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M!A: Merino, you trade places with your Arcadian counterpart for 3 days.

Batmun: nyehehehe

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M!A: Arcadia Pierre and Troll Pierre swap places for three days. They are guaranteed to swap with their phones, and their respective memories will be shared with the other on the swap back.

Troll Pierre will know Earth French for ease of RP.

Batmun: Time to sow chaos

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M!A: Synekk! Bitch you eggnant. 30 days. Speedrun it.

Aw maaan, II've been careful though =.:[

OOC Note: The eggs are duds, and they will have anon shades markings on them. When broken they're going to be filled with idk. Slime. Sparkles. That is for future me to find out.

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M!A: Hey Venice, how about a power upgrade? You may now consume all forms of affection as food, just like Poriva. All of your demon powers are also upgraded to revolve affection of all sorts and not just lust.

Oh! Uh, Okay! I'll try not to use this for evil.

This means I can eat snuggles right?

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M!A: Merino is a giraffe furry for 24 hours.

Fuuck. Whatever a giraffe is, it's tall. I have to duuck uunder the doorfraMe.

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M!A: Synekk is a wind dragon for two days! They will be small enough to take shelter from the sun inside the ship.

Upon the end of the transformation, they will be granted a bracelet charm to allow them to retake the dragon shape at will.

Note: they have a bracelet from the previous anon, because I hyperfocused on that one, whoops. Still get the charm though!

Oh my godsss. II Am DRIIVIING!?!?!?

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M!A: Hey Synekk, ever want the perfect body to go with those windy powers of yours? Now you can with a brand new dragon look, sporting traits from noodly wind dragons. You look mighty majestic :) Additionally, this comes with shapeshifting (for convenience, gotta be able to live normally) and magical clouds you can summon at any time to perch on :) Oh! And it’s forever. :)

Note: Their prior permanent nagatroll anon will be moved onto a new charm bracelet, along with their quolltaur anon as well! They'll also have a vanilla charm too, which was once their leg bracelet.

Oh!! Oh SSShiit!! L3gSSS?? TAlon handSSS???? Goodn3SSS.

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Why are you pressed about how we spell his name?

I do not actually care about it other than OCD.

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M!A: Just for the threat, Merino, you get Hennix's horns too.

His name is Hemmix you rain soaked cigar butts. Why are you even pressed, it's not like I can actually harm you fuckers.

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M!A: Merino, for 24 hours, you have the same blood color and fin shape as Hennix.

You will see the business end of my halberd and know the wrath of my kicks.

(The conses will be immediate.)

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You know, Pierre, Castor doesn’t think you actually adopted him as your charge. That kid is difficult, isn’t he? Everything has to be so special or he doesn’t think you’re being truthful. Exhausting, really, isn’t it? Isn’t he mean, too? Why would you want a mean charge? This one is better left unclaimed, don’t you think? Maybe there’s a reason he was rejected by his lusus. Did we ever get the lusus’s side? Sometimes, ungrateful kids deserve a little beating.

( Pierre curls into a little ball and sobs. )

OOC: If he weren't already raw from talking about his abusive ex-spade, he would tell you that that it's okay that Castor is mean, and that it's good enough that Castor cares enough about him to be upset when he doesn't remember him. That memory means the world to him.

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To think, all it took was one little finger to get you talking. You had nine more for us to go through to get here. You're a smart one, Pierre. As a reward for your obedience, you'll get your finger back. As a token of our sympathies, we'll take away the pain in your tail.

( He is too busy crying to say anything, but he does appreciate the lessened pain. )

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M!A: Pierre, you lose one finger for every question we ask that doesn't get a satisfactory answer. Hope the blood from your missing pinky doesn't get on the nice fabric you're sewing.

We'll ask again. What did this Hemmix do to you?

(OOC Note: The missing fingers will not be permanent, and at the end of the interrogation, they'll all be returned to him painlessly, and spilled blood will be cleaned.)

][ Hey what the fuck. ][

][ He beat me. Hemmix beat me up and yelled at me for not being fast enough to make his damn unique shirts and swim trunks as fast as a factory could.

Because I was 7. Because I was still learning. Gilding!! I will never touch a spool of golden thread ever again in my whole life.

You want the gritty details you sick fucks? You want to know what he would do to me?

Well here you fucking go. En-fucking-joy.

It started with hitting. He didn't let me hit back. I was his punching bag, and I couldn't lift a finger about it. He had to remain flawless, of course.

He cut me. Some of the scars still exist on my body. He made me bind my wings. He made me his perfect little obedient tailor. I was his eye candy. I couldn't fight back, because legally I was the dirt he walked on. A pretty gutterblood to exploit just as he had been taught to. I had to wear what he approved. I had to style my hair and do my face. I had to tightlace for him. He had me chase an unobtainable, harmful beauty standard.

His bites were particularly nasty with those serrated teeth of his.

My docked tail was his doing. It still hurts to this day because it was a hack job and that is my spine. He did it because I would trip him.

Our breakup was explosive because it was the only way he'd actually believe I was doing it. I had to make a spectacle out of it so we had witnesses, and so he couldn't gaslight me about it.

That eye was the only thing that self absorbed bastard complimented about me. Everything else was to be scrutinized and lambasted. He hated my paws. I still shave my eartips.

I didn't date in spade until Merino coaxed me out 6 sweeps ago like the most scared meowbeast. That is why our quad is smeared pale.

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Pierre, why don't you tell us about that? Why did you used to fear finned trolls? Does it have something to do with why you clawed your eye out, like the dramatic martyr you are?

][ You want to know 5ooooo bad ][ =:] ][

][ II wiill feed you crumb5. ][

][ Hii5 name wa5 Hemmiix Ca5olii. ][

][ And we needed an ash. ][

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Pierre, how does it feel knowing that human girl is terrified of you? You've done nothing wrong. You've been kind to her. Hell, you're planning on hand-crafting one of the hardest styles of clothing just for her. And for what thanks? To be treated like this? She thinks you'll trap her, grab her, pin her. She has visions of you trying to force her into sex when she's near you. She sees a crooked smile, an evil eye, and wicked claws.

But it's not just you, is it?

It's every man on this blasted ship.

She feels like a rabbit among wolves here with you.

How does it make you feel?

Fiir5t of all, fuck you.

5econd of all. I'm not trying to fix her with a handmade gift. I know gaining anybody's trust takes more than that. It was like that for me.

It makes me feel like I am not alone. I am sad about it. Somebody in her past, probably many somebodies, hurt her so bad that she's scared of men! And you're right, that isn't my fault. But maybe I can help in little ways. Maybe I can do for her like Merino did for me all those sweeps ago. I no longer fear ALL finned trolls, no longer flinch at their bite.

Bet you want to know all about that, you nosy shaded fuckbaskets. Well you'll have to work for it.

Ultimately, I hope to be able to talk fashion with her somenight.

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M!A: Pierre you're a fucking cat, enjoy. 24 hours.

Note: Extending this for an extra 48 hours. It will follow him when he swaps bodies with Essie.

][ You have cau5ed iimmea5urable chao5 and II get turned iinto a CHAT. ][ Why am II purple. ][

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M!A: Synekk ready for something interesting? Instead of a naga, you are a spotted quoll-taur for one week.

whatever a quoll iisss iit iisss fluffy and cute. iim not mad at thiisss honessstly!!