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✨Inspired by a true series of unfortunate events✨

[Mudz was drunk beyond repair and high out of his mind, as usual. Mr. P. was there, as usual. Stupidity ensued, as usual.]

-MUDZ

murdoc: shrimps is bugs

2D: what the fuck- Mudz??? how DRUNK are you-?!

murdoc, giggling like a tiny baby: shrimps is bugs, Stu!!!

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Noodle: I'm sad

Murdoc: Why? Who do I need to kill? WHAT

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Murdoc: Top ten jobs I should have!

2D: Okay-

Murdoc: Number one: Cult leader.

2D: ಠ_ಠ

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Murdoc: *holding up a grill grate in front of his face* 2D: What on earth are you doing? Murdoc: I'm in jail, Stu! 2D: *deep sigh* Why? Murdoc: 'Cos. 2D: Why? Murdoc: I stole your heart! 2D: ಠ_ಠ Murdoc: And your wallet. 2D: MotherFUC---

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Murdoc: Shrimps is bugs.

2D: What the fuck- Mudz??? how DRUNK are you-?!

Murdoc, giggling like a tiny baby: Shrimps is bugs, Stu!!!

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xx Mr. Pot

2doctober 2023 Day 1 - (First) Kiss

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Murdoc: hey 2D, if you pour bleach in the toilet after you pee in it, it'll get the toilet cleaner when you flush it! 2D: Really? Russ: Please do not encourage the middle-aged man with a traumatic brain injury to create mustard gas.

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2D: You know what, Mudz? Fuck you. *un-Incs his Feel Good*

Murdoc: Stu, what the fuck

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sorry we haven't been posting very often, Mudz and I have been dealing with some rather serious issues lately that we would rather keep private.

don't worry, he and I are still great friends with one another and this has nothing to do with our friendship. we are both dealing with a very scary situation and we may be very inactive for the foreseeable future.

thank you for supporting two-dense in this tough time<3

I, in the meantime, will try to crank out some posts throughout each week.

xx Mr. Pot

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which one of you horny fuckers made a pervy 2D character.ai 🔪🔪🔪

xx Mr. Pothead

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2023 / 2018

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2D, fumbling around his pockets looking for a lighter: Eh, mate can I get a cig?

Murdoc, handing him the cigarette he just lit for himself: Here ya go.

2D, after a few minutes of passing the cigarette back and forth: Wait- Murdoc?! We-??? Did we share an indirect kiss?!?!?!

Murdoc: Stuart? We’ve been married for-

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2D, casually walking into the recording studio at 3 in the morning: H-hey Murdoc… where do you typically get your weed from? No reason. Just wondering.

Murdoc, not bothering to look away from the bass he’s tuning: Well now, ducky, I’ve never been one to give up my suppliers and you know that~ But if you smoked that blunt wrapped with the gold shit in it then you’re getting expertly fucked.

2D: Oh… um… okay, right, I’m sorry-

Murdoc, cackling: No, I don’t mean you’re fucked because I’m gonna punish you I mean that pot is gonna blow your pea-sized brain, Stu. It was given to me by Snoop Dogg.

2D: OH GOD-

Murdoc: Yeah, this should be interesting. Sit down now, I reckon you won’t be able to stand for a few hours and not for the usual reasons~.

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(Text conversation at 3am)

Murdoc: y iz there blood in my piss?

2D: ???????? r u ok??????????

Murdoc: oh wait this not the gogle my bad haha nvm soz

2D: oh ok lol

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2D: WAIT, YOU HAVE A FLIP PHONE

Murdoc: no i dnt :P

2D: MURDOC-

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So I was wondering why Mudz hadn't made any posts yet. I go to look at the notifications and I saw that he had one post queued up in the draft, and let me tell you it is the single drunkest thing I have ever read in my life.