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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for
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It's international clown week again, so I might as well reblog the girls from last year.
What a strange, silly trip this has been.
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there isn't much to draw about fat fish tail
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so why seek solutions, when the pain looks good on you?
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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rewatching steven universe with my roommate who's never seen it before has been a bit of a trip because while they're trying to ask me who tf pink diamond is i'm just sitting and wondering how i never picked up on pearl's gradual butchification as the show goes on. girl put on a suit once and realized things about herself and you can literally see it happen in real time its actually awesome as hell
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*waiting on pins and needles for the Wizard School Mysteries tv tropes article to get a Wild Mass Guessing page*
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MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! SHE LIVES!
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They should invent a being a writer that doesn't come with being isolated and diminishing returns on what you are given back compared to how much you give
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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
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Ed Greenwood certainly doesn't need me to defend him, but I will point out that the Forgotten Realms is atypical for settings of its type in that it's not just the designated "evil" civilisations that are presented as magical matriarchies ruled by immortal-but-visibly-middle-aged sorcerer queens with interesting ideas about rehabilitative justice – a lot of the ostensibly utopian polities are also Like That. The Realms are a safe space for dommy mommies of all alignments.
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