I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
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i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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speeches for dr. frankenstein, margaret atwood
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here's hoping people never stop asking
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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dattebayo ?
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quick sketch for day 2 :)
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so called free thinkers when sns hand imagery
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kakashi teaching sasuke the chidori is kind of funny actually. i accidentally killed my friend with this jutsu but ummmm you wont try to do anything like that
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ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed
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go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!
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Erik Olson (Canadian, b. 1982, Calgary, Alberta, Canada) - Tigers in the Night, 2011, Paintings: Oil on Canvas
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hi everybody in the world. can i have a hug
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(shrugs) well i have to be brave
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