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horus why you so strechy?

"I think that happens when you eat too much melted cheese?"

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// horus and barnaby kissing in front of a burning house

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Not what i ment you dumb bird 💀

"WHO YOU CALLIN DUMB?!"

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Here's some cheese. *Shyly holds cheese out*

"Cheese?!?!"

He turns to look at you, and spots the treat on your hands.

"CHEESE!!!!!!" He then quickly dashes over to you, starting to bounce excitedly. "GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!!!"

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Horus how the hell do you run through painted tunnels holy shit

"Oh it's simple!! See, it's kinda like walking, but get this: you have to do it FASTER!!!"

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HAI HAI!! Tetraquark/Nathaniel here!! HAVE SOME CHEESE :DDDD *Throws a beeg wheel of cheese at you carefully :3*

"OHMYGOSH CH E E SE"

Horus opens his mouth and swallows the entire wheel of cheese.

You are now his best friend!!!!!

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// sorry for disappearing, the bbu controversy kinda made me leave all of my rp blogs for a while. BUT I WILL RETURN

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how does it feel now that your a parant

"I'm going to spoil him so much <3"

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// tw animal death

I'm going to probably be on hiatus next week too. Things just got infinitely worse, as my beloved cat Tuisku suddenly became paralyzed and had to be put down.

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horus im arresting you for being too cute

"NooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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HORUS OMG CAN YOU STILL TIE A GUN INTO A KNOT?!?

"WHY OF COURSE I CAN!!! I CAN EVEN MAKE A LITTLE DOG FOR YOU IF YOU GIVE ME A RIFLE!!!"

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buff men

He turns is head "WHERE"

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//WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING /SILLY

// alright tonight i might answer some asks!

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// alright tonight i might answer some asks!

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horus don't deserve alex snuggles or kisses

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT DESERVE THEM??????? I THINK ILL GO GET SOME RIGHT AWAY!!!!!1"

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(Lore ask) so horus. Since your a genie do you have a lamp of some sorts? Would make sense

"Lamp?? Huh?? Nooo, not at all, nope, nuh-uh! No lamps here! I've got absolutely zero magic lamps that I'm somehow connected to that would force me to become someone's slave if they managed to get it! None!"

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// I kinda jokingly like to ship Horus with Barnaby, or at least think that theyre friends, and its kinda funny to me because it implies Horus is okay with murder-