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there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

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this tweet better than marx

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help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that

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whats "lab safety"? if im going to be a scientist i'm gonna look CUTE. if i get radiation poisoning that's on ME.

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People who ship idols are like way too comfortable let's bring back cyberbullying

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Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must've been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn't you want that? What if we could make that happen.

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why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

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booty shorts that say You Are Always The Closest To Death That You Have Ever Been

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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