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i think pineapple juice is gods gift to the world

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dollar tree cashier, after watching me put 10 packages of haribo cherries in my pockets and put wrapping paper in the carpenter pants pockets: “you are going somewhere buddy”

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shook my hands so hard my wrists hurt. call that a stimjury

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who knew that you needed to multiply numbers to be trans? guess that means im super transgender

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graduation? more like gay pride

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im not saying tae kwon do turns you gay, but the only other “girl” who was in my level is queer and nonbinary as well

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DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH WIN!!! THE FISH IS DISABLED

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ive wrote enough gay essays to know how gay the mob is

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so divine i literally cannot be perceived

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the struggle of being gay and wanting to wear a carabiner, but not for the gay reason

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boredom may be strong but my discomfort around men is stronger

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real men cry (only abt hockey tho)

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i keep forgetting i have boobs. everytime i look in the mirror im like, “woah, who put those there?”

me.

i put those there.

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things my brain has caught onto while using spanish: conjugation, noun adjective order, gramatical differences

things my brain hasnt caught onto: i need to pretend im a girl

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the second any bitch (including my yoga teacher from elementary school. sorry ms i cant remeber your name.) is like “close your eyes relax feel your nerves (why is it always feel your nerves) my brain immediately chooses fight and i am ready to punch a bitch