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22. NSFW sometimes. this is where i... i-i.. uhmmm... y-yeah.........
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u1dh · 1 year ago
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soooo... it's been a few months since I posted my first try at writing in a while. I REALLY wanna write & publish fanfics again, not just blurbs or whatever, but here's the thing. The last time I actually published anything like that was when I was 11 and super ultra mega cringe, and I'm kinda afraid of being super ultra mega cringe again. But I know that the only way to really get better IS to put my work out there and be open to criticism, and also, CRINGE CULTURE IS CRINGE, so... anyway, just consider this my request to.. erm... you know, be gentle with me... p-please..... but other than that, you can probably expect some serious Bowser x reader stuff from me in the future. Hopefully soon, but I'm a lazy shit.
Anyway, when the time comes, don't be afraid to tell me what I'm doing wrong, or what I could be doing better!!! Feel free to give me some tips and tricks that have helped you out right now, even!
THAT'S ALL !
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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Imagine the fanfic happening in the movie universe.
Honey is the maid (Human, maybe?) that takes care of Bowser, feeding him and listening to his new Peach songs. Until, one day, the songs aren't about Peach anymore.
Gently hold small husband with salad tongs-
CAN YOU IMAGINE also um I couldn't help myself. Did i get carried away? Yes! (Although I didn't include the last bit, sorry!) Hopefully I kept him in character from the movie lmao
You were used to hearing Bowser talk and sing about Peach as you made his food, did his laundry, cleaned his room like the giant manchild he was. The only time he acknowledged that you existed was when he needed to bend someone's ear about his plans (marrying Peach) and Kamek wasn't around... but you weren't complaining. It was steady work and steady pay, and you were taken care of well enough that for now, you could handle it. In fact the only regular direct interaction you had with him was bringing his food, and he usually just snatched it from you without a word.
You'd also been privy to some of his more tender moments, a mere anonymous shoulder to lament to. Over the years, you'd learned to see past the anger, past the obsession, to know he's got a heart buried deep inside that chest - if only someone could reach it. But you kept it all to yourself - he probably still didn't know your name.
And why should he? He was a king, and you were paid to be a maid, silent and invisible. And that was fine. Things didn't need to be complicated. It was a simple business transaction.
You slipped into his music room as you'd done so many times before, listening to him play as you quietly got to work tidying up around him.
Sometimes it felt like he didn't even know you were there - but that allowed you to sort of see under that spiked shell of his, so you really didn't mind. Although, he never stopped playing either way, so who knew?
"Tell me, sweetheart," you heard him rumble over the music, "what is it that keeps you here?"
You hadn't heard those lyrics before, but the spoken word style suited them.
He chuckled - well, cackled more like - as he continued playing. "So diligently taking care of my castle, and me, and never once caring to speak up. So content to stay hidden in the background. You've never recoiled from my touch or looked at me like the villain I am, nor have you let leak any of my.... hmm, less than proud moments. So tell me, my sweet little handmaiden, do you think you're invisible to me?"
You dropped your broom in shock and spun around to see him, but he wasn't anywhere in sight. The only sound that echoed through the chamber now was the clatter of the broom handle hitting the floor.
What the fuck just happened? Did you hallucinate all of that just now? Your wide eyes swept the room in front of you, your mouth hanging open; it's been a while since you'd been on a proper vacation, so maybe you had imagined it...
With a quiet sigh, you turned around to pick up your broom - only to be met with a massive, scaly paw wrapping gently around your throat, clawed thumb forcing your head back by your chin. Your face flushed brightly as you stared doe-eyed right into King Bowser's grinning face.
"L-Lord Bowser," you stammered, absolutely ashamed of how you felt about his warm hand encompassing your neck so easily. Through all your interactions, this was the first time you'd ever touched him, and you had to admit his scales were smoother than you'd expected.
His eyes narrowed as he watched you, his nostrils fluttering as he dragged you a little closer to him. That terrible, beautiful grin didn't leave him.
"My silent little human minion," he purred; his breath wafted over your face, the smell of woodsmoke heavy in your nose. "I've been thinking a lot lately, you know.... about you. About us. About what could be..."
"Wh-what can I do for you, sir?" Your voice quivered and you could feel your throat bob against his hand when you swallowed; his not so subtle implications were making you dizzy.
He hummed, bringing his free hand up to drag his claws through your locks. "I want you to tell me about me. I want to know what a mere human like you thinks of the great Lord Bowser - and I want your true feelings, got it?" he growled quietly. "You've seen more of me than even Kamek is privy to, and I demand to know why you stick around."
You resisted the urge to let out a sigh; he was just fishing for compliments, thank God, despite his thinly veiled threat. If you actually told him the truth, you feared you'd end up dead. Not that you really had bad things to say! Bowser was just a little unpredictable sometimes.
You brought your hands up to lightly rest them over the one that held your throat, but you didn't try pulling away one way or another. That seemed to confuse Bowser, his head tilting to the side as his grin slowly faded.
"Well, sir," you murmured, slowly relaxing, "even though you desire to dominate other kingdoms and crush your enemies... you still seem like you would treat your allies well. I mean, look at me: I'm a lowly maid, but I get paid well and I feel relatively protected on the occasion things get a little... ah, rough. As fierce as you are... I don't feel like I need to fear you, exactly. Which is a good thing as your employee."
Bowser's pupils dilated slightly as he seemed to consider your words. You just hoped they were honeyed enough to appease him instead of set him off, but either way you'd find out in a few seconds.
"...That ain't all, is it?" he finally huffed. "I know you got more opinions on me than that political shit you just spouted, so tell me. Promise I won't get mad." And then he gave you the best puppy dog eyes you'd ever seen.
Oh, heavens help you. There was zero reason for this koopa to be so.... cute.
You took a deep breath, gathering your courage, and then practically blurted out one of your deepest feelings about him: "Sometimes you seem like you could use a real hug and a caring friend."
His jaw dropped as he stared at you in surprise. You stared right back at him, just as surprised that that's what came out.
The silence between the two of you stretched on until you couldn't bear it anymore and you finally turned around, chiming, "M-maybe I should get back to work-"
"Wait!" Before you could even blink, Bowser snatched you off your feet, holding you up in the air like he was afraid you'd try to run.
You blinked at him, a little surprised. "...Yessir?" you asked calmly despite the blush threatening to return. Momentarily, all he did was stare at you a little dumbly before recollecting himself a little.
"I-I, uh, just thought - I mean, if you wanted to give me a real hug, I'd - I'd allow that. And the... friend thing..."
Ah, you knew that code. He wanted a hug, but he didn't want to seem like he wanted it. Poor guy.
"...You know what, now that I think about it, I think a hug would be real nice. How about you let me know every time you're in the mood to allow me to hug you, huh?" you murmured. "And if you'd like me to-"
Bowser nodded, and without hesitation (or letting you finish) he held you to his wide chest, pressing your face right against it. Unfortunately your arms were pinned to your sides so you couldn't really hug back, but you could still feel some of the tension leak out of his body when he realized you weren't squirming or trying to get away.
"You know..." The vibration of his deep voice made your head buzz pleasantly, pressed against his chest as it was. "Between you and me, maybe Peach is just a siren trying to lure me into a false love, using her pretty face to keep me from seeing someone who'd really care about me..."
Since he couldn't see your face, you rolled your eyes. "Then does this mean you have your eyes suddenly set on someone else, sir?" you asked politely.
He set you back on your feet and crouched so that his face was level with yours, his large hands keeping a gentle hold of yours. "I don't know if "suddenly" is the right word... there's been a slow realization over a few years, but I suppose I'm finally ready to give up on Peach in favor of a more promising potential."
You smiled a little, daring to reach out; Bowser's eyes watched your hand as it fell gently on his nose. His pupils blew wide. Although you opened your mouth to say something, it was then that it dawned on you that Bowser wasn't actually crouching - he was kneeling.
"B-Bowser?" you breathed as, once again, your face grew hot with the intensity of your blush. But even as you stared at that adorably sweet face he was making, the sincerity and silent plea for some sort of consensual companionship was almost overwhelming.
"I'm gonna make you my bride one way or another... sweetheart."
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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Memorable: Bowser x reader
Yeah yeah, im a monster fucker, sue me
He's big, frightening at times - the Koopa were intimidating creatures on their own for those unfamiliar with them, but he in particular was massive even by their standards. And yet, here you were, your entire torso being cradled by impossibly large hands, with impossibly sharp claws grazing your clothes and yet never once cutting into your oh so fragile skin - all the while covering your ears, as he let out a massive, earth-shaking roar.
Eventually, the sound slows to a cease and his fiery eyes finally blink away the rage and turn your way; you'd never cease to be surprised by the softness that such sharp eyes could display - a softness, you came to find, that was reserved for only you and his children. You feel a faint churring radiate through him, his body making physical his concern. You finally exhale, and offer him a tired, but genuine, half smile. Reaching out to gently touch his large snout, you speak softly, "It's okay, B. I'm okay."
He huffs through his nose, eyes closing in his relief, as though the weight of the world had been on his shoulders, which also sag before he carefully lowers you to the floor. After ensuring you're able to stand alone, he lowers himself to one knee and takes one of your hands in both of his; he leans forward just enough that you can meet his forehead with your own before speaking quietly, "If you're safe and in my arms, then all will be right in the world."
You hum and don't bother to fight the warm smile on your face. The big softie, he always did have a silver tongue. "But if you wish it, I'll reduce them all to nothing but ash," he states, jewel-like eyes opening and looking at you with no hint of jest. "Any who dare so much as think of touching you without your consent, let alone taking you away... they don't deserve your mercy."
You sigh lightly, raising both hands to rest on his cheeks before pulling your head back just enough to give him a stern look. "Bowser, they just didn't know. Its not fair of them to assume, but given the past, I think they genuinely thought they were helping," you say firmly, rubbing your thumbs soothingly on his cheeks.
Reflecting on your encounter with the short Italians, you couldn't help being somewhat annoyed - after all, they'd taken one look at Bowser walking towards you and then decided to "rescue" you and fight him. It was only when you had evaded the two of them yourself that you had managed to return to your partner and try to soothe his rage.
Bowser's emotions were big, just as the rest of him was. However, those big emotions came from a big heart, and you knew that he only made such a fuss and such offers of violence because he loved you just that much- that, if you asked, he'd end nations; that, were you hurt, he'd destroy any and all involved; that if you were sad, he'd do all in his power to bring you some form of joy.
Allowing your expression to soften, you step in closer. "Besides, with you by my side, I know I never have to be afraid. So, there's no need to display that power and strength - I already know that it's there," you say softly, leaning in and gently kissing him. He churs in his chest, pressing into your kiss and easing his hands behind you, standing up and lifting you with him, never breaking your kiss.
You pull away and smile at him, and he pulls his arm across his chest, allowing you to slide into a more comfortable sitting position in the crook of his elbow, leaning your head against his much larger one. The two of you look out at the mushroom kingdom, framed by the burning hole that your lover had created moments ago in the palace wall, and the two very confused plumbers laid up in a heap across the room.
Finally, Peach and her toad guards burst into the room, weapons ready - only to stop when they see you. "Oh, you two are early!" She says, cheerfully smiling before her gaze slips over to her partner and his brother. With a surprised gasp, regret washes her features. "Mario, Luigi! I'm so sorry- I was going to surprise you; this is Bowser's new fiance, Y/N!" She explains, hurrying over to try and help them up.
"Maybe no more surprises, then," Bowser grumbles exhaustedly, exhaling hot air through his snout. You giggle and pat his chest, "Well, I think first impressions are important; at least it was memorable."
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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i feel like bowser would be really fascinated by humans. i mean mario, luigi, and peach are all human he knows what they look like and everything of course but theyre enemies and i highly doubt peach was letting him get as close as he wanted with her. he knows basic stuff but hes still curious about humans
so when it comes to you, he loves to sit and watch you go about your routine. if you have a skin, hair, or makeup routine, he will be in your space watching intently. he loves it when he catches glimpses of your freckles, moles, scars, or any other marks you may have. its funny because you will be at your mirror or vanity or whatever, and beside you will be bowser, swaying his tail side to side as he watches you groom yourself. he takes pride in being hygienic. he keeps his shell clean and polished, brushes his fangs and sharpens his claws. its a process he does, and so watching yours feels so personal. he feels like hes learning so much from you and whenever the opportunity arises, yeah, he will sit and watch with hearts in his eyes <3
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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So, I've gone from a mac to a windows laptop and I am Struggling to get used to the difference when creating with my intuous tablet and pen.
Anyway, for practice, here's Junior trying to bond with a freshly-kidnapped, reluctant Y/n.
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I want to hold tiny Bowser in my cupped hands. I want to boop his little snout. I want to give his face a big smooch. I was to scratch his head. I want to tickle him. I want to pet his tail. I want to call him adorable. I want him to learn to be content with someone doting on him.
At least until he finds a way to get the effects of the power up off.
The best thing about this is that Bowser is always the bigger one. Even in his normal form he's huge. He's used to picking people up whenever be pleases, he's used to looking down at everyone talking to him, he's used to being intimidating, he's used to being stronger.
But he can't do those things when he's small. Nope.
Is he scowling? Well that just looks adorable. You thought he's cute when he pouts normally but tiny Bowser with furrowed brows and crossed arms? That's an invitation to squish his cheeks if I've ever seen one.
Is he trying to breathe fire? It's smoke. Just smoke. A little cough of smoke, I refuse to headcanon it any other way. Or no fire at all, because where would be generate it from? He's too small to successfully grow it.
Is is trying to talk in a grumpy tone? Ha, that isn't gonna work. He's squeaking. High pitched Bowser. Better yet, High pitched, trying to be intimidating, tiny Bowser. He'd demand respect, but how can one keep a straight face when he sounds like he inhaled helium.
And just picture trying to take care of him, but less like trying to take care and more like going about your day and just tending to him whenever you get the chance. Imagine setting up a little desk and chair for him. Unless you make a custom one to fit his tiny size, he'd have to sit in those doll furniture toys. I'm pretty sure there's a barbie chair that exists somewhere.
Just - just imagine Bowser having to sit in a pink chair with a pink barbie table on a doll-sized pillow. Imagine if it's his kid's toys. Imagine his kids 'playing' with him. Tiny Bowser dress up? Does he even have the patience? I have no idea but it's the thought that counts.
And an additional though, I do imagine tiny Bowser would be a lot more squishy than his main form, and I can explain this -
Obviously when he's normal sized all his scales are normal sized too. His muscles have a defined mass to them. They're tough. Right. That mass shrinks when he's tiny. Whatever strength those muscles had, whatever resistance to pressure was present, throw that out the window because suddenly everyone else is stronger. So, no matter if he tenses his muscles, it'd be easy to just squish him. So yeah, squishy Bowser.
Oh and yeah, the second he gets back to his normal size he'd do the same thing to you because lets be honest, "two can play this game".
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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thinking about size difference with bowser when it comes to kissing... i mean, when you give him kisses, he absolutely adores it ofc. he melts at the feeling of small gentle pecks along his scales, his jaw, his claws, wherever you are able to. when he gives you kisses he is always sure to be gentle because of his size. kissing the top of your head, holding your arm and planting a soft kiss on your hand, a careful claw under your chin to kiss your lips. he will let you sit in his palm so he can lift you up to his eye level for kisses, or he will lean down for them as well. some times he can get too excited when giving you kisses, and you can always tell since theyre a little bit more forceful, but only a little bit though! not like he hurts you or anything, not at all! with how big and powerful he is he always has to be aware of his strength, but when he is overwhelmed by his love for you, he cant always contain himself and will give you so many big happy kisses while deep purrs rumble from his chest <3
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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bowser is definitely the type to love being called pet names by his partner. in any other setting, he demands to be called king koopa, master, lord, etc. its his title, its who he is. but with you... he is your honey, your sweetheart, your love. any affectionate name you give him, he will adore. 'generic' ones or maybe more personal and unique ones. he loves hearing your voice call his name. he will immediately be at your beck and call when you do call for him. but... he cant help but feel a little dejected when you dont call him a cutesy cheesy pet name... he just seems like such a sucker for things like that lol
the first time you ever do call him by an affectionate pet name his pupils will dilate and an eager grin will appear on his face while he asks you to call him that again. it makes him feel special and loved in a way he has never felt before. omg use the whole cute name and hair playing combo and he will be putty in your hands hehe
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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We talked about Bowser being self conscious about his size so just imagine how happy he'd be if you compliment him on it all. Mentioning how strong he is and maybe getting him to open things for you, or just patting his bicep with a soft and proud smile on your face. Maybe getting him to reach things for you if they're too high. Just in general giving him a purpose outside of fighting and using those attributes for the most domestic of things.
Oh yes.
Compliment his strength outside of fighting, his appearance outside of being scary, just anything that shows him you trust and adore him just as he is.
In those moments where he's all too aware of the size and power difference try your best to cut the air with some form of praise. He seems to be leaning away when he notices how he towers over you? Give him a big side hug and smile to steady that discomfort. He's hesitant to touch you because his claws could tear you apart easily? Take his paws in your hands and kiss them.
Especially be sure to do this when he's decided to scoop you up in his paw out of excitement and then realizes how tiny you are. Comment on how strong he is in a doting tone that makes his tail wag.
And the idea of having him do things for you to make it domestic is so soft. Just, asking him to get a book off the high shelf or even to lift you up to get something so he can see that his size isn't just menacing. Watch him play sports in the inter kingdom tournaments and cheer him on with pretty words about how strong and powerful he is.
This is all over the place cause I just rolled out of bed.
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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BOWSER X METALHEAD S/O
Contains: Fluff, gn reader, Bowser having a fat crush on the reader (ofc), Junior being a cutie patootie, Kamek not giving af, mention of potential imprisonment/death/kidnapping, bad words 🙀☠️
Sorry it took me so long to make another part but this pretty much goes with my last post (Although you don't have to read it to understand)
Bowser's a lonely guy, all he has is his makeshift family
Kamek, the Koopalings, and of course his son Junior
Which you'd think is a big family, but he still feels lonely
He longs for companionship
He craves the thought of marriage
Which is why Peach finds herself in his grasp so often
Junior obviously deserves a mother figure, and who better than the sweetest most beautiful Princess in all the land?
And although Bowser can't deny that Peach is something special, he finds himself thinking about how Peach sort of isn't his type
She's too uptight and prissy for him
He wants someone who he can be himself around, and they won't see him as a total monster
But he's convinced himself that no one like that exists, and that Peach would be the best option for a mother
Well he was convinced, until he met you
You had both been at a concert
Bowser's favorite heavy metal band at that
A band that happened to originate from the darklands
The band was entirely made out of Koopas, so the only fans were darkland creatures
Who would be dumb enough to travel to this deadly lava land and possibly be imprisoned forever just to see a rock band?
And it made sense, heavy metal was usually only enjoyed by the people of Bowser's kingdom
But there you were in the crowd, sticking out like a sore thumb
Easily noticeable
Though most of the Goombas, Koopas, Shy guys, and other creatures didn't seem to take notice or care
If you were any real threat King Bowser would easy spot you out and dispose of you
And oh, he spot you out alright
As soon as he sits in his big throne (which he has for all his concerts because he's 'The King of Awesomeness') he spots you immediately
'Kamek... who the hell is that?'
Kamek nudges him for swearing because Junior's standing by
The small Prince looks at his father with wide eyes
'Oops.. uh.. sorry Junior. But who is that?'
Kamek just shrugs
'I'm not sure sire, why don't you ask?'
'Wha- I can't just go up and ask!'
Bowser wonders why he's so nervous about asking
You're technically an intruder, and he could throw you in a pit of lava if he so wished
But that feeling in his stomach reminds him that he wouldn't
That jittery feeling of nervousness and excitement
He begrudgingly does what his advisor suggests, tapping you on the shoulder
You turn around to a tall King looming over you
His shadow engulfs you, but you aren't afraid
He seems puzzled at this
'Oh! You must be King Bowser. It's a pleasure to meet you, really.'
Now he's even more confused
A pleasure? To meet him? Surely you're joking
But that sweet innocent smile says otherwise
'I.. uh.. yeah. You too...'
He's at a bit of a loss for words, which never happens to him
Ever
He's trying to find something to say, to not just stand there staring awkwardly
'So uh.. you... like this band?'
You smile at him once again with genuine interest in the conversation
'Yup! This is my favorite band actually.'
Bowser can't help but smile too
'Huh... really? Wow, not a lot of uh... outsiders like this music..'
He quickly speaks again to make sure you're comfortable
'Not that you're not welcome of course! I won't uhh, throw you in lava or anything..'
He chuckles awkwardly, hoping that he won't scare this mysterious human away
You laugh too
'Oh that's alright, I'm not scared'
He stops, blankly staring
You're not scared
You're not scared of him
You're not frightened, visibly repulsed, you actually like the music here
Bowser just stares for a long while, absolutely dumbstruck
Then the buzz of speakers connecting is heard and he knows the concert will start soon
'Uh.. why don't you.. join me?'
He points to his elevated seats
'Best seats in the house'
He smiles awkwardly and is overjoyed once you accept
It's then you meet Junior and Kamek
Kamek isn't necessarily interested in you, you aren't a threat and Bowser seemingly enjoys your company
Junior however, could not be more interested
Some random human that his father brought back to sit in the royal spots with him
Some human who seems genuinely friendly
It's not something Junior is used to either
He doesn't get along with Mario at all, doesn't see Luigi much and well
Princess Peach doesn't necessarily like Junior
As much as she's sugary sweet on the outside, the idea of mothering a small version of her enemy doesn't quite appeal to her
And she's not exactly the best actress
But this random human seemed to have no problems with Junior
In fact they seemed as interested in Junior as he was in them
Bowser notices
'Oh, that's my son, Junior'
Junior just gives a small wave
Your eyes go wide and you smile at him
'Hello Junior'
You can't help but squeak with excitement looking at the shy koopa
'Oh, you look just like your father! I bet you're going to grow up and be big and strong just like him, huh?'
Junior's tail wags slightly
'Yeah! I'll be just like papa!!'
Bowser watches this scene with the most joy he's felt in years
Maybe... maybe he could stop pursuing Peach and kidnap someone else
No, he had a chance
It was slim, but much larger than the chance Peach was giving him
Which is none
He didn't have to force you, not yet
You weren't scared
You seemingly liked him and his son
Maybe he could actually get someone to love him
The real him
After the concert ends Bowser doesn't want you to leave
In fact he's a bit beside himself at the thought
Maybe he will have to kidnap you, make you stay
But you assure him that you'll be back
He doesn't believe it, not one bit
But then you take out a sharpie you had brought to get the bands autograph and write your number on his palm
Once again he's speechless
Maybe he has a chance at real love after all
We can fix him. Or make him worse 😈
I'll probably make a part two to this because I was going to do something entirely different but then accidentally made a whole story lol
Also how do you guys feel about Bowser x reader smut?? 🤔🥴 (Monster fuckers unite)
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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I've been drawing a new comfort character I didn't know I had. Is the movie out? No. Did I catch the gay feels for Jack black as bowser? Yes.
I'm frantically throwing my Bowser x y/n oc? Reader? Into the Tumblr void
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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AIR MATTRESS
Bower x Gn! Reader
Includes: Fluff, pet names, cuddling, Bowser is reader's fiancee
Word count: 931
A loud rumbling can be heard through the palace walls as the sirens go off and the guards are alerted. You roll over tiredly looking at the alarm clock on the dresser nearby and let out a deep sigh.
♡ Earlier that Afternoon ♡
"I'm so grateful that you were able to come over and discuss our kingdom's alliance!"
Peach looks over at you with a huge smile gracing her practically perfect face. Her hands gently pick up the teapot as she goes to pour your tea, as is the etiquette for a Princess with a highly esteemed guest. This, you realized, was your first time properly meeting her. You had heard a lot from Bowser, he used to always talk about how sweet and kind she was. Well, that was until he fell in love with you.
"So, I hear you're engaged to Bowser! How... wonderful!"
She smiles at you but it's not exactly genuine. You can tell she's happy for you, but the thought of having to marry Bowser seems to make her uncomfortable. Then she clears her throat and continues.
"I'm sure he'll make a great husband. Maybe we could finally have peace between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Dark Lands! Although for now, let us let our advisors talk this over. I'll show you where you'll stay for the night."
She leads you through the beautiful hallways of her castle until you reach a smaller room full of mushroom decor. In the center of the room, several toad butlers take turns pumping air into a large mattress. You look over at Peach just in time to see her giving them a frustrated look. Her cheeks turn red momentarily before she takes a deep breath.
"Why is there an air mattress in the middle of the room?"
One of the toads rush to her side quickly with an apologetic face
"I apologize, my Princess, it's all we could find in the castle on such short notice!"
She lets out another sigh and then turns to you.
"I'm so sorry about this! Your visit was a bit last minute but, that is no excuse. I'll have you a better bed by the morning and hopefully, by then our advisors will have everything sorted out."
She turns with a smile and leaves the room quickly, her toads following once the mattress is finished. Now you were alone in the big room to rest until the morning. The bed is surprisingly comfy and you being tired from the trip, fall asleep easily.
♡ Back to the Present ♡
Suddenly, a loud noise was heard as a certain large Koopa punched a fist through the wall multiple times until he had a hole big enough to step into. It was easy to see his large shadow on the linoleum floor even at night. He seemed very worried as he peered into the room.
"Bowser...?"
He looked over at this sound letting his eyes adjust gradually before trotting over to you
"There y'er baby... scared me half to death."
"Bowser! I told you that I was staying at the Mushroom Kingdom for a while, you didn't have to go breaking the walls!"
"Awhh I know, but I missed ya"
He quietly got to your level by laying on the cold floor, he sorta looked like one of those bear skin rugs
"Come home with me? I can kidnap you, just like in old times. Remember?"
You can see his tail wag softly in the darkness as he reminisces about how you two were when you first met.
"Bowser I can't leave... I'm Peach's guest it would be very rude. Besides, it's late. Mm so tired..."
He looks at you with pleading eyes and well, how could you say no to your favorite evil King?
"Although, I don't think she would mind that much if you stayed... Just-"
Before you could finish the excited Bowser goes to hold you and a loud "pop" echoes through the room as one of the silver spikes on his bracelet makes contact with the mattress. It deflates and you quickly feel the hardness of the floor and shoot him a disapproving face.
"Oh, baby I'm sorry..."
He looks at you like a puppy who was just smacked on the snout for trying to steal food. Then he thinks for a second and gives you one of his signature smirks, taking your place on the now-deflated air mattress. He takes some of the pillows and places them underneath his shell for comfort and before you can say anything scoops you up onto his stomach.
"How's this sweetheart?"
He drapes a blanket over both of you and rests his big hand on your back. You both fall asleep listening to the quiet sound of the wind outside.
EXTRA:
You wake by a loud knock on the door as Princess Peach lets herself in. Needless to say, she stops dead in her tracks.
"Oh... it was you that set the alarm off last night."
She looks at Bowser and then at the big hole in the wall, her toads would have to repair it later. You get up and Bowser follows.
"Oh Princess I'm so sorry! We'll pay for any of the damage caused won't we Bowser?"
You elbow him in his side and he snaps to attention from his groggy state
"Huh? Oh yeah... Sure... Ok"
He looks at you lovingly as if he wasn't in trouble for breaking a large hole in the wall. Peach stares at him, then gently removes a punctured pillow from one of his spikes.
"Yes... sounds... nice"
Hey guys, I finally finished my first fic on this account! Let me know what you think, also feel free to send asks :D
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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This Was Your Idea
You offer to babysit Bowser Junior so that Peach can gain Bowser’s aid in search of something important. He’s a menace. You’re exhausted. Good luck. 
This was hastily thrown together but I hope it’s enjoyed nonetheless. I wanted to do something small to take a break from A Missing Gem. Gn!Reader as per usual. 
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You would think after years of being a friend of a princess you’d get used to sitting in a room with diplomats for meetings. But no matter how many times you did it your heart still raced as you took a seat in the chair to Peach’s left, Mario and Luigi on her right, with yet another member of royalty and his advisor across from you. Meetings with that particular royal were few and far in between but there was an emergency at hand that required you to work together. 
King Bowser of the Koopa Kingdom, along with his magkoopa Kamek, owed a favor to the Mushroom Kingdom. One that Peach decided to use to help with the approaching issue. A curse had been laid upon the toads and the only solution was a magical herb deep in the forests far away from home and she was seeking his help in her search. 
Bowser seemed mostly on board with the plan, though he outwardly despised the idea of working with the two brothers and not getting to go with Peach alone. There was something on his mind. Something that made him keep circling back to ask why she needed his help. 
There was a yelp from the hallway outside coupled with the patter of three sets of feet. Two toads and Bowser Junior burst through the door. His little legs carrying him quickly. 
“Apologies princess, he’s too fast for us to keep up,” one toad said while the other continued to chase the boy around the table. Junior leapt up into his father’s paws which caused the toad to stop dead in his tracks and back away with his hands up. 
“It’s alright,” Peach stated, raising a hand to the panicked toads, “He can remain with us, thank you.” 
Oringinally, the two had been put in charge of watching Junior during the meeting. Bowser had brought him along and expressed that it was necessary at the moment. According to Kamek, the Koopalings were all off on seperate magical retreats and Kammy had to accompany Wendy for hers and Bowser wouldn’t leave Junior home alone. 
Seeing Junior in Bowser’s arms helped you connect why he seemed to hesitant to make the trip. It was merely bad timing. The kid wiggled in his dad’s grasp and complained loudly about how bored he was. You noticed the way Peach bit her lip as she tried to think of how to get Bowser to agree. She genuinely needed his help. 
“If you need someone to watch Junior while we’re gone I assure you my toads can do that,” she suggested. 
Junior stuck his tongue out and at first you thought it was at Peach but the angle showed it was at Mario who you heard scoff. 
“They can’t even watch him for a few minutes for our meeting I doubt they can do that for a day or two,” Bowser responded. 
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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bowser in one of the games once called himself a "swoon master" if i remember correctly lol. clearly he goes all out when it comes to being romantic and courting for peach only for his actions to be ignored by her ofc.
though when you come around, and become shy and flustered when he shows his affection for you, it throws him for a loop for a moment. not for too long though because you definitely feed into his ego and he will continue doing all he can to get those reactions from you. he especially loves to do so in front of others, showing off that not only is he in a relationship with you, but he truly is a "swoon master" hehe
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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Bowser, rescues Y/n: So, do I get a kiss?
Y/n: Absolutely not.
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Big jumbo himbo energy on Bowser.
Koopa King x fed-up Reader, my beloveds.
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u1dh · 2 years ago
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Did a little sketch last night. I don’t know if I’ll finish it or not but I just really wanted to draw a cuddly bowser
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