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Explain in the tags and reblog if you respond!

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scope me in a fist fight with parshat re'eh in the back of a United Dairy Farmer's

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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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Booty shorts that say "does not have split hooves or chew cud."

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@shalomyall and I added a new kitten to our family this week

Mademoiselle Pippin is slowly coming around to her new baby sister

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If you're in the process of converting to Judaism here is my advice:

Worry less about arguments online and worry more about (in no particular order):

Following a shabbat service and learning tunes your synagogue uses frequently

What kind of volunteering you want to do in your local Jewish community

Setting up time with your rabbi(s) to talk and ask questions

Writing for yourself in a journal about the process

Tefillah

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a tape is like a torah scroll

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For our first date and for our most important date 💜💛

Did I propose to @tzipporahssong in a synagogue? Why yes. Yes I did.

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Note to self: remember to take a picture of my favorite gay comic for the start of pride

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HaShem to the Pharaoh:

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If tumblr existed the night before the Torah was given at Mt. Sinai

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I really love it when people include their pets in religious activities. Of course your bird also gets a christmas present, of course you'll get your cat her own prayer mat so she can mirror you without interrupting, sure you can do a welcoming-a-new-family-member-home ritual for your new puppy. The animal has no idea what's going on in a spiritual level, just that this is a Human Activity and they're getting included because they are very loved.

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Hillel: put your right foot in Gentile: done Hillel: now take it out Gentile: ..Ok Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about Gentile: wait what? Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another Hillel: that's what it's all about

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@shalomyall getting ready to lead services: I have to look at the siddur

Me: you’re sidDURABLE

Them: ……..put that on tumblr

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ive hacked it

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it’s not against halacha, technically, but it is a dick move