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That disturbed face on Blitz and the fact they even put the censor bar over Andrealphus mouth made me laugh so hard. XD XD XD It also tells me what he said was way worse than the "C" word or whatever dirty talk Stolas came up with. O_O XD

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"I don't think you're worthless. Why would you tell yourself that?" [Andy to Blitz.]

"I dunno... Maybe because it's true." Blitz shrugged. "It's what I've been told by everyone so I guess it's true, right?"

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Send me “📌 + a pairing” and I will create them a little pinterest board!

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Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours

○○○○○ | ATTRACTION ○○○○○ | AFFECTION ○○○○○ | INTEREST ○○○○○ | LOYALTY ○○○○○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

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Reblog if you will NOT roleplay with those under 18.

NOTE TO MINORS: Many of those who reblog this and similar posts are adults who write mature content, which may include sexual content, and as such it is for their legal protection as much as yours that their blogs are age restricted.

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INTIMIDATION AND VIOLENT RP PROMPTS. ( A collection of action based roleplay prompts. Feel free to add information if you wish. )

Send a symbol for the action and/or send a // for reverse

🤲🏻 or ‘firm’ // sender grabs receivers chin firmly

🔪 🔙 or ‘knife behind’ // sender presses a knife on receivers’ throat from behind

🔪 🔜 or ‘knife front’ // sender presses a knife on receivers’ throat from front

🧱 or 'wall’ // sender backs receiver up against a wall

🔗 or 'kidnap’ // sender kidnaps receiver ( feel free to specify details )

👐 or 'choking’ // sender wraps their hands around receivers’ throat

💥or 'smack’ // sender smacks receiver in the face

🩸or 'bleed’ // sender makes receiver bleed ( feel free to specify where )

🤕 or 'knockout’ // sender knocks receiver’s head against the wall

🦴or 'bone’ // sender breaks one of receiver’s bone ( feel free to specify which bone )

🚬 or 'burn’ // sender burns receiver ( feel free to specify details )

🔫 or 'gun’ // sender points a gun at receiver’s head

⛓ or 'handcuffs’ // sender handcuffs receiver ( feel free to specify details )

🪓 or 'weapon’ // sender corners receiver with a weapon

🔧or 'gunpoint’ // sender holds receiver at gunpoint

🗑 or 'murder’ // sender attempts to murder receiver

✂️ or 'cut’ // sender cuts receiver ( feel free to specify details )

🧤 or 'yank’ // sender grabs receivers hair and yanks them over the floor

💊 or 'drug’ // sender sedates receiver ( feel free to specify ex. for a kidnapping, torture, etc. )

➰ or 'restraint’ // sender restrains receiver with ropes

💧or 'water’ // sender waterboards receiver

💪or 'arm’ // sender forces receiver’s arm behind their back

🔥or 'fire’ // sender puts cigarette out on receiver’s body

🪖 or 'tackle’ // sender tackles receiver on the ground

🚅 or 'shoot’ // sender non-fatally shoots receiver

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friends to lovers prompts? some where they're arguing about why they can't date too pls

Friends to Lovers Prompts

Arguing about why they can't date edition

"I'm just scared that it will change everything."

"You say you love me and then you say we can't be together. That is not fair!"

"If we don't work out... I can't risk losing my best friend."

"We can't go on like this! We'll be miserable."

"I don't understand you! I thought you loved me too!"

"This could be so easy... two people liking each other. But it's a very hard decision."

"It's not that I don't like you. I do. Maybe even too much. But I value our friendship and I don't want to lose it."

"You want to just try and see if it works? What if it ruins our friendship? Is our friendship not important enough for you?"

"It would be weird." "How do you know that?"

"I know you're scared, me too. But it can also be the beginning of something really great."

"Let's ruin our friendship." "Is it that easy for you?"

More: Reluctant allies to friends to lovers dynamic | Flirty friends to lovers Prompts | Friends with benefits to lovers Prompts | Best friends to lovers Prompts | Childhood friends to lovers Prompts

Have fun!

- Jana

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It’s Sinday! Whisper in my muses ear what you want to do with them...

And my muse will indicate whether they are keen or not.

Who knows you may find a new ship…

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Six Word Sentences

"Do what you have to do."

"Not what I came here for."

"What do you want from me?"

"Don't talk to me ever again."

"I will see you later, ok?"

"What a silly question to ask."

"I can't stop thinking of you."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Feel free to never come back."

"You are always on my mind."

"That was such a dumb idea."

"Do you have a better plan?"

"I don't feel like doing that."

"What more is there to lose?"

"Don't you see that I'm hurting?"

"I love you, but not enough."

"A little help would be great."

"You can't handle a little pressure."

"I know what I am doing."

"My life is empty without you."

"How am I supposed to know?"

"I don't want to hear it."

"This was a spectacularly bad plan."

"It's good to know you're safe."

"Don't come near me ever again!"

"What a silly thing to say."

"I couldn't care less about you."

"This is not what I expected."

"Where are my manners, my dear."

"I can't risk losing you again."

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Drunken Love Confessions

"I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid. It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?"

"You're all I ever wanted. I'm sorry I can't say it sober."

"I can't wait for the room to stop spinning, so I can focus on your face again."

"I would love to hear those words in any other place than this bathroom, holding your hair back."

"You're cute. And a bit blurry. But definitely always so cute."

"I think I love you." "And I would love to answer you accordingly, but I think I would appreciate it more when you’re actually able to understand my answer."

"Don't tell my sober me that I told you I love you. It was a secret."

"I…I want to give you my heart. It belongs to… to you. How… how can I give it to you? I don’t want it anymore." "Let’s wait until tomorrow with the surgery."

"Oh I'm dreaming of you again. If I wouldn't be dreaming and if you would be really here, then I would tell you I love you."

"I love you. But that's a secret. So I won't tell you about it."

"You're drunk." "Yes. And hopelessly in love with you."

"I'm seeing you twice. Oh, now I can give all my love to even more of you."

"Say that again after two coffees at least and I will be yours."

"You're so adorable. I want to pick you up and never let you down."

"I've always loved you. But I will never tell you."

"This is not a dream, I think. In my dreams we're usually kissing."

"I’m not drunk. Can a drunk person do this?" "You’re not doing anything." "But… I sent you my love. Did you… did you not get it?"

"Can you keep a secret? I am madly in love with you. But psshh."

"I fell in love with you." "No, you fell down the stairs. You should really learn to hold your liquor."

"You're so perfect. How can anyone be so perfect? Maybe you're just a dream."

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Timeline Theory

After another re-watch and the head to pay attention to the small details, perhaps I have reconstructed a possible

Timeline of Helluva Boss

Here I also report some of my thoughts:

Already from the first episodes there's a strong focus on clocks and time, it is much more striking in Oops, where Asmodeus' clock marks the whole day.

I'm not sure about the year, but also from the analyzes carried out later, 2021 as the year of the narrative arc that goes from Murder Family to Ozzie's seems to me to be the most probable.

Unfortunately, Verosika's tour t-shirt is no longer available, but from some video analysis I understood that it was official and linked to the episode.

However, my research started with Seeing Stars because it's the first episode to feature an almost specific date: the 20th of a 30-day month.

In my opinion it could be April chronologically and it's agreed with the information in the subsequent episodes, but the full moon would't coincide with what was marked by Blitz.

Noteworthy:

Blitz's calendar suggests that the full moon that month is the 14th

Stolas wrote in the Western Energy chat that Blitz was supposed to come that evening and that therefore the full moon was the 20th

From the chat we can understand that:

About a month passes between the trio Ozzie's - Queen Bee - The Circus (1 moon)

About 3 months (3 moons) pass between Seeing Stars and Western Energy

Western Energy is placed a week before Oops and among these the week told in Unhappy Campers

From Millie's flyer we know that her and Moxxie's mission ends on Friday July 17th. We know from Blitz that this lasted a week, so it started on Monday 13th July.

According to what Striker says to Crisom, Western Energy should be set around July 11th and Oops around July 18th.

We should be in 2022 though, but in that case July 17th was a Sunday.

What do you think about it?

Have you noticed any other details that could clarify the mystery? Make it known so as to enrich this possible timeline

Bye~

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Blitzø stumbled through the dimly lit corridors of his imp headquarters, his steps unsteady and his mind clouded by the effects of alcohol. Empty bottles clinked in his wake, a testament to the chaos that had unfolded within his own tangled emotions. It had been a night of drowning sorrows, a desperate attempt to escape the relentless weight of his own existence.

Slumping against a wall, Blitzø let out a bitter laugh that echoed through the empty chambers. The laughter, however, held no joy, only a hollow mockery of the pain that gnawed at his insides. Memories of past mistakes and shattered dreams swirled in his mind, haunting him like vengeful specters.

As his bloodshot eyes scanned the room, they fell upon a framed photograph on a nearby table. It depicted him with his sister, Barbie Wire, and his former boyfriend, Fizzarolli. They all looked so happy together and Blitzø couldn't help but feel sick just looking at it. He glared at the photograph accusingly before throwing his half empty bottle of alcohol at it, sending it crashing to the ground. The glass of the frame shattered, much like his heart and the last remaining bit of his sanity.

In a fleeting moment of regret, he collected the now shattered photograph as he slumped to the floor, ignoring the glass that was no doubt slicing up his knees.

"This is it, huh? This is what I get... Why do I drive everyone away?"

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Blitzø stumbled through the dimly lit corridors of his imp headquarters, his steps unsteady and his mind clouded by the effects of alcohol. Empty bottles clinked in his wake, a testament to the chaos that had unfolded within his own tangled emotions. It had been a night of drowning sorrows, a desperate attempt to escape the relentless weight of his own existence.

Slumping against a wall, Blitzø let out a bitter laugh that echoed through the empty chambers. The laughter, however, held no joy, only a hollow mockery of the pain that gnawed at his insides. Memories of past mistakes and shattered dreams swirled in his mind, haunting him like vengeful specters.

As his bloodshot eyes scanned the room, they fell upon a framed photograph on a nearby table. It depicted him with his sister, Barbie Wire, and his former boyfriend, Fizzarolli. They all looked so happy together and Blitzø couldn't help but feel sick just looking at it. He glared at the photograph accusingly before throwing his half empty bottle of alcohol at it, sending it crashing to the ground. The glass of the frame shattered, much like his heart and the last remaining bit of his sanity.

In a fleeting moment of regret, he collected the now shattered photograph as he slumped to the floor, ignoring the glass that was no doubt slicing up his knees.

"This is it, huh? This is what I get... Why do I drive everyone away?"

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Drunken Confession starters

"You know what? I've always admired you… I think you're amazing."

"I've had the biggest crush on you for ages. You're incredible."

"You wanna know a secret? I think I'm falling in love with you. Isn't that crazy?"

"I'm so drunk right now, but I still know one thing… I'm lucky to have you in my life."

"You're the most amazing person I've ever met."

"Alcohol makes me honest, so here it is… I think I've loved you for a long time."

"Let's make a pact. If we're both still single when we're sober, let's give this a real shot."

"I'm so drunk that I can't even keep secrets anymore. I have a massive crush on you."

"Being drunk with you is the best feeling."

"I just want you to know how much you mean to me. You're my best friend, and I love you."

"You're my favorite person."

[text]: Hey, guess what? I've had a few too many drinks tonight, and I need to tell you something…

[text]: So, alcohol has given me the courage to admit that I think you're amazing. I might be a bit tipsy, but my feelings are genuine. I've got a major crush on you!

[text]: Okay, this might be the tequila talking, but I've always wanted to say this. You're incredibly attractive

[text]: Can I blame the shots for my sudden burst of courage?

[text]: I'm a little tipsy right now, but it doesn't change how I feel

[text]: Don't be alarmed, but alcohol made me do something brave

[text]: I've had a few drinks, and now I'm feeling brave enough to say it.

[text]: Blame the cocktails, but I had to let you know before my courage wears off.

[text]: Tequila made me do it!

[text]: I'm blaming the whiskey for my sudden bravery, but I have to confess: I've had a crush on you for ages

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Questions for 🏳️‍🌈GAY AF MUSES🏳️‍🌈

🍓 Have they ever fallen for someone straight?

🍌 What do "gay thoughts" look like for them?

🍆 Do they maintain an active sex life?

🍒 Would they ever want to get married?

🥑 Do they pass for straight, or do people take them for gay at a glance?

🫐 Give us a song that describes something about their sexuality.

🍇Do they hang out with a lot of other LGBT people? Is this a conscious decision?

🍎 How do they flirt with the same sex?

🍏 How do they react to flirting from the same sex?

🍉 Do you try to stick to a canon muse's OG sexuality, or switch it up?

🍍 Has this muse's sexuality changed over the course of playing them?

🍑 For research purposes, do they top or bottom? Exlusively, or preferentially?

🍋 Have they ever dealt with homophobia? If so, how?

🍉Is a gay muse easier or difficult to write for you?

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