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can you think of anything better than dragons. no you can't. this is because dragons are the best thing ever forever.
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Finished comission for bluemoonicynight :P
i've been experimenting with adding texture layers and trying to relish doing the little details in my work and it's made me more proud of my work
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At some point in time I’m gonna HAVE the time to actually answer these 😭
☆ — oc questions: would your oc do that? by @ricesinspo
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a set of random questions for your character. consider whether or not they would do something and why. go into as much (or as little) detail as you'd like.
would they touch dirt?
would they use social media? (+ which one(s)? what would they do?)
would they stab their best friend for large amounts of money?
would they give gifts at random, for no reason? (+ to whom?)
would they help someone they hate? (+ how? what kind of help?)
would they go travelling often? (+ how far?)
would they give their outfits little accessories? (+ or would they only dream of it without actually doing it?)
would they learn a new language?
would they throw out belongings that were once precious?
would they send hand-written letters? (+ to whom?)
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Heh… anyone?
☆ — oc questions: would your oc do that? by @ricesinspo
— ☆ —
a set of random questions for your character. consider whether or not they would do something and why. go into as much (or as little) detail as you'd like.
would they touch dirt?
would they use social media? (+ which one(s)? what would they do?)
would they stab their best friend for large amounts of money?
would they give gifts at random, for no reason? (+ to whom?)
would they help someone they hate? (+ how? what kind of help?)
would they go travelling often? (+ how far?)
would they give their outfits little accessories? (+ or would they only dream of it without actually doing it?)
would they learn a new language?
would they throw out belongings that were once precious?
would they send hand-written letters? (+ to whom?)
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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk
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Sometimes I wonder about how her advisors felt
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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.
Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:
But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.
Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:
If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.
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🍕 and ⌨️ for Three-Eight !!!!!
HI LOGANG!!
🍕: Cheesecake 100000% I LOOOOVE CHEESECAKE!!
⌨️: It’s funny actually. I’ve used the Splatoon 2 font for her speech so much that it’s become affiliated with her! So Splatoon 2/3 font!!!
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🥱 and 🌳 for Flanger and Phoenix ☝️
HEHEHEHE!! :3
🥱: Flanger and Phoenix actually go to bed at the same time! Like the equivalent of 10-11PM… They only do this because they have this ritual where they both wake up super early to declare their goals for the day to the sun. Then at night they tell the moon what the accomplished and tell their long term goals to the stars!! It’s very complicated but that’s been part of both of their lore forever :) sorry for the yap 🙏
🌳: Funny cause Phoenix has technically been doing that a lot on and off. I think his Experiences in The Indestructible City growing up have turned him into somewhat of a misanthrope. By that I mean he definitely is one 😭. He’s really good at hunting and finding stuff for himself though. No trouble there!! He would be completely fine (if not missing Flanger quite a bit.)
🌳: Flanger would be a lot worse…. He’s a huge extrovert and would practically drive himself crazy with no civilization around :( Sure he could hunt and burn whatever down with his fire- but what’s the point without his best friend Phoenix? He’d turn out in the long term as long as he can distract himself with long and extravagant flights across the continent. My son… <3
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🏠 & 🥱 for calipurr?
HEYYYY!!!
🏠: Calipurr would definitely live on one of those beaches with rocks instead of sand! She wouldn’t last a day but she’d love it cause it corresponds with her species’ favorite habitats. (Half Rock Cat - Half Caspian Cat) Rock cats loooove cold and rocky habitats, Caspians love beaches! It’s perfect :3
🥱: She had a good sleep schedule once upon a time… after joining the rebellion she’s either awake for full nights or sleeping like a brick by 7PM. Ofc none of her immortal friends would understand the need for sleep so she’s just allowed to do whatever 😭
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Hi…
and you will not believe it friends and neighbors its another oc ask game
(pro tip: name some ocs in the tags when you reblog this so newcomers can ask with ease, and be sure to send an ask to the person you reblog it from!)
😬 Does your character floss their teeth?
🗡️ What's one of the most hurtful things somebody has ever said to your character?
🙋♂️ Do a lot of people know your character? Do a lot of people know them well?
🐠 What animal do you feel best symbolizes your character? Not necessarily the animal they'd be (although it can be) but one that represents them in some way?
🎥 Can your character handle scary movies?
😵 Has your character ever seen a dead body (human/of their own species) in real life?
🤤 Does your character chew loudly, or are they a quiet eater?
🍭 Is your character more likely to suck on a hard candy/lollipop until it's gone or start crunching?
🎹 Does your character have any unexpected talents?
🤕 What's the most likely reason for your character to wind up in the hospital?
⛈️ How does your character feel about thunderstorms?
🍟 Does your character squirt ketchup (or their condiment of choice) all over their fries, or make one blob for dipping?
🕯️ What does your character's home smell like?
🍕 If your character was a food, what would they be?
🧑⚕️ Your character is told they need surgery. What's their reaction?
💭 We all have silly little scenarios in our heads we place our characters in. Describe one.
🕺 If you could place your character in a time period other than the one they currently exist in, when would it be?
⌨️ What font would your character be? Bonus points for size.
🏠 If your character could choose to live in any environment, regardless of whether they could realistically survive there, what would they pick?
🍝 What time does your character usually eat their final meal of the day?
🥱 How is your character's sleep schedule?
🍚 Your character has to choose between rice and pasta for the rest of their life. What are they picking?
💔 Can you see your character getting divorced? If they already have, why?
👰 Can you see your character getting married? If they already have, how is it going?
🌳 Your character is lost in the wilderness. There are plants, animals, and water, but no civilization for miles. How will they fare?
🫂 How do other people generally treat your character?
👶 Is the way your character was treated when they were younger considerably different from the way they're treated now?
🫥 How much alone time does your character like? How much do they get?
🥶 Your character is freezing! How do they warm up?
🥵 Your character is sweating! How do they cool off?
#ask game#taikochittering#there is no us but there’s someone out there#Phoenix and Flanger (WOF)#Calipurr or Twice-Dice or Kismet or Three-Eight (Queenlike Headworld)#Leo or Twistytail or Bobtail or Rascal or Vixen (Lilacs HW)#oc#ocs#Cauldra and Problemsolver exclusionist HAR!! You can ask about them too I just might not have an answer#At LEAST one chat this is so embarrassing
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“I asked chatgpt-“ yeah well I asked Moonwatcher and she said “Beware the darkness of dragons, beware the stalker of dreams, beware the talons of power and fire, beware the one who’s not what she seems. Something is coming to shake the earth, something is coming to scorch the ground, Jade Mountain will fall beneath thunder and ice, unless the lost city of night can be found.”
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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u
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you made it through Smaugust!!! *applause*
That I did, that I did (late answer, oops).
But now look what's on the doorstep again.
#1 - From a Book
Smaugust 2025
Here we will never forget Osprey, Peril's surrogate father figure and first true friend, who cared for her and taught her how to read. May he rest in peace.
Just as a heads-up: I'm not going to be following the Smaugust pace as rigidly as last year. I did that once just to see if I could, and I did my time. Expect me to miss some days and prompts this round, and the schedule to slip drastically. Perhaps into Smaugtember, or even Smaugtober.
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HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭
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