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Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

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When you love someone, you owe it to them to help them be the best version of themselves that they can be.

Colleen Hoover, November 9 (via thelovejournals)

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Someone’s learned from Deadpool’s marketing team.

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Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

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Iconic 

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Man it’s been a long time since I’ve been on tumblr. So much has changed in my life over this school year I wouldnt even know where to start. I still love all you guys tho <3

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PARKS AND REC GAG REEL (ALL SEASONS)

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

The only reason why there’s no Season 1 is, they don’t have the gag reel for that season. Also, there are subtitles in Season 2 because I suck and couldn’t get rid of it for some unknown reasons. So I probably won’t be able to make good looking gifs for Season 2. Other than that, I hope you enjoy the gag reel.

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Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

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kissing is so good and it makes me feel so happy and content. it doesn’t even have to be mouth on mouth kissing just cheek kisses, forehead kisses, holding my hand and picking it up and kissing it I love kisses I want so many

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“YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!”

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I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend 

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Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

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My never posting is quite evident when you look at my constantly falling follower count. Oops

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couples in movies: good morning babe ilu so much!!!!!!!!! lemme make u breakfast darling!!!!!!!!! let’s do something together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actual couples: wake up. where is my sock

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Bernie Sanders marching behind Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1963 March on Washington DC.

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I just spent nearly 40 minutes just staring blankly at my lab project, I think I might be too tired to do any more work tonight....