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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.

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Happy Glass Scientists day!!! To @arythusa / @glass-scientists especially! (congrats!!!) Have a little angst I doodled a while ago.

I don't have a lot of TGS moots so reblogs are super important to get this to the fandom!

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I love it when women tell me they just finalized their divorce. ESPECIALLY older women. The correct response is always “congratulations” and they always seem so pleasantly surprised, they just seem to light right up and talk about how happy they are, what their plans are, how well they’re doing. I’ve only ever met like 1 person who was upset to be divorced and it was a middle-aged dude. Second most exciting is young men. A 25 year old guy says he just got divorced and you go “congratulations” and he SMILES? You KNOW there’s a story. I love it. People should get divorced more

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #brent comer twice a day.

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #marcia the outsiders twice a day.

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how i feel seeing people use he for canon male characters i am enlightened about and know are women

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happy pride month to all the “weird” queers. The ones who use neopronouns, the ones who feel xenogenders fit them best, the ones who use micro labels that barely any people know, the ones that make their own flags. I love you, and you’re not “too weird” to be in this community.

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Here's some Amok Time art as legally required for watching TOS

Tits out for T'Pau

Lyrics are from "Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples" by Will Wood

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“bungie is too queer now” ok yeah and these two were the pinnacle of heterosexuality

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

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The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

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Do you actually ship them or do you want them to be trapped together in a cave-in where one of them is injured and they have to talk to keep them distracted and stay sane while they wait for help, and end up opening up about their vulnerabilities and bond and then grow desperate as one starts to slip from consciousness while the other begs them to stay awake—

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crazy to me that some people can just do the things they want to do. what magic is in their blood and can I have it