ultimateaikidomaster

[ultimateaikidomaster]

SUUUUPER PUNCHABLE!!! I JUST WANNA GO WHAM!!! RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! THEN A HAIIII-YA TO HIS STOMACH!! AND THEN A STOMP!!! RIGHT ON HIS BALLS!!!

Hey! I think we can both agree on something!

We both don't like Kokichi!!

- @ultimatescytheperson---thingy

(oOoOoOh MaIn BlOg ReVeLlLlL!!!)

You dont like him either?!?! Quick!!! What do you hate most about him!? Me personally, I hate that he abuses Kirumis ability as an Ultimate maid! And just the fact he's a man makes it so much worse! And what is with that outfit?! What is he trying to look like a kitchen floor!? And that hair! Why's it all over the place!? Has he ever heard of a hairbrush?! And that voice!! It's so.. Annoying! And dont get me started on his fake ass personality.

[ultimateaikidomaster]

Hey! I think we can both agree on something!

We both don't like Kokichi!!

- @ultimatescytheperson---thingy

(oOoOoOh MaIn BlOg ReVeLlLlL!!!)

You dont like him either?!?! Quick!!! What do you hate most about him!? Me personally, I hate that he abuses Kirumis ability as an Ultimate maid! And just the fact he's a man makes it so much worse! And what is with that outfit?! What is he trying to look like a kitchen floor!? And that hair! Why's it all over the place!? Has he ever heard of a hairbrush?! And that voice!! It's so.. Annoying! And dont get me started on his fake ass personality.

[ultimateaikidomaster]

@banrobophobia

“…Long story short Kokichi blew up 53 timed bombs on April fools day.”

NONE OF THE GIRLS GOT HURT RIGHT?!

[ultimateaikidomaster]

Alright, Keebo! You become less of a Degenerate the more we talk! Say.. Have you ever considered having Miu program you into a girl?

@banrobophobia

“Um- hi Chabishira-San! …I’ve been hearings news on- Kirumi adopting, Kokichi somehow? Is that even legal? …anyways is any of this true, or are my systems needing repairs again?”

Oh! Keebo! Yes, apparently it's true!! Kirumi really did adopt Kokichi! A-and Kaede adopted Kirumi..?

So that'd make Kaede, Kokichis Grandma... What a strange world we live in...

[ultimateaikidomaster]

Well, I'd sue Kokichi just for breathing the same air as me!! If you wanna sue him then I'll help you! Anything to get rid of that degenerate jerk! Kirumi can find a much better person to adopt!

@banrobophobia

“Um- hi Chabishira-San! …I’ve been hearings news on- Kirumi adopting, Kokichi somehow? Is that even legal? …anyways is any of this true, or are my systems needing repairs again?”

Oh! Keebo! Yes, apparently it's true!! Kirumi really did adopt Kokichi! A-and Kaede adopted Kirumi..?

So that'd make Kaede, Kokichis Grandma... What a strange world we live in...

[ultimateaikidomaster]

@banrobophobia

“Um- hi Chabishira-San! …I’ve been hearings news on- Kirumi adopting, Kokichi somehow? Is that even legal? …anyways is any of this true, or are my systems needing repairs again?”

Oh! Keebo! Yes, apparently it's true!! Kirumi really did adopt Kokichi! A-and Kaede adopted Kirumi..?

So that'd make Kaede, Kokichis Grandma... What a strange world we live in...

[ultimateaikidomaster]

A-and I dont wanna see you being walked all over!

And! It's because you're his mother that you really have to say 'No'!! Just think, what if the thermonuclear bomb goes off while Kokichi is within range?! Not that its necessarily a bad thing... But it'd be because you let him walk all over you that he got himself in serious danger! Or better worse he could die!!

Come on Kirumi! Be the best mother ever and start saying 'No!' Dont let Kokichi use you for trouble anymore! Instead! Try and show him how to be better!

Or send him to an orphanage....

I believe in you, Kirumi!!

And if you need any help with disciplining him I can show you how to work a belt...

Kirumi!! You cant let Kokichi walk all over you! If you're gonna be his mother you should be more strict! Like saying 'No' when he asks you to construct a thermonuclear bomb!!

@ultimateaikidomaster

I know… but at the same time i don't want to upset him…

He's my son, and i love him dearly… I dont want to see him sad…

[ultimateaikidomaster]

Oh yeah?! Well, I'm gonna make Kirumi realise you're bad news soon enough! It's my duty to protect her and the other girls from degenerates like you!!

Hey, you degenerate male! Stop taking advantage of Kirumi’s talent! If you don’t quit it, I’ll punch you right in that lying mouth of yours, no hesitation!!

@ultimateaikidomaster

But Tenko, I'm not taking advantage of her talent! She's the one that chooses to help me, after all. And aaalso, she's my mom now~ can't I ask my sweet mother for something? Nishishi~ I'm truly hurt by your words!!

[ultimateaikidomaster]

Hello Tenko! How are you? ^^

Well, I dont sense a degenerate vibe to you so I should hope you're not a man! I'm doing well thanks! I've been training super hard today!

And Himiko even said "Goodmorning" to me today!! Oh she's such a sweetheart!

I'm gonna work super hard today! Gotta protect my classmates from the degenerate males like Kokichi!

Hey! You should join me in training! I was just about to run up a hill and then down it and ending it with a jump kick into one of my test dummies! Or a male pedestrian who gets unlucky! again...

[ultimateaikidomaster]

Welcome to my blog! 🥋💥

Hiyah! I’m Tenko Chabashira, the Ultimate Aikido Master! This blog is all about Neo-Aikido, self-defense, and uplifting people (literally and figuratively)! 💪

📌 Rules:

Respect is key! No hate, bigotry, or rudeness.

This is a minor-safe space! Keep things appropriate.

I’m 17, and the mod is also a minor—so be mindful!

No weird asks, especially from degenerate males!! 🚫

Positivity and kindness only! Let’s support each other!

Now, go practice your high kicks and believe in yourself! 🥋💥

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