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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
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Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
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the author's barely disguised open wound splattered livid and filthy across everything they create
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waving a spring onion around is pretty fun. the blue haired dame was onto something
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”
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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that
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