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UGH! // the 1975

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shinji is jacking off as we speak

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i am evil and not straight

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don’t threaten me with a good time // panic! at the disco

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Tyler as an actual pilot

Tyler: *screams*

passengers: *prayin bc they think they gonna die*

Tyler: lol srry I just like screaming anyway I can play ukulele wanna hear

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i will always come to you when i’m weak and empty with my wedding night blues when i need you to fill me

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you’re so cool you’re so cool walking down the hall wild eyes they are black like the magic 8 ball you got guns for trophies mounted up like animal heads with the skulls of all the high school champs you keep in rows above the bed, you told me “when i’m good, i’m very good but when i’m bad, i’m better” i’m yours forever, i’m yours forever you’re so cool you’re so cool i’ll bet when you were born all the orange crush & ne-hi soda bottles in the world fizzed over they wanna break yr heart but it’s made of blood & tar you carry all that suffering like a gun between your arms you told me: “when i’m good, i’m very good but when i’m bad, i’m better” i’m yours forever, i’m yours forever & i see the future and there’s no death cuz you and i we’re angels

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Me: *Fist fights Haruki Murakami*

Haruki Murakami: I'm wearing my favorite pair of shoes while this man punches me in my face with closed fists. I should feel pain, but all I can keep thinking about is the time my mother showed me a picture of the clouds during the Japanese war with China. A brown cat with burned whiskers walks by us. Chopin is playing softly in the cafe across the street.

Me: SHUT UP PLEASE!!! OMG!!!

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d gray man in textposts