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“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

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lily, darling, my beloved, dearest girlfriend who is without flaw, who shines in my life like the stars in the sky i'm going to achill you for this

i was using tongs to help cover my potatoes with oil midway through baking

and it felt distinctly like dipping the newborn Achilles into the River Styx

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but, soft! what ass through yonder window shakes? tis the east and Juliet has those buns

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i was using tongs to help cover my potatoes with oil midway through baking

and it felt distinctly like dipping the newborn Achilles into the River Styx

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*digs through your fur, grabs a leaf. flees.*

*digs through your fur, grabs a flea. leaves.*

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digital footprint fetishists

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digital footprint fetishists

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Best thing to do in a dragon VC is make autistic dragon noises and hearing folks respond in their own way :3

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hey did you know that for the low low cost of 6000 channel points you can turn me into a shrimp for six (6) minutes

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zero escape games are good because they answer the question of what if schröedinger's cat was a woman with something deeply deeply wrong with her

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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING SBOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zora the Spotted bat, via

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ugly ugly

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wait, VLR is the more popular game of the first two? i thought it was fine, Zero Time Dilemma is the only one in the trilogy i'd go so far as to call "bad", i'm just surprised that bundling them was to bolster 999's sales and not the other way around. i mean, i didn't even know zero escape was a trilogy until i started playing the first one. i guess i'm just an outlier, since i got into the series late. and yeah, the games were released on Steam as [1+2] [3] because of release schedules. i've had a few people explain that to me.

this is really petty, but it feels weird to me that the first two Zero Escape titles are launched from the same Steam program, but Zero Time Dilemma is a standalone package. wouldn't it make more sense if the two 3D games (VLR & ZTD) were their own combined thing, and the original sprite-based 999 was standalone? i also feel like, storywise, you can't really do VLR without ZTD to follow it up. without delving too much into spoilers, the second game's whole point is to set up the third. 999 isn't like that. it's a complete story on its own.