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As someone with a sibieran husky i understand this completely. lol

her eyes are creepy as fuck but she acts like a complete princess.

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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guys!!!1 I bought this pretty black dress that looks all victorian, medieval like and gothic and it totally looks like something i would wear in court of darkness.

Is it technically a costume? YES. but was it $4? YES BUT I can make it work! I wanna do a photo shoot with it and edit me( Wisteria, my oc) to look like i am in court of darkness.

Wish i can do it right now but i dont have a tripod for my phone and it is so hot.

also i cant go into the woods because of the ticks and poison ivy. :(

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emo... 😢

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OOOooo he looks so pretty here!

Poll results - the people have spoken

@keitoz 💚🧡

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thank you so much for the tag! @j-u-u-z-o!

I now tag @haileyotakubeebe ,@xxpinky-pupxx , @4-ulquiorracifer , and anyone who wants to do it.

Thanks for the tag @elizabeth-dicewielder 💚 I got a green drink yay XD

Here's the quiz, it's definitely cozy!

Tagging @fernifox @hellnohenry @marlenemckinn @blitheringmcgonagall

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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More people need to be weird about the things that they like

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For a body in the garden

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hi tumblr… this resonates with someone probably 🥀

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Hello!

New follower, hoping for a NSFW Kenpachi Zaraki scene with fem. S/o In squad 3, a 3rd seat. She comes from a noble family (lesser/mid) serving under captain Gin Ichimaru.

She has a major crush on Zaraki. What if he finds her masturbating to him while calling his name. 👀 He catches her in action. How do you think he would respond? And how would their relationship go?

Would it be okay to include (handjob, cum, facesitting, dirty talk, hair pulling, rough sex 18+ content in general. 🙏) omg that was a lot sorry.

Fandom: Bleach

Warnings: handjob, cum, facesitting, dirty talk, hair pulling, rough sex 18+ content

Rated: 18+

Admin Harmony: Thank you so much for following me and my irregular posting schedules :D I hope you enjoy this!

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Your fingers were slicked with your arousal, you couldn’t help it, just the thought of Kenpachi always makes your mind foggy. You love his gruff exterior and his dominance. You just couldn’t help but think about using your pretty hands on his cock and stroking him here and there. You rubbed your wet wanton folds, your pussy fluttering around your fingers as you go in deep and fast. “A-ah..Kenpachi…” You whined out as more debauched thoughts etched through your mind. Your fingers moved faster and harder, you were really giving your clit the attention you needed while thinking abut all of the nasty things you want to do to this man. You hasn’t noticed, but Kenpachi was standing there, grin as wide as it can watching the little show. 

“Well, well well look what do have here?” His voice was silk. You screamed as you looked up to see him standing in the doorway. His signature smirk was plastered on his face, he looked like  a predator, eyeing his prey. The look of hunger was clear to you.

“K-kenpachi… what are you doing here?” You stuttered, your body was trembling from embarrassment but also slight arousal. He stalks up to you slowly, his eyes never leaving yours. “Gin Ichimaru wanted me to deliver this note to you but instead of you doing your work you were too busy being a little minx.” His voice dripped with seduction. “Care to explain me why is that?” He was now towering over your desk. “And don’t lie to me.” He growls. “I-i well I..” You looked down at your desk, “I'm- it’s just… I’ve liked you for so long and well my thoughts got the better of me and now…” Your voice drifted off as he listened. “Oh? Is that so? And what were you thinking of, my dear.”  “Why would I tell you?” You narrowed your eyes at him, “You could have knocked before walking in like a barbarian!” His laugh was deep and loud, “Trust me, I did. Three times but you were too busy thinking about me to notice. Now isn’t that right my little minx?” His face was not a several inches away from you as he leaned in close. “Now, since you want to think about me in such a way, I think I deserve to know what exactly you were thinking inside that pretty head of yours.” You gulped, your cheeks turning extra rosy, could you possibly tell him all of the dirty stuff you thought of?

“Do it, now.” He growls, his voice was threatening and it made your pussy clench just from the thought of it. “Y-you know just me…touching your cock…or..me sitting on your face as you..eat my pussy out…” Kenpachi grins, “You really are a naughty little thing…” He whispers out. “If that’s what you really want then how about we make these cute little fantasies come to life?” “Wait, no we don’t have-” He sits in the chair across from your desk. “Get over here, now.” His voice demanding. It was clear that he wasn’t asking. You made your way toward him, crouching in front of him. “You want to feel my cock so badly? Well, you get your wish princess.” He slowly takes of his pants, sliding them all the way down to reveal his thick long length. Your eyes never left as you see it. “W-wow..” You mumbled out. “Well, it isn’t going to stroke it’s self. Now do it before I have to punish you.” You squeaked as you quickly wrapped your fingers around him. “Don’t be shy, do it exactly in that little fantasy of yours.” You gripped his shaft, hard. Then you slowly started to pump him, making sure to firmly grasp it. “Yes, good girl, keep doing that, pay attention to my balls too.” You took your other hand, squeezing them just as tight. He moans out in pleasure, leaning his head back as his cock jumped from arousal. Seeing him like this only made your pussy wetter than ever before. You whimpered loudly, stroking him faster and hard while simultaneously tugging and squeezing his scrotum. You watched as his cock twitch with need, his hips bucking up in time with your strokes. He grunts and groans, which were loud and wanton. “Yes… fuck..good girl just like that…” He says in chants as he keeps humming your hand. You squeezed extra hard as you go faster, then you slowed down to tease him once he got close. He looks up at you, his eyes dangerous. “You little minx…” He groans and pants, “Keep going.” You could only giggle, “No.” Your strokes were fast enough to do something but not enough to send him over the age. 

“I'm not asking you brat, go faster.” He threatens. You continued to giggle cutely, stroking softly until he grips your hair, pulling it so you could look at him, “You better finish me off or I will have to fuck that pretty face of yours and I don’t think you are ready for just that.” You whimpered as he tugs hard. “Y-yes sir..” You whimpered from extreme arousal your movements were fast and hard, now. He then relaxes and groans. “Yes there, good girl! Keep stroking Daddy’s cock…” Your moaned as you felt his cock twitch under your hands, “Gonna cum all over your pretty little hands.” He let’s out a drawn out moan before he shoots several spurts of his thick creamy cum all over your hand, his thighs and balls. 

“Good girl, now clean up the mess, now.” You had to, it was an reflex. You then lean forward, your tongue swirling all over his cock and ball licking up the cum with fever. “You really are naughty little cumslut. You love licking Daddy’s cum? I bet you just love the taste.” You looked up from in between his thighs as you nodded your head. You do, you love licking and eating his cum. “Then good girls deserved an reward then.” He strips the rest of his clothes then swiftly picks you up and leads you to your couch, he then lays down on his back. “Now, why don’t you sit your cute ass on my face so I can have a taste of you.” Your eyes widened at his words. “Are you sure?” You whimpered out.  His smirk reappears. “Come on, don’t keep me waiting. You want me to eat your pretty pussy out or not?” You crawled over to him, your body trembling again with excitement. You hovered over his face, looking down at him with flushed cheeks.  “I can can already smell you, you really got turn on just by eating and licking my cum?” 

You nodded your head, “I did..” You admitted. “Then you better sit on my face so i can devour you.” You gasped at his words, but then you begin to slowly lower yourself onto his face. he moans out in pleasure, his tongue immediately tasting your sweets, wet folds. “A-ah kenpachi…” You moaned in pleasure, your hips begin to grind over his face, you could feel your pussy leaking all over his face as his tongue expertly dances over your clit. He takes two of his thick fingers, sliding them in and curling them to hit your g-spot. You jumped and yelped at the pleasure of it all. You whined and whimpered as you grind hard and faster, adding little bounces into the mix to really feel the friction. He moans and grabs your ass, squeezing it as you ride his face. Your pussy clenched around his tongue from pure pleasure, he moans, double down on his efforts, he knew you were close. Your grinding was more frantic, “Kenpachi…I'm gonna cum..” He spanks you, hard, signaling you to do just that. You moans escaped your lips as you leaned your head back, squirting all over his face. You could barely here the audible sounds him slurping and drinking your juice as you grind all over his face,  to elongate your climax. Once your high was gone, you panted, your face flushed and your body becoming extra sensitive.

He lifts you up, a crazed, hungry expression etched on his face. “Your pussy is just too perfect… I’m already hard again. Now I’m going to fuck your tight little pussy now.” You shook your head, “B-but I'm already so sensitive..” You whined as he tsks. “Good girls take all of daddy without any complaints.” He slides he places you above his cock. You moaned, your pussy starting to drip with need. “You just love having your pussy ravaged don’t you babygirl?” “I-i do please fuck me..” He chuckles darkly, “That’s the spirit baby.” You angled his cock at his entranced, your overly sensitive pussy swallows his cock inch by inch. “A-ah so full!” You moaned out, then without a word he thrusts up into you hard and fast. “Ah!” You screamed, your mind o overdrive, he then grabs your breasts, pinching your sensitive nipples which were hard as diamonds. He pounds up into you, ravaging your puffy folds and quickly, you came again squirting over his cock and thighs. He grunts, and groans in pleasure as he continues to pound into your cunt ruthlessly, then his cock twitches, releasing another thick creamy load of cum deep into your sensitive folds. Your mewls of constant pleasure finally subsides a several seconds later. You leaned against his chest, panting and trembling. He wraps is arms around your body. “Shh it’s okay baby, You did so well.” He kisses your temple. “Just stay like this, I got you.” He whispers into your ear sweetly, You sighed out, happy and content.

You had to mentally thank Gin later. 

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Will you ever get art of you and Ulquiorra together done? 🤍

Wouldn't that be a dream? It would be really cool to ask for a commission with some artists on tumblr. But right now I don't really have the funds to do it just yet sadly. :( But definitely in the future! That would be pretty freaking sweet.

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awww those are so cute! :3

✨WIP WEDNESDAY✨

Giving you another teaser for this week! here is some insight into the cute merch ideas!

This week's WIP is by @toboldlymuppet !!!

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Murciélago

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several case of baby face syndrome

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Parasol Ulquiorra for moniesmonsters

Apparently, BBS has yet to release a parasol unit for Ulqui smh. KLAB, DO BETTER!!🫵

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Hello. I really liked the way you write on "The Black Butler". Can I ask for Sebastian and Claude's reaction to the fact that their common fem!s/o is close friends with the Undertaker and often visits his shop? Please.

Sebastian Michaelis and Claude Faustus Reaction that s/o is friends with Undertaker Headcanons

Fandom: black butler/ Kuroshitsuji

Rated: 18+

Admin Wisteria: Thank you so much for liking my content! I hope you enjoy this! <3

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Sebastian Michaelis:

✮at first, i don't think Sebastian will see any problems. Especially if he is too busy dealing with Ciel and him assisting in Ciel in his guard dog duties.

✮Even then, He wonders why his s/o often visits undertaker quite a lot.

✮But he wont say anything or even worry the first few times especially when he is busy. 

✮but the more often you go there the more it slowly it irritates him.

✮He doesn’t want to admit it because well, he is a demon he shouldn’t care what his human s/o does.

✮He has too much pride, why would he care that his mere human is friends with undertaker? 

✮He mostly trusts s/o, but if undertaker does flirt with is s/o then he will become even more protective and very jealous.

✮Will threaten undertaker and i mean it’s pretty scary.

✮Of course Undertaker will joke and tease about it.

✮which pisses him off even more.

✮And if it gets bad enough he will forbid you to seeing him, but that is only if undertaker does something so infuriating.

✮If you defy him or question it then well- he will definitely  make it clear you that you can only think about him and ONLY him. wink wink.

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Claude Faustus:

✩No.

✩Especially since he had no idea who undertaker is.

✩Sebastian would be a little bit more lenient because he at least knows undertaker but not claude so it is an instant no.  

✩Since claude has no idea who he is and what he is capable of he is more protective of him.

✩so his s.o will have to sneak hanging out with undertaker.

✩the first time he catches you and he meets him he is just like ‘what the fuck? who in the hell is he?’

✩ so he will forbid you to seeing him.

✩will fight undertaker he becomes extra flirty which he would since he doesn’t even know claude.

✩honestly you are better off not seeing undertaker anymore after all of that happens.

✩because he will have a complete leash on you afterwards and will fuck you senseless too out of jealousy.

✩but of course the way he acts to keep his demon pride is, ‘i was just protecting you’ even though he was in fact jealous.

✩Angry and very jealous sex will definitely happen as well.

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