twistedapple
twistedapple
Twisted Apple
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Hi, I'm UnrulyCrow and uh, I'm finally using my main lol | Baldur's Gate 3 content | +18 blog | French/English/Italian
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twistedapple · 9 hours ago
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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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twistedapple · 2 days ago
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Ways I Show a Character is Emotionally Burned Out (Before They Even Realize It Themselves)
I love writing characters who think they’re fine but are actually walking emotional house fires with bad coping mechanisms.
They stop doing the things they used to love and don’t even notice. Their guitar gathers dust. Their favorite podcast becomes background noise. Their hobbies feel like homework now.
They pick the path of least resistance every time, even when it hurts them. No, they don’t want to go to that thing. No, they don’t want to talk to that person. But whatever’s easier. That’s the motto now.
They’re tired but can’t sleep. Or they sleep but wake up more tired. Classic burnout move: lying in bed with their brain racing like a toddler on espresso.
They give other people emotional advice they refuse to take themselves. “You have to set boundaries!” they say—while ignoring 8 texts from someone they should’ve cut off three emotional breakdowns ago.
They cry at something stupidly small. Like spilling soup. Or a dog in a commercial. Or losing their pen. The soup is never just soup.
They say “I’m just tired” like it’s a personality trait now. And not like… emotionally drained to the bone but afraid to admit it out loud.
They ghost people they love, not out of malice, but because even replying feels like too much. Social battery? Absolutely obliterated. Texting back feels like filing taxes.
They stop reacting to big things. Catastrophes get a blank stare. Disasters feel like “just another Tuesday.” The well of feeling is running dry.
They avoid being alone with their own thoughts. Constant noise. TV always on. Music blasting. Because silence = reckoning, and reckoning is terrifying.
They start hoping something will force them to stop. An accident. A missed deadline. Someone else finally telling them, “You need a break.” Because asking for help? Unthinkable.
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twistedapple · 2 days ago
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"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread
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twistedapple · 2 days ago
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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.
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twistedapple · 2 days ago
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twistedapple · 2 days ago
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I won't stop saying it: in fanfic-writing, you make your own rules. Write whatever the fuck you want to write
Sometimes it's that you haven't written that fanfic of that genre yet because you don't have confidence in your writing talents, or you have some learning and improving to do in your writing, or you're afraid of the audience reception.
Sometimes it's also just that the said genre is not for you. Write what you're confident in and what makes you happy. It's okay to leave the rest alone.
Unless you're receiving payment to diversify and to be more creative and to "impress", you have every right to stick to your comfort zone.
Write the same fanfic five times with five different endings. Write one genre of fanfics. Write all genres ever known to man. Write for 75 fandoms. Write for one fandom. Update once a year. Update every hour. Write only 200-chaptered stories. Write only drabbles. Write the tamest stuff. Write the kinkiest stuff(tags exist for a reason). Write different love stories for one character you love. Use the same lines or words.
Do anything and everything as long as you're happy and having fun. If there are too many negative emotions(fear, self-doubt, mental stress, worry, anxiety, overthinking, etc.) attached to your writing, then you're probably taking it too seriously.
Nobody has the right to shake your fanfic-writing peace and make you doubt how great of a writer you are, not even YOURSELF or YOUR READERS. This shit is free and meant to be for fun and relaxation.
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twistedapple · 2 days ago
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Ok but it was genuinely so funny when he learned the doubt gesture because he’s innately a professional hater
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twistedapple · 3 days ago
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twistedapple · 3 days ago
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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic
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twistedapple · 3 days ago
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i write for myself not for comments but dear god getting comments does so remind me of the joy of writing and sharing something
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twistedapple · 3 days ago
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We better get this outfit patched in for P.
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twistedapple · 3 days ago
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Also I love the little detail that Giangio made all the new potions.
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twistedapple · 3 days ago
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HOLY SHIT OP you're doing the Lord's (< Raphael) work.
So I paid Andrew Wincott to narrate Haarlep's Epilogue Letter, complete with extra voices for the "Yelp Reviews"
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twistedapple · 4 days ago
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~ power-hungry ~
I am not ultra convinced but well, I can’t dwell on it forever,working the shades of shadows can prove to be complicated eventually.
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twistedapple · 4 days ago
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His rancid vibes are what make him so attractive anyway
so for me personally i saw all of raphael’s red flags and evil rancid vibes and decided they were all very sexy. i hope he’s even worse than the glimpses the game gives us actually
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twistedapple · 4 days ago
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Can't believe he'd dare pull the socks in sandals combo
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Lovelies, it's time for that holiday 🌴🍸
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twistedapple · 4 days ago
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"READ MY DNI" no. use your block button like an adult. i'm not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren't welcome in the notes of your posts then it's your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don't like sharing the world with people who are different from you
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