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This is my bible. Bye.
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thought of my friend’s FB post the other day while making cookies
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Advanced Math Pickuplines
I’m proving the existence of love at nth sight by induction, and you’re my base case.
Are you a ring theorist? Cause dat ass is a maximal ideal.
I could extend integrally and show you my going-down-property
“I believe you’ll find my Hardy-Littlewood quite maximal.”
Are you a compact set? Cause I’d love to get you under my finite covers
Is your contravariant hom-functor left exact? Cause I’d like to inject into you.
I wish I were the first N terms of your convergent Taylor polynomial expansion so I could get close to you.
Our love is like the topology on A and B {{},{A,B},{A}}: it’s not discrete, and everything else is trivial (down to homeomorphism).
I wanna simplify the square root of -u squared so u and i can be together.
I feel that you and I can’t be described as the union of two disjoint open sets whose complement is empty.
“My Cox-Zucker algorithm implementation is quite optimal.”
I’ve got an orthogonal non-linear operator that’d I’d love to integrate over your entire surface.
I think our Collatz Conjecture holds: wherever we start, we should end up being one.
You make me NP-hard, but I have an algorithm for you to approach me.
My legs are separable if you’re doing the splitting.
Hey babe, are you an inverse function? Because you make my natural log rise exponentially.
I’d do you like the squeeze theorem - that way I could take you to the limit and hit it from both ends.
Are you an equivalence relation on Cauchy sequences? Because you complete me!
Let’s make a bijective function and get one-to-one and onto.
You and I must be inverse logical functions. Because I could compliment you all day!
Now i only need to find a cute math nerd to use them on. Any volunteers?
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Pepe Fade
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glamourqueenn ♚
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Sonic Goes To Vaporwave Hell (Spring Yard Zone Edit)
original song by Masato Nakamura
the product of tooling around in audacity practicing making simple loops and using some effect functions i’ve already played with in newer ways
considering making more like this, goofing off and making bad things like this seems to be the best way to teach myself
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I genuinely enjoyed every minute of this makeup tutorial
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Alpha Centauri - C:/This Feelin’
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I just heard a girl talking on the phone and she said “so you will tag me in memes but you won’t text me back”
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MEME!MEME!MEME!
(submitted by datgmodder)
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Made this wallpaper after I had the worst recitation of my life. After, rather than succumbing to the thought, I told myself that I need to work my hardest.
“No more excuses. Just do it.” 💙
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