first option and just do it. Holding him in front in front of her.
“Okay…open”
Grayson did and was met with a drooling baby french bulldog with a bright blue ribbon tied around his neck. Her eyes widen in shock and she went speechless. You took this as an opportunity and explained yourself
“Ain’t he a saint??? I haven’t given him a name yet just in case you didn’t want him”
You thought you saw tears in her eyes.
Grayson takes him from your arms and starts petting him gently, talking to him in a baby voice.
“Hey little guy. Where did you come from??” It’s like she turned into complete putty. She’s scratching his neck and giving him kisses while he’s licking all over her face.
“You’re such a cutie, yes you are!!!” She continued.
You were happy she liked it but you started overthinking about whether she liked it too much. As you were about to question her she’s grabbing your face with her free hand and brining you in for a kiss. You melted in the kiss. It was like one big family, if you could you would’ve taken a picture. You both pull away and retched.
“Ewwww, you kissed me after that dog was all over you” You try wiping away the kiss. Grayson laughs
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For the rest of the night, dinner long forgotten, You, Grayson and now named Bear, sat cuddled on the couch while Grayson cooed about how adorable he was. You were happy she liked it. Now you just needed to make sure she didn’t love him more than you.
note: St. Bernard’s are so cute.
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[image description: there is a stick person lying in bed with a blush on their face and hearts around their head with a thought bubble that says “butches” next to them. end id.]
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happy pride to lesbians that aren’t butch or femme, you’re beautiful and valuable to lesbian culture and ily <3
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