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Dragon in the shape of an “S”
From “The Sherborne Missal” (Add MS 74236) c.1399-1407
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She should reject him again but with hammers

why
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"You are on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world."
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Ok I know yes this is crazy that's far too many mothmen but LISTEN, listen, listen! This week was rough, ok? It was the first week of summer break at the daycare, which means I've gotten one less hour of sleep per day in order to come in an hour early to work an hour more than normal. I am tired, I am stressed, and the only consolation I have is a somewhat beefier paycheck. So I think I DESERVE some frigging mothmen!
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They're moving in herds... They do move in herds.
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Catching up and relaxing By illustrator, Nobel
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What’s your favorite game in the Final Fantasy series?
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Nope, trust me, it's the hands. I've written far filthier jokes on this site than this and not once has the algorithm flagged it, but every time I included a photo where my hand or even my finger appeared, no matter how minutely, the algorithm flagged it as "potentially mature content." I had a photoset of a crocodile finger puppet, and a couple shots had my hand in it because, you know, finger puppet, and tumblr's algorithm jumped on it like a rabid dog. It is horny for hands in a frothing-at-the-mouth sort of way.
Also, obviously Shrek's asshole is full of slime. He's Shrek, c'mon now. He's got a slimy ass.

I hate being Shrek's proctologist.
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If I hadn't worn gloves that hand would be a lot greener.

I hate being Shrek's proctologist.
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fun behaviors to give dragons that aren't feline/canine based
cause as much as i love dragons purring and roaring i wish there was just more variety in how they would act
clacking their teeth together to show contentedness/happiness (budgies)
using tails as a defensive weapon in a whip like fashion (iguana)
twitching to express that they're not a threat to members of their species (hognose snake)
feeling calm when eyes are hooded/covered (birds of prey)
head bobbing as a threat display (anoles/bearded dragons)
flattening neck or sides to appear bigger (snakes/lizards)
mantling over food to protect it from hatchmates (birds of prey)
wiggling neck as a courting maneuver (budgies)
audibly grinding teeth as a warning (macaques)
maintained eye contact as a challenge (gorillas)
pounding wings against sides as a threat (gorillas)
slapping other dragons with their claws when their personal bubble is invaded (seals)
hoards used as a site to impress mates (birds of paradise)
snorting when undergoing heightened stress (horses)
making repeated loud noises with surroundings to establish territory (woodpeckers)
loud constant arguments with other dragons when roosting (bats)
building lairs that cause a domino effect of change in the land around them (beavers)
slapping their tails against the ground/water as a warning (beavers)
wiggling tail tip to attract prey (various animals)
wiggling tail tip as a warning (snakes)
plucking or scraping off scales as a sign of stress (parrots)
raising spines/frills as a response to danger and carrying on with their usual business as they believe they're protected (lionfish)
and im not saying canine and feline behaviors are wrong or bad to give a dragon (people wouldn't write dragons with those behaviors if they weren't fun in the first place!) but i feel for creatures that are mythological giant winged lizards that you can do more and get experimental with it. often the more unfamiliar behavior the more dragony the dragon feels
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