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[twxddle]

This isn't duskwood related BUT..

The amount of likes this gets, is the amount of minutes I will be studying for exams.

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Looks like you need to study the same amount too..

Goodluck! Motivate eachother. If not studying then atleast anything u need to get done ;)

[twxddle]

*Mc gets a random address from Jake. He says to meet them there, they arrive and..*

The Judge: The defendant has arrived, court is now in session.

Mc: ..what the-

The Judge: We may begin now

Mc: Sorry- what am I here for?

The Judge: You committed a crime this year.

Jake: Yeah, I'm suing you.

Mc: But- for what

Jake: For not seeing me for a day

Mc: Jake, I needed to go see my family that I haven't seen for a year because of you.

Jake: ...

*After talking in the court room. The decision gets made, whether mc is "guilty" or not*

The judge: This was a waste of time first of all. But mc is not guilty

Jake: NO THAT'S-

Mc: TOLD YOU STOOPID!

*Everyone stares*

Mc: Talk this out outside you idiot

Jake: ...

Mc: Don't worry I still love you but what the heck?!

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*Jessy walks to the living room at 2am to get a book to read, but mc is there..*

Jessy: Mc..what are you still doing at 2am?

Mc: The same question goes to you, my love.

Jessy: Well I can't sleep, so I'm going to get a book to read.

Mc: Well I can't sleep either.

Jessy: Why not?

Mc: NOT WITHOUT MY MAN!

Jessy: Your-... who??

Mc: JAKE OOOOO!

Jessy: But you know he flew to another country though for his "job"

Mc: NO HE'S SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT! HE'S NEXT TO ME NOW.

Jessy: Yeah I think you need mental hospital urgently

*Jessy calls mental hospital*

Mc: No I'm fine Jess.

Jessy: I-

Mc: GO READ YOUR BOOK JESS.

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*Mc sleeping in after a while*

*Jake crawls in with mc and mc wakes up*

Mc: Are you a joke Jake?!

Jake: I'm scared of the dark mc

Mc: But it's the morning!

Jake: Yeah and?!

Mc: And you are always in the dark during the day.

*Later, mc goes back to sleep and then wakes up again with a massive pain*

Mc: Jake what did you do?

Jake: What? I'm enjoying my time.

Mc: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SLEEP ON MY LEG?

Mc: I got a massive cramp now

Jake: go back to sleep.

Mc: THIS IS WHY I CAN NEVER SLEEP IN, YOU STOOPID!

[twxddle]

Hey there!

I am very proud of you, you have come a very long way and ur still going, with or without struggle. Take a deep breath and trust yourself! You are doing so good! Take breaks when needed okay and I know that you are going to make it :)

Take care of yourself and stay strong!

[twxddle]

Hannah: I'm cold

Thomas: You can take my jacket.

Mc: I'm cold too

Jake: Here, a lighter

Mc: Why a lighter?

Jake: I need my jacket otherwise I'm cold

Mc: You still are an adorable baby aren't you?

Hannah: He totally is

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Phil: Hey baby

Mc: I'm sorry?

Phil: Wanna go have some quality time together at my place?

Mc: Are you seriously flirting with me?

Phil: For the past years yes thank you for noticing so early

Jake while laughing: I gave you many chances Phil. You just don't understand.

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*Mc getting stressed*

Jessy: Hey what's wrong?

Mc: Nothing

Jessy: Mc, don't lie.

Mc: There is nothing wrong

Jessy: You're shaking, seriously tell me.

Mc: Can you leave me alone for a little?

Jessy: Okay

*Jessy leaves and mc gets more stressed*

*Jake randomly appears out of nowhere and gives mc a back hug*

Jake: You are okay.

*Jake hugs mc making them warm to calm them down*

Jake: Take your time.

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*Jake and mc eating their meal in peace*

*Mc takes a bite of Jake's food*

Mc: This is amazing!!

Jake:

Mc: You have amazing taste!

*Mc gets another bite*

Jake: Mc..

*Mc eats more*

Jake awkwardly while looking around: Mc that's my-

*Jake sees a stranger looking at him and shaking "no"*

Jake:

Mc: Oh..I'm sorry Jake. I didn't mean to

Jake: No It's okay

Jake: I love you

Mc: I love you too

*Jake blushes and stranger laughs*

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Jessy: Once upon a time, there was a little girl who loved to dress up. But she had poor parents who couldn't afford to get her any clothes and they could barely put food on the table. She lived in a small house-

Dan: Okay first of all. Why does the girl love to dress up? Don't you think that's a bit weird to start the story with?

Jessy: What do you want me to change it to?

Dan: Don't include dressing up.

Dan: Say she liked to play with toys or something

Jessy: Once upon a time, there was a little girl who liked to play with toys. But she had poor parents who couldn't afford to get her any toys or clothes and they could barely put food on the table. She lived in a small house and-

Dan: Why do the parents need to be poor?

Dan: Can't they be "average" or something?

Jessy: Dan, this story is literally about her poor parents and her life.

Dan: Well make them rich.

Jessy while sighing: Once upon a time, there was a little girl who liked to play with toys. But she had rich parents who didn't want to get her any toys because they think she's too old. She lived in a small house-

Dan: Since they are rich, make that a mansion

Jessy: This story isn't special anymore

Jessy: Once upon a time, there was a little gi-

Dan: Why does it need to be a little girl?

Dan: Make her a teenage girl, isn't that hotter?

Jessy: Once upon a time-

Dan: Why does it need to start with "Once upon a time?

Dan: Can't it start like: "Living today, there was blah blah blah?"

Jessy: Living Tod-

Dan: Why are you saying living?

Dan: Can't this day be dead?

Jessy: Once on a de-

Dan: Why are you starting with once again?

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*Phil falling asleep*

Jessy: Haven't you slept well?

Phil: Eh.

Jessy: Staying up all night doesn't affect you?

Phil: No, look at me, fresh as a lemon.

*Phil stands up quickly and then falls to the side*

Jessy while laughing: Totally, you definitely can't tell with those dark circles around your eyes and your balance

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*Dan throws his phone to sleeping Phil*

Dan: Order pizza

Phil: Ouch, Dan-

Dan: I said order pizza

Phil: I just woke up

Dan: And?

Phil: Why can't you do it?

Dan: Can you do it?

Phil: Fine.

*Jessy and Lilly giggling*

*Phil calls them and they answer*

Phil: Hello?

Phil:

Phil: Yes, do you sell pizzas?

*Jessy and Lilly laugh hard*

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Lilly: Wake up early tomorrow Dan!

Dan while yawning: Sure

Lilly: Dan, I'm serious

Dan: I'm serious too.

Lilly: Should I wake you up?

Dan while laughing: Haha, girl doesn't trust me

Lilly: Dan!

Dan: Sure, do it.

Dan: What is an alarm for?

*Lilly leaves the room while being mad*

Dan while laughing: Wake me up at 04.00 or something hah

*In the morning, at 04.00*

Lilly: Dan, It's time to wake up

Dan: No it's not

Dan: My alarm hasn't went off yet.

Lilly: Dan, your alarm is set at 07.00, that's when we GOT our appointment

Dan: Okay, why are you waking me up so early?

Lilly: You told me.

Dan while raising his voice: I did NOT TELL YOU!

Lilly while laughing: You did

Dan: I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP AFTER *voice crack* THIS LILLY

*Lilly looks at Dan*

Lilly while laughing hard: WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!

Dan: I AM NOT!

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Dan: Yo I'm going to leave

Mc: And why?

Dan: Job interview!

Mc: Really?

Mc: Congrats, I hope you get it. I was wondering why you looked so formal

Dan: I hope I get it too.

*During the interview*

The boss: So, why did you choose to work at an office?

Dan: So I don't have to get up.

The boss: Okay..makes sense

The boss: And could you tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Dan: Look man, I'm just trying to make it till friday so don't make this harder than it already is.

The boss:

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Cleo: I made new years cake!

Dan: Wait I thought Mc and I were making one?

Jessy: No offense Dan, but baking with you is possibly the worst thing in the world.

Dan: Excuse me? What about mc?

Jessy: Mc is amazing.

Cleo: Anyway we are going to eat this cake AFTER 00.00!

Dan: Okay okay

*At 23.58, Dan gets the cake ready and puts a timer on his phone, when the timer is up, he begins to demolish the cake*

Cleo: DAN!

Dan: What? It's 00.00!

Cleo: NO IT'S NOT!

Dan: YES IT IS

Cleo: Dan it's 23.59 couldn't you wait for a minute?

Dan: But my tim-

Cleo: And you could have left us something to eat!

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*Mc putting on their jacket*

Jake: Where are you going?

Mc: To the hospital, why?

Mc: Need anything?

Jake: ARE YOU ALRIGHT MC?!

Mc: Yes.

Jake: Why are you going? Why are you lying to-

Mc: I assume you haven't heard the news yet.

Jake: News..?

Mc: Hannah gave birth!

Jake:

Mc: And now that you know, you are coming with me.

Jake: No absolutely not!

Mc: Don't be a baby!

Jake: No no no I ain't going mc!

*Mc walks up to him*

Jake: Mc..don't you-

*After a long hour they get to the hospital room.*

Mc: Hi Hannah!!

Hannah: Hi mc, hi Jake!

Jake:

*Mc walks up to Thomas holding the baby*

Mc: Hi Thomas.

Thomas with his head down while holding the baby: Hi

Mc: You alright?

Hannah: Oh you don't want to know what happened.

Hannah: He fainted for a few seconds and now he's crying his eyes out because he didn't treat me like he sees men online treat their wives

Hannah: And I keep telling him IT'S OKAY!

Thomas: IT'S NOT!

Mc: Poor Tommy.

Jake: Okay can I leave?

Hannah: No, hold the baby before you go!

Jake while mc walks up to him: ABSOLUTELY N-

Jake while holding the baby after 10 seconds: ...h- h- hi?

Mc while smiling: Your an uncle Jake, isn't that amazing!

*Jake gets tears*

Mc: Alright I'm taking the baby off of you

*Thomas gets the baby*

Mc: Why you crying Jake?

Hannah while laughing: You gotta get over the fear Jake

*Jake pretends to laugh but cries like the cutest toddler*

Mc while hugging him and laughing: It's okay, It's okay!

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Mc: Jake, wear something blue or pink please.

Mc: And hurry up.

Jake: Why?

Mc: We are going to the gender reveal party!

Jake: WHO IS HAVING A BABY?

Mc: Your sister?

Jake: Oh yeah totally..

Mc: Speaking of babies, come on get dressed and don't be a baby.

Jake: What do you wan-

Mc: Wear the gender you think the baby is. Blue or pink or both.

*Later, they arrive at the party*

Mc: Hi Hannah!!

Hannah: So glad you BOTH could make it!

Hannah: And you look fabulous in that pink hoodie Jake!

Mc: It looks like he wants a girl.

Jake: No I just found this randomly in mc's closet-

Mc: -So when will we find out?

Hannah: Later

*Later, they start to count down for the gender reveal and then Hannah and Thomas pop the balloon with a lot of smoke. Everyone celebrates but Jake on the other hand..*

Jake: Mc can we- *gets smoke in face*

Dan while popping random confetti in Jake's face, knowing Jake hates every moment: Woohoo Jake!! It's a *gender*

Mc while laughing: You can go if you can Jake

Jake: THANK-

*Dan pops more confetti on his face*