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They all laughed, but what they didn't know was that every time Marshal stayed in the Dark, he felt the Thing hunting him creeping closer and closer.

TWO SENTENCE HORROR STORY CHAINNNNN, I'LL START!

When I turn off the lights, it's not the dark I'm afraid of...

it's the thing that keeps turning them back on...

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Today, Michelle learned her baby is not hers.

So tonight, she'll drown the little monster and start looking for her real son.

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She stole my heart the night of our first date.

She didn't start hitting me until way after, but in retrospect, it was this moment that the nightmare started.

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She tapped the screen urgently, willing her phone to please just connect back.

Thankfully, it quickly reconnected, and she was able to set off the bomb she placed at the school.

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"You have committed a grave sin, laying with a man outside the bounds of marriage."

He was no man.

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I smelt burnt toast and was worried.

Going down to the kitchen to tell Mom, I found it already going up in flames, and her gone with the key.

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I made this not thinking really straight and being pretty sure i saw this trope somewhere, forgot about it and then got the idea again. Turns out what it was from was THE RULES OF 2SH AHAH (rules that I DID read, thank you very much)

My roommate had jokingly asked for Long Pork when I told him I'd be going out for groceries.

Not understanding the reference, I still managed to find him some at the store and cook him a nice meal.

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My roommate had jokingly asked for Long Pork when I told him I'd be going out for groceries.

Not understanding the reference, I still managed to find him some at the store and cook him a nice meal.

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With my windows oriented East, I can see the sun rising every morning.

So how come it's 11:36, and the sun hasn't risen yet?

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Having used all of our spells, the party and I decided it was time for some good, long rest.

[You may not Rest now, you have used up all of your Rest opportunities for this lifetime]

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Rendered overconfident by my years of exorcism and the loyal, fearless Mastiff by my side, I took the doll's case without so much as a second thought.

It's when my faithful companion ran away in the night that I should have started to get worried.

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Sure, that woman's burns were quite extensive and her case legitimate...

But I have seen proof, time and time again, that when you throw enough money at a problem it just tends to disappear.

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Mother always told me I would be more attractive if I had a thinner, more athletic body.

I've stored my neighbor in the basement, but now what am I supposed to do?!

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Do I like hot women? No, I like them slowly cooling off

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If I closed my eyes, I could imagine the cheers and the giant cake my parents bought were for my 12th birthday.

But both me and my now husband were acutely aware this wasn't the case.

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If I closed my eyes, I could imagine the cheers and the giant cake my parents bought were for my 15th birthday.

But as I was forced to stand straight and stare into the cloudy eyes of my now-husband, I was acutely aware this was just a fantasy.

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"Girl, what's your favorite film?"

"Human Centipede," she answers with a small smile, "It was based on my grandfather's life."