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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
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what really hurts the most
is caring for people
and giving up parts of you
for them
then when you need them
they rather see you fail than
give up parts of themselves
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congradulations
i knew from the moment you walked into my life
you would want me to change
mostly everyone does
so why would you be different
first you want
to start off small
maybe tell me to talk a little more
or you'll tell me to smile
no maybe just maybe
you'll tell me
to bite my tongue because i talk too much
maybe my smiles to wide
i had this gut feeling
the kind where it makes you
physically ill
when i shook hands with you
i still shake when people mention your name
i use to call many people my friends
only to find they hated me instead
they never liked me
they wanted to see if they could tear me down
just like you did
now you are stuck in my head
stuck in it like someone stapled you in
i cant let you go
i cant rip you out
i have a feeling of loss
of loosing a friend i held dear
once again
i tell myself
just let them in
whats one more person
to peel back my skin
and see my soul
to see how i really am
you think it's beautiful
how theres different colors
and how they swirl together
but you didn't like
the sea weed green
even though it was apart of me
you tried to wipe it off and some of my soul
fell to the ground shattering like glass at your feet
congratulations you would want me to yell
right?
out of all the people that walked in
you walked out changing the small parts of me
tweaking everything about me to your liking
so you thought
till you found out i still make people smile
and that you may have broke a little of my soul
but you fully couldnt change me
now i regret not letting anyone else in
who wouldve valued my friendship
more than you did
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Why is straight the default? #LOVESIMON is in theaters March 16th.
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You dont know
"I know you dont know this
because you dont know me
you dont see me when im up at night
thinking about the stars in the sky
wondering why and how theres so many
balls of light
you dont see me when im up in the morning
racing around
making sure i have my coffee
hoping my notebooks are in my bag
or me slipping on my shoes
rushing out the door
you didnt see me
when i was bullied for years
how they tore down my soul
how they made me feel un-whole
how they made me frightened
how they made me shake
how i called them my friends
and they called me "fake"
you didn't see me build myself up
when i would cower in the corner
feeling like i was about to cry
i know you dont know this
because you dont know me
i had to pick myself up from scratch
building my confidence
i had went looking for help
im proud of who i am now
that i have finally found myself
how i am going to grow
how i learned from my mistakes"
-thoughtfulmagicalwizard
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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
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Look
"i had a dream
it started off with me
floating on a cloud
looking down at a sea of people
running around
looking down at their phones
the cloud swirled in the wind
bathing in the rain of electronic whispers
the air singing in their ears
only to get ignored"
-thoughtfulmagicalwizard
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Racing Back
"it's raining outside
i love the sound it makes
hitting the windows and roof
how it wets the grass
making it shimmer in light
i crack the window
welcoming the smell of rain
inhaling it deeply
it relaxing me
singing its all going to be okay
i sit at my desk
continuing to write
trying to get the one person
i cant stop thinking about
out of my head
who i don't even talk to
its raining outside
no matter how loud it gets
no matter how much
i love the sound or smell
i get distracted from it all
my thoughts racing back to you"
-thoughtfulmagicalwizard
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Me: wow I’m way too attached to fictional characters
Me: *sees y’all send death threats to writers because you didn’t agree with their decisions*
Me: never mind I’m attached the healthy amount
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Love Poem
All people knew it once
They laughed and joked
welcoming eachother with open arms
Taking cat of people they cared for the most
Years past as hatred grew
Roses withered
Talking became whispers
Love hiding in the shadows
waiting to attach to the next persons bones
Hoping someday it could make people hopeful, again
Hoping it could go home
-thoughtfulmagicalwizzard
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Get to Know Me
I think this can be a ‘get to know me better’ than you just reading my bio. I’m shy and awkward! I know that part is in my bio. I have a huge passion in writing. I have been writing ever since I was able to scribble letters down. My friends are very supportive of my dreams of becoming a author. We are all writers, anybody can write but I want to publish a book. Which will hopefully be soon! My English teacher is even editing it. On the other hand, my names Diamond. I will be writing poetry, short stories, and part stories. I’m a huge fan of (note they’re in random order) :
Books:
1. Fangirl
2. Milk and Honey
3. Dorothy Must Die
4. First Life
5. The Dibolic
Shows:
1. Supernatural
2. Supergirl
3. Flash
4. Everything Sucks
5. One day at a Time
Youtubers:
1. Lizza Koshy
2. Salice Rose
3. Sailor J
4. Sarah Baska
5. Brittany Marcum
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Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
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